>work decides to have a dodgeball event to have fun before Christmas
>go because dodgeball was the only thing I was good at in elementary school
>everyone throws the ball like girls, I'm the only one putting my entire force into the throws
>nail boss in the face and break her glasses
>I now owe $350
Merry christmas to me
powerlevel thread
>wore breakable accessories during violent activity
>they break
Retarded boss tbqhfamquillicious
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>wearing glasses while playing dodgeball
>nail boss in the face and break her glasses
>her glasses
>her
stupid cunt deserved it honestly and you should refuse to pay and call her out on her stupidity
Don't feel too down on yourself. She's a grown woman stupid enough to play dodgeball with grown men. When I was 17-18 I worked at a summer camp with 8 and 9 year olds. I would throw the ball as hard as possible at those little shits. Basically like that scene in billy Madison. I would have broken glasses if they were wearing them. Luckily we played in the morning so the swelling usually went away by the time the parents picked them up.
>be semi fat kid in ages 11-16
>regularly have dodgeball at gym class
>rarely ever hit by the ball
>only times I actually got "hit" was because I sucked dick at catching a ball, can't catch the ball to save my life
I'm still baffled by how I was able to do it, not even the teachers were able to take me out if they threw 2 balls at the same time. Fond memories of good old times when I still had catlike reflexes.
I'll never really understand why most people get hit like that, you did good OP.