Oh hello there wagie! On your lunch break I see.
Me? I just got back from studying Greek philosophy, and as Democritus says "Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, Happiness dwells in the soul"
Such a beautiful quote, right wagie? So don't be so upset when your wages go to us NEETs.
Anyway wagie, I think Mr Shekelsberg is looking for you, something about working Christmas day unpaid?
Haha, you have fun with that. I have to go now! And as always
Another day, another dollar.
>tfw got to go to work in 5 minutes
STOP TORMENTING ME
>>25172462
Poor wagekek!
Just remember, when you're slaving away for Shekelstein, I'll be nice and snug in my bed!
Hurry now wagie, you don't want to be late!
>>25172440
y do i laugh at every sing;e one of these threads
I make more money in a week then you in a month. I also have my own place, a car, a girlfriend and plenty of cash to spare. I also enjoy my work. But of course you are only going to say something you think makes you superior. Then you will do nothing all day.
>Anon-kun, we're out of tendies.
You've been momcucked.
took a year off last year (dropped out of uni)
it was fucking boring as fuck, thank god i have a job now.
>>25172556
Oh wagekek, so focused on that wage that you failed to see the quote:
"Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, Happiness dwells in the soul"
Who will be truly happy at 6am tomorrow morning? The NEET all cozy in bed, or the wagekek, worrying about the long day ahead of him.
>>25172511
desu I get really upset when I see them because I'm on vacation and have nothing to do. It reminds me that I could be at work instead, filling my time effectively and usefully instead of sitting around on imageboards and not even masturbating
>>25172612
Why not both? People do what they like.
>>25172612
So being cozy at 6 am makes you happy? Is that it? Being alone and poor. Nobody giving a shit about you makes you happy? Like it or not being a productive member of society is making me happy. I love working hard. Getting home to my petite gf, eating a home cooked meal. People looking up to me. That's a great feeling. My dad saying hes proud of me. Of course that you will never know. I lived your life, it's incredibly sad after a while. Feeling like a worthless loser all the time. But you know, if all you need in life is to be in bed at 6am. Go ahead. Feel Superior, do it forever if you want to. Maybr one day you will stop lying to yourself a realize you have done nothing in your life. That you failed as a human being. That you did not even try.
>>25172612
>6am
why is it always 6am? comparatively few people have to get up that early
same with the LE 7 HOURS IN TRAFFIC thing, like, who are all these people spending that much time in traffic? if they're in gridlock that long that often, it's their own fault for working so far from home/moving so far away from work/not finding better routes to take to work
>>25172742
all this and for who? All of your efforts go towards expanding Shekelsteins pockets.
Your entire existence is defined by a mere paycheck.
Constantly chasing it for self worth and Happiness, the wagekek is not at one with himself. What a pathetic existence.
>>25172800
Believe it or not. I feel good about working hard. I have a sense of accomplishment when I finish building a house. It's more then a mere paycheck. Also you seem to assume alot. My boss works with me. He works as hard and hes a decent guy. Not everyone is out to get you.
>>25172556
>>25172590
>>25172594
>>25172742
Here come the RAGIE WAGIES. Their anguish sustains me.
>>25172840
this. same. doing a good job is what I live for. I don't do a lot without any direction, but when I to work, if it's not the best it can be, it's legit distressing
>>25172440
going from a life of chilling with the gf all day to a life of spending most of my time working terrifies me desu
it just doesn't seem worth it but I know I will have to eventually
>>25172440
Come back, blanket. I miss you. I miss the NEET life. I just want to be back in my bed. I don't care about the economy anymore. I care about sleep.
muh productive bloxx
I do enjoy wagecuck threads, but I enjoy the Subway ones even more. Can you grace us with one OP?
>>25172894
I find the opposite. being on vacation sucks and I just end up doing nothing and being stressed out on cabin fever all the time. working gives me routine and structure, which I feel I kinda need in life
Why are you so fucking cruel?
I work 5 hours and go to school for 7. These threads make my night
Y'know...you DO realize that starting your own business and becoming an entrepreneur is always an option, right? I have lots of friends who have tried that and achieved quite a bit of success.
The whole "wagecuck vs NEET" thing is a bit of a false dichotomy.
>>25172859
Oh noes! What will my six figure salary do?
Pic related: Hawaii branch office
>>25172946
this is a nice image, mind if i save
>>25172972
They're all troll threads anyway. Your logic and desire for self-determination have no power here.
>>25172972
>Y'know...you DO realize that starting your own business and becoming an entrepreneur is always an option, right?
It's not a very good option. That requires a LOT of initial capital, and at least some kind of expertise.
That said, I kinda want to do a dragon dildo start-up and branch away from the typical "It's a cone with a knot!" meme toy, but sillicone is expensive as heck and marketing is beyond me ;_;
I'm just gonna make video games instead
>>25172903
Why hello there my NEET brethren
In fact, I just got back from subway! I got a delicious sandwich made specially for ME by a professional sandwich artist.
After I'm done I plan on having passionate anal sex with my wagekek neighbours wife. Care to join me, friend?
Poor wagekeks will never experience the joy of eating a delicious subway sandwich while cucking a wagie
>>25172440
i really like how creative people get with these threads
>>25172986
>>25172946
what is the story behind this kid
>>25173062
>>25172903
Oh dear! I was so deep inside wagekeks girlfriend I forgot to include an image
My apologies, friend.
>>25173084
Syrian refugee kid drowned, body was found on the beach
>mfw I remember that no woman will ever love a NEET
>>25173119
Except for your girlfriend as I plough her anal cavity while you're slaving away for Mr Shekelstein
Nice try though, my dear wagekek
>>25173142
>implying your social anxiety would ever allow you to touch a woman
i bet you're even a virgin lol
>>25172929
it sucks I mean I graduated college and got a dui within a month of that so I got super depressed for awhile
got a job doing carpentry for my dad for a couple years but then he got sick and I got depressed again
now I just don't feel like im up for any more disappointments it sucks
>>25173158
>i bet you're even a virgin lol
Nice grammar there, slave
>>25172440
Thisis true for NEETs and wagies.
>>25173201
when was the last time you cuddled with a qt girl
>>25173250
I pay for my sex with money
>>25173265
that didn't answer my question, budddy
>>25173303
A few weeks ago, pal
>>25173337
i'm sorry to hear that, is that why you feel the need to post on /r9k/ when other people your age are making something of their lives, enjoying human contact with people that love them, and not actively disappointing their parents?
>reading babbys first philosophy
Call me when you went trough Kant's or Wittengsteins books faggot.
>>25173355
>actively disappointing their parents?
Kek, they are both dead
>i'm sorry to hear that, is that why you feel the need to post on /r9k/ when other people your age are making something of their lives
Yeah, im real bitter you have to work and provide me things for free
>enjoying human contact with people that love them
Overrated
>>25173384
>overrated
lol do you seriously think that love, which has been regarded unanimously by the entirety of human civilization since the dawn of history as the greatest feeling in the world, is overrated?
yeah, everyone else is stupid.
>>25173384
Ignore this bitter wagie, my NEET friend.
He's just angry that his hard earned money fuels our luxurious lifestyle.
Be glad that you're not as low as him.
>>25173435
>luxurious
>>25172440
>being happy
so what you're saying is that you're not a robot, you're just a normalcuck.
>NEET makes bait post
>mad wageslave smears his bootyblast all over the thread
>this happens every single day without fail
fuck off all of you, being a NEET is a shitty miserable existence and being a wageslave is a shitty miserable existence
you're both shit
>>25173546
Sooner or later, the Filter will purify
>>25173546
>implying OP is actually a NEET
>he's probably a wagecuck trying to trigger other wagecucks
>>25173546
this. if you're happy and or have a good life go back to facebook because you do not belong here
>>25172742
>falling in the wagecuck meme
kill yourself m8
>not translating greek texts yourself but copying them from the internet
>>25172440
Oh hey there neetcuck!
Actually I'm on my annual Christmas vacation, I'm sitting next to my pool in the backyard of my house in Florida, my parents will be flying down here tomorrow and I will be having lots of guests over so I'm preparing some smoked meats in my smoker. Maybe later I will take my jetskis out on the ocean or visit a beach, it sure is nice being able to enjoy all this because I own a business that makes me lots of money. Too bad you will never know what this feels like, must be sad to have disappointed your parents so badly.
>>25172440
round of applause to this funny NEET. I hope to see you this thursday at the comedy club! I will be studying mathematics and fucking the wagekekies wife during the day but I will be there for sure! ciao. - I also picked up some french with my free time
>>25174266
>Spending your money on anything but expanding your business
Truly a peasant
>>25174266
>implying you arent 16 and thats your parents house
>>25174266
>toolbars
>chrome
>windows
Kill yourself you stupid teenage cunt
>>25174266
You spelt "neetcucks" wrong you imbred faggot
>>25174266
>using a literal botnet. top kek
why dont you stop messing around while at work and clean that pool. another day another dollar pool boy
>>25174412
>>25174432
>>25174452
>>25174464
>>25174464
kek, the jealousy here is palable, so much anger over others success
>>25174266
>on r9k on a christmas vacation
>not being a dissapointment to your parents
nice meme friendo
>>25174500
You have been bated my foolish friend
>>25174534
>You have been bated my
>bated
Damn you Bateman! Fooled again!
>>25174600
Clean the pool already goy
>>25173591
He's shitposting these threads from work.
>>25173102
From one roastie to the other
Nice
>>25172440
when his old decrepit and crippled parents finally die from disappointment and disgust because their son is a neet loser who
>Eats tendies all day
>plays vidya all day
>doesnt even have a gf
>has 27 usd saved up an an account hes had for 15 years
>spergs out by buying his cousin a bra and panties at Christmas
>colects welfare
>doesnt even know how to drive
the beta neetcuck will be forced to find a shitty part time job, flipping burgers until he commits suicide by deep frying his own head while i sit in a comfy office, getting 25 usd/hour plus benefits
get fukt neet cuck
>>25172440
OP, if you were happy in life, you wouldn't make these threads.
I was happy when I was a NEET, but I never felt the need to pick on people who did have a job. Why do you do it?
>>25174734
Learn about your psychology exam somewhere else faggot
>>25174758
Hi, OP. You forgot your froggy image :3
>>25174771
>Implying im op
Your going to fail that exam
>>25174734
OP here,
It pains me to see a fellow NEET fall into the hands of Shekelstein.
To address your question, mocking the wagecucks is the most efficient way of showing them the light.
I am a benevolent being and wish that all cucks and keks alike would join us in NEETdom.
>>25172440
Poor wagecuckolds, working on xmas while their gfs cuck them.
>>25175332
Pics with timestamp.
You wouldn't lie to us, would you, Mr. NEET?
Who /wagehybrid/ here I actually get paid for scientist to observe my daily life while being neet
>>25174600
nice dubs but check mine
Hahahaha, you like such a pseudo-intellectual OP.
On top of that, your feigned smugness reeks of complete insecurity.
Work 30 hours a week as a software engineer (something I thoroughly enjoy) most of which is spend chatting shit with my co-workers. I earn enough to live in relative bliss as a result.
Must suck having little to no disposable income and pretending the reading high school level philosophy is a satisfying existence. Enjoy being a worthless dependent friend. :^)
>>25175581
You wagecucks always seem to brag about how you like your job and how you work for so few hours.
A cuck is a cuck, my friend. You can not deny it, a cuck who enjoys being cucked and one who doesn't is still a cuck.
And how can a mere cuck comment on my intellect? I am a superior being, I live on a plane of existence that you pions can't even begin to comprehend.
You shall not receive the wisdom of the NEET gods, for you are willingly a cuck. Absolutely disgusting.
Begone wagekek!
>>25175684
Oh wow.
I'll admit I'm stupid for not instantly seeing you're a troll. A shit one at that.
>>25172742
I don't understand why you're implying that you need a job for those things. Are you really incapable of finding fufillment and intamite relationships without a job?
Before you resort to name-calling, I'm not a NEET.
>>25172440
I had sex with a girl I worked with one time. Life well spent desu.
>>25175722
Kek of course he's a troll all these threads are trolls
I must clarify something to Neets.
Ofcourse most of people dont prefer to work but its better option then getting welfare, show me your financial status post pics where you live and we will be judges
Actions speak more than woords neetkeks
ITT:
cuck baka desu senpai
fufck the robot.
>>25172440
Rather be a wagie than a mentally/physically handicapped NEET with no gf, ever
I'm actually on vacation now so I am getting paid to sit at home for the week.
I wouldn't mind staying home all the time but I am not broken enough to collect neet dollars and being home day after day drives me insane.
>>25172440
How much money do you make?
Give us a number, not "kek, more than u make, wagecuck!"
Daily reminder that outside of inheritancebux neets, all neets have mental and/or physical disabilities. No point in arguing with them. It's like arguing with a child or someone that is drunk
>neets are jealous as fuck of wagies and inheritancebux neets
>>25174411
Ciao is Italian, you pathetic NEET retard
>>25176234
You wagekeks tend to be the most aggressive people!
Maybe all that work and sleep deprivation is getting to you, wagecuck.
Don't be late for work tomorrow cuck.
>>25173119
>mfw when my mixed cousin is pretty much a NEET normie and plows qwhite girls on the regular.
>>25176357
having sex with roasties doesn't mean you're loved.
I wish it did...
>>25176311
I guess all that rest is slowing your brain down because you didn't address my point that you're a moron talking out his ass. I will have fun at work tomorrow, making more in 8 hours than you'll see all month. And then I'll come home to a Christmas tree with many presents underneath that I was able to purchase for my family and girlfriend. Unlike a certain NEETfriend who will be lucky to have Christmas tendies.
Till next time, au revoir! (That's real French, and I was able to learn that while also working. Incredible, huh NEET?)
>>25176357
>things that are 100% correct and actually happened: the post
>>25176461
Sorry wagie but you can't replace a job for a personality. Sorry if girls don't like you.
>>25176449
I wasn't the person you were initially replying to, my friend. I was merely defending a fellow NEET.
You wagekeks sure are angry though!
Stay mad, friend, but don't forget that you pay for my lifestyle.
Pathetic cuck
>tfw just went on leave from my shitty, bottom-level retail job.
Feels fucking good. Back to neetdom, at least for the next few months.
>>25176596
Congratulations, join us in NEETdom friend!
I hope to see you at the comedy club on Thursday
I hear NEET comedian has a new line up!
>>25176525
>implying your personality gets all the women who saved their virginity just for a fat neet who shitposts on 4chan
>>25172440
I can never tell if these threads are idiots trolling idiots or just one lads echo chamber.
Laughs are had either way.
STOP THIS YOU SMUG FUCKING CUNT
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK
YOU
KILL ME
>>25172440
>tfw i make 160k a year i love my coworkers and i know my boss
>>25177279
>this makes the wagekek "happy"
>>25177279
Then get off this board you fucking faggot
>>25177304
>i get paid a metric fuckton to do what i love doing and chill with coworkers all week
>i get 4 weeks off total every year
>i get weekends off to do whatever i want
Just got a part time job in retail. How can someone live like this? This is terrible. NEET life is the best
>>25175788
This. Wagecucks are so deluded, they think it is a prerequisite for anything in life.
>being so shit of a person the only thing of value you bring is your job
>your jobs is literally everything to you
I pity wagecucks tbqh
>>25172859
your parents' sympathy does, actually.
>>25173102
>robot
>having sex
You should go
>missed an interview call for the third time
I'd rather be a wagecuck than poor. Fuck not having vidya.
>>25178650
>he pays for vidya
top kek
>>25177792
I work part-time in retail too. It's not too bad. I'd prefer to be a NEET, but in all honesty, it being part-time makes it bearable enough. Still get plenty of time off, so my life isn't just mostly work. 100x better than being a full time wagecuck though, especially in such a shitty position.
>>25172946
Thank you mr Poseidon.
according to John Calvin, you should never indulge yourself or having a lavish life. it's considered socially as being inferior to a craftsman. and as John Ruskin argues "money should be earned morally, and it should be spend morally".
you're doing neither neet. take your time to google these two people while i sage your thread
neets are the scum of the earth
>>25179706
This thing, right here.
>>25172440
>Democritus
>Literally basic philosophy
Who are you trying to impress?
I bet you didn't even studied it, you just read a quote somewhere on some shitty tumblr. God you're so pathetic
>>25179521
spooky
>>25180116
sorry philosopher master, i'd like to read some of your treatises sometimes.
>>25180250
You know that you must be at least 18 ? You look like a 16 years old.
kek, funny seeing every wagie's pathetic attempts to try and challenge NEET ideology in an attempt to preserve their dignety, love seeing them get trampled over by facts and logic
>>25172612
some anons will never understand
>Travel thread shows up on /r9k/
>Post how fun it is to travel
>Triggers a dozen NEET's who claim they can't leave their rooms because no money
Better a poorfag than wage slave who is a hopeless boring empty shell of a human. Time is more valuable than money. If work was not a factor then I certainly wouldn't mind more money, but once you can afford all the basic luxuries like running water, electricity, whole foods, mobile phone, and Internet in a nice house within biking distance of everything then any extra money really does no good. What more than that could someone want? That is a lifestyle far more extravagant than the kings and emperors of before could even imagine of. The collective wealth of human knowledge is in your hands right now, and you'd rather waste time on non productive bullshit than makes someone else rich? There's a point where helping others ceases to be altruism and becomes retardation. Wage slave doesn't truly convey just how pathetic and contemptible such a person is.
>>25173359
fuking this, democritus was a complete pleb, go read heidegger
>>25180704
But not by spelling
>>25174646
Wow, nice strawman, wagefriend. I would also like to resort to logical fallacies to prove my point, but I don't have to because the truth is on my side!
Anyways, have fun collecting paper while your soul decays in prison.
>>25182702
The while premise of this troll thread is a strawman argument.
op i dont work but i inherited house and their money
am i a neet like you bro's or am i stil a cuck
>tfw parents are forcing me to help my wagecuck neighbor with his shitty electrician job
>99% chance i lose my neet status soon
this is the nail in the fucking coffin for me, i've suspected that i was put on this earth to be tortured in cruel and unusual ways for a while now. well it's 100 fucking percent confirmed now.
>go help mom do laundry THREE DAYS later than we usually do it
>come back, we both forgot our keys
>have to take a bus to my brothers work to get his key and walk back
>in that whole 30 minute time span the neighbor just COINCIDENTALLY went outside and asked my mom if i could help with his job
that's way too fucking small of a timeframe, and it literally only happened because we forgot our keys. literally my worst fucking nightmare. that's far too grand of a scenario to be written off as a coincidence, SOMEONE IS SETTING ME THE FUCK UP. i must have pissed off god in another life or some shit, is seriously feels like someone out there just wants to fuck my life up and watch me suffer.
If you were really well-read, you would have studied Epicurus, who taught that the highest form of happiness is friendship. Maybe you've heard of Abraham Maslow's hierarchy of needs, where your need to belong and your need to be loved need to be met before you can meet your full potential. Just because you are fed, clothed, and have a roof over your head doesn't mean anything in terms of having a happy soul.
Even if you live at home with your family you belong to that loves you in some capacity, you have to know that they don't like that you failed to launch. That you are choosing to consider your own needs before their needs. You're a bird that never left the nest, you were probably a smart kid but you failed to launch. You'll never be anything but a child, and while I can't say whether that's right or wrong, it's just not enough for the majority of people.
And it doesn't matter how much you know and how much you study because no one is listening to what you have to say. That requires establishing a reputation and making a name for yourself somewhere other than an anonymous image board. I will give you this: the only people who respond to these threads with anger are those who are envious of NEETs but are unable to or too afraid of the social repercussions it will bring.
If a neetcuck starts these threads with a legit picture of himself all cozied up in a warm blankie and smug face, they might start making me care and reconsider being a wageslave. Until then, you're just a dumb frog poster.
>>25176220
>n-no, you're the one who is jealous
>>25173119
>>25173158
>implying the "love" of a woman is something to be sought
>implying I can't attract a woman for the purposes of meeting my sexual needs
>>25173418
>implying wagies have enough time to find and maintain true love
>implying my mommy doesn't love me
>implying heroin isn't a superior feeling
>>25174412
>implying your money isn't being taken from your pay to help me expand my collection of amiibos
TICK TOCK WAGEKEK
MINUTES PASS YOU BY
BUT THE HOURS MAKE YOU THINK
>>25173119
True dat. My cousins are NEET and one made a fake Xbox account in order to convince my brother he had a girlfriend.
>>25184753
Common Pepes
Wagecucks on automurder alert.
>>25186728
My life for Aiyr
The reason why cucks get so mad easily is that they know deep down how privileged and good life neets live
>>25172440
>Greek philosophy
so, you gonna skip over stoicism or what?
>>25178574
Underated post
Muh original fuckin post
We could have had this wagebros. ..
>>25172440
>I think Mr Shekelsberg is looking for you, something about working Christmas day unpaid?
Hello law suit.
This does deserve indeed a bump
WWWAAAAAAGECUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
I specifically asked for thirty-seven. THIRTY-SEVEN sesame seeds on my burger bun. I'm counting thirty-nine. And DON'T you give me any of that 'more bang for your buck' nonsense. The customer is ALWAYS right and don't you forget it!
One more time and I'm calling your manager.
