>300 word essay due in one week
>have no arms so can't write
kill me now
>tfw I have a 100 word essay due in two days
You can just use a fucking voice to text software you lazy cunt.
>>25171466
how did you type this???
checkmate aithietss
I did a 750 word essay with my thumb in two hours once, you can do it ya lazy gooch
>>25171466
>5 word optional sentence due in 3 years
>No computer so can't type it up
WHEN WILL MY SUFFERING END
>>25172620
Don't be so rude to me mate.
>>25171466
>>25172544
>can't BS a one page "essay"
you have to be 18 to post here
>>25174620
This to the max
>have to write X sentences
>have Y amount of time
>can't do it
This is why a solid minority of people with humanities degrees will continue to be profitable
>>25174519
I did a 1000 word essay with my erection in 30 minutes, step up your game.
>CUUUUUT MY AAAAARMS OFFFF
>25 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't started
i'm fucked aren't i?