He can get a qt gf. Why can't you?
>>25171214
fuck off, i can do it easily it's just because i dont want to
>>25171214
Because height
>>25171244
Keep telling yourself that lol
>>25171214
there is no way that fivehead monkey looking motherfucker is dating that chick, I'd bet my left nut on them being no more than acquaintances.
I'm skinny white manlet thats why. Also I have pretty autistic personality.
>>25171272
it's not like you'll be putting that left nut to any use
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get a gf guys it's real easy
because he's been around the block
>>25171261
He looks like he's 5'10", tops.
>>25171309
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#wrecked
I am 100% sure I have seen this guy at my gym before
Where does he live?
>>25171321
where that pic from
>tfw not born with bbc
She is skinnyfat with no tits. Her eyes scream low self esteem. Homie was a good talker I am guessing.
Or
She has a kid
kek, it would be hard for a black person to not get a gf in the current world.
The kike media literally does all your work for you, after that all you have to do is stay black and maybe "talk black" once in a while.
>>25171214
Shit he looks like 5'5 how small is this girl?
just looking at her pussy through her leggins makes me hard and wanna fuck her
god i am lonely
>>25172485
if you believe that, then you'll believe anythingsource: i'm black
There's plenty of girls who'll date a black guy just because daddy doesn't want them to
they won't date awkward robots for that reason though. We just provoke mild disapproval in their parents, not rage and indignation, so a girl can't date us just to troll her father. There's also that meme about black guys having huge dicks, whereas the meme on us is that we're virgins who're shitty in bed, so she'd have even less incentive to go for us instead of J Random Black Dude
>>25171309
He's in the friend zone
Because I only have a tiny little white dick
>>25175535
nah you just carlton banks nigga need to step it up and be more will smith nigga
>>25171214
>He can get a qt gf
>Tall, athletic.
Of course he can but what does that have to do with me a skeleton manlet ?
Fuck this race mixing whore, into the trash
>>25176212
What's wrong with race mixing?
>>25172470
you sound like a nasty little man.
Are you a nasty little man?
>>25176244
he's jealous
>>25176212
There is nothing wrong with race mixing dumb stormfronter. It's 2015 about to 2016.
>>25171309
>>25171214
looks like a fun guy
would be friends with
>>25176207
>athletic
did you not see the fat around is body
>>25171309
He's only her "nice best friend", buddy
>>25176454
fuck off schlomo go back to huffpost fuckin john oliver cuckold enthusiast i bet you go on blacked
>>25176244
loss of culture
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>>25171321
He looks about 5'9-5'10, he's swole as hell though.
>>25176568
Babies aren't born with any sort of culture. White babies aren't born with copies of the Mona Lisa and don Quixote
>>25176568
lel, BS. The best way to assimilate a minority race is to push them into nationalism and dilute their genes so they become homogeneous.
>>25176212
her parents are the race mixers she's clearly mixed
Why are these autist so mad it's 2015 not 1950.
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>>25176635
fuck off you jews im not going to waste my time arguing with you
>inb4 haha outsmarted
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>>25171272
>tall
>black (which is a bonus for white girls) Hip-hop is huge for your everyday whore
>probably popular
>probably very confident
The real question is,How hard would he have to try not to get pussy?
He is much better than what I could ever be, I am a 5'4" manlet with micropenis.
>>25176492
>did you not see the fat around is body
Obviously a football player
>>25171214
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT
>>25176675
So in 2015 we think inferior males should be purged? wow this modern times are much more cruel...
>>25176678
You're just mad that what you care so much about doesn't matter. And deep down you know it
things females are attracted to:
>height (protip: don't be below average, and definitely don't be at or below 25th percentile)
>robust build (not fat or chunky, just sturdy/stocky looking; no small or petite qualities)
>"cool/dickhead"-face (think pornstar James Deen, Jesse James - the Monster Garage guy, Lee Pace - Thranduil in Hobbit movies) ; basically handsome with a snob/superiority/asshole vibe
>great hair
the good news is, you really only need one of those things.
the bad news is, it's quite rare to find a "ladies man" who lacks all of the above, as those traits preface positive socialization.
i'd say the #1 turn off for women is small size; small height, small frame, small hands/feet etc.
>HE IS GETTING MORE PUSSY THAN YOU
>>25171214
I can't find women to my standard and I refuse to settle down with broken goods and fat people. I deserve better.
>"C-CAN IT BE R-REAL..?"
>>25176727
Oh sweet jesus what the fuck
>>25176852
This girl is probably doing the kinkiest shit to him.
>INB4 WHITE SALT
>>25176878
Holy fuck that's disgustingkinda jealous tho tbqh familia
>>25176787
>>height (protip: don't be below average, and definitely don't be at or below 25th percentile)
>i'd say the #1 turn off for women is small size; small height, small frame, small hands/feet etc.
That's fine i didn't waste my time anyway dealing with bullshit all day.
this ogre of a guy got a gf, all you really have to do is play football. like that's ALL you have to do, but it's probably too late now, huh?
>>25176936
I played football for 8 years from late elementary to high school.
If not for my shitty childhood I'd be a virgin.
Where's my gf?
REEEEEEEEEEE
here's a guy under 5', no excuse now.
>>25176886
neither of those people are white
we could gather THOUSANDS of evidence showing that you can have a gf WHOEVER YOU ARE
and these evidences are easy to find
and robots will still stay on this board, crying about their misfortune.
self pity is doing that to you, not your "misfortune"
>all this pics with "shock" reactions.
I dont care, I am the worst "man" I know of, all this guys are still better than me AND probably have money.
>>25171214
relationship is only for some people. The height thing is a myth. What girls really like is look, confidence, money and statue.
>>25177009
this guy has downright AUTISM, like not just a little bit, like downRIGHT, and he still got a date. NO EXCUSE, robots. NONE!
>>25177009
I can't talk for everyone else here, but you underestimate how fucking genetically inferior I am, I even left my waifu because I couldnt fool myself in to thinking she could like me...
>>25177009
Yep, it's as simple as this. But robots like this self pity hugbox they've built.
>>25177072
Why it is so primordial to have a gf anyway If genuinely people just don't care about the need of others but themselves ?
>>25177117
it's not, just don't complain if you're not willing to try
>>25171214
None of these pairings are that surprising.
The dudes here obviously bring something to the table like a sense of humor, charm, charisma, good social skills in general.
I think we spend too much time cherrypicking examples of Tinder whores who only date 8/10 or better chads, and we think all women are like that because of it. Truth is, the type of women that use Tinder are probably not the type of women you want to date anyways.
>>25177085
SELF PITY HUGBOX
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i'll make this a buzzword just so i can wake you up
>>25177117
Having a gf for the sake of having one is pointless. Having a girl you really like and are physically attracted to, a girl who makes you feel like you won the lottery, is actually much better.
Women/relationships in general are overrated. Again, no real point unless you actually appreciate the person you're with.
>>25171214
Because I have terrible social skills
>>25177085
>genetically inferior
there's that term again...
Eggman, when are you gonna realize that it's all about mindset?In all seriousness though, you probably are fucked because it's so damn hard to improve your image of yourself. It's tough, but some people are just meant to be alone.
>>25177198
>this
finally, i thought this thread was gonna be complaining about how all women are whores
>>25177005
>neither of them are white
>this chick isn't white
Dumbo detected.
>>25176969
Lel, what is the fucking context, also, there is still pitifuck, you may not be allowed on wizardchan but you still wont have a girlfriend.
>>25176914it's like something out of a hentai isn't it?
>>25177250
I always laugh at /pol/.
>Decent-looking black woman
>"She has white features!"
>White woman with a non-white
>"S-she's not even white anyways!"
It's funny every time.
>>25177232
I say that ugly short "males" with micropenises should be executed humanely.
>>25177232
The stuff about genetics is somewhat true. And if we assume most relationships are founded at a default state, where the guy has little or no game and his looks/status are what propels him, then yes genetics play a huge role.
"Game" is a huge selling point because it works, but you really have to work your ass off for it. Generally good looking (by women's standards, meaning tall, white, muscular, bearded/tattoo'd) men don't have to employ as much game as the "alternative" male who is short, not white, whatever.
I say alternative because I don't believe most men are bad looking or unworthy of love, they just don't all fall squarely into the category of what's considered attractive right now.
>>25177283
This is honestly amazing, and it genuinely happens every time.
>>25171214
I think it's pretty fucking apparent what's going on here.
Good b8 btw
>>25177283
>Decent-looking black woman
>"She has white features!"
That's usually true. Asians don't get white women though. Creeps on /r/asianmasculinity stalk people for hours looking for cherrypicked photos when you can find thousands of photos of white males with asian females in seconds. It's all asian weirdo robots live for, though. Let them have their internet thing man.
>>25177250
>>25176886
>>25176820
go back to r/asianmasculanity. We all know why you loser asians are so salty, all your women crave white cock. All my loser white friends fuck asians chicks, hell, even I have fucked plenty of them.
>>25176207
>athletic.
This is what americans actually believe
>>25176749
It's not hard to tell you don't know what you're talking about when you come out with a strawman like that. Not even that anon your replying to but you're way out of your league man.
>>25177370
>we all know why you loser asians are so saltyI'm a mulatto btw
>>25177180
I dont hate mysefl dude, I hate this body, this body is not me, if I could change it, I would.
He probably plays on the football team as OL
>>25177009
>>25177111
>I'll post these pictures of unlikely couples
>but I'll do it with no context
>and I'll also not say where these people live because everyone acts the same everywhere
>tfw fat and ugly
>tfw have a gf
DESU it's easy justbee yourself :^)
>>25171214
Hgnnnh one day I want a really small gf. My ex was nearly 6''
>>25177547
some things you can't change
hating something you can't change?
think about it? you really think that's how you want to spend the rest of your life?
>>25171214
>He can get a qt gf. Why can't you?
I'm an avoidant, socially retarded, bitter manchild.
>>25176727
GANG SHIT BOY, WE BUSSIN FOR DONG DONG FAT NIGGUH GETTIN PUSSY LES GET IT
>>25171214
Jokes on you OP I have a qt-er pie.
>>25177977
>Dyed hair
>Piercings
No, you don't.
>>25177977
> implying she's not hot af
You don't need to lie to yourself anon.
>>25176600
What
That nigga husky
>>25177977
>>25178098
>White people
Kek
gfs a 6/10 at best senpai.
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>>25177977
I remember her, I said she looked trashy.
Man to man let me tell you something.if she wasn't giving out free pussy, I'd say no.That is her value to me.
/r9k/ could you please explain something to me?
All the girls at my school look and act exactly the same way. Women in general appear to be the same generic, vapid, personality-devoid subhuman creatures to me.
Most males have some interesting defining characteristic that they can be identified with. At first I thought it was just me, my culture, maybe where I live that's so boring, but then why do most works of fiction feature male protagonists? Because female ones are fucking boring!
Just this endless sea of bored looking girls with straight brown or blonde hair, with the same personalities, hobbies, tone of voice. Do genetics just tend to distribute boring genes to females?
>>25177283
They have to make up some excuse as to why they wouldn't want her anyways.
Sad.
>tfw apparently too pretty to get a gf
feels bad
>>25176212
Ah finally ! I started to be worried from the lack of /pol/tards shitposters.
>>25176600
nigger i'm 5'9
>>25177271
how
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>>25178500
be a lucky motherfucker.
>>25178500
Get big, live big, have a big dick.
