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Having a girlfriend sucks
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I was a true robot.
>At 20 it had been 4 years since I'd properly hugged a girl my age.
>Total virgin, never talked to girls, didn't know any girls.
>I relentlessly jacked off to porn and hentai every day.
>Had an insatiable sex drive, and would live in a fantasy world most of the time.
>I enjoyed my life like this for years.
>I was single and alone all the time but I didn't have any major problems and life was pretty good.

Almost a year ago before I turned 20 I got the idea that I needed to get a girlfriend but I couldn't make it happen.
Years of no relationships had left me with no experience, even though I thought I could talk to girls pretty well.

Then I met a girl I really got along with.
We talk all the time and the conversation always has to be light and happy, otherwise she gets upset.
If I send a message the wrong way she will think I'm mad and becomes extremely upset.
She's constantly worried about trying to make me happy and although I appreciate it, it becomes annoying to no end because I have to constantly act happy.
One wrong step and it all turns to shit.

Even though I like her there is no end to the problems she creates.
If you get a girlfriend you have to keep the relationship going 24/7.
People are all endlessly complicated and they have issues.
And the longer is goes on the more issues keep popping up.
There are no breaks and in the end you just end up wishing you didn't have to deal with it.

td;dr
Being single is fucking bliss.
Don't ever change robros.
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You just picked a stupid needy gf with a lot more issues than average.
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>>25170484
so anon got an average gf?
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>>25170408
This is pretty much why I've never had a gf
The few girls that were interested in me for one reason or another acted like this. All girls act like this. All girls are needy and require validation, its the only reason they get bf's.
And if I got a little close their emotional needy behavior always made me want to back the fuck away.
Its hopeless robots. All women are like this. Some are just better at hiding than others.
Woman are children.
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My gf stopped putting out so I decided we would stop cohabitating. Like magic she gladly puts out every time I visit now. I think I'll sweat her a bit longer though. I'm enjoying blowjobs and anal on tap too much and it's too easy for her to revert to bitch mode living together. Also I have gotten used to everything being spotless clean and my shit not being broken all the time. I've heard of being all thumbs, this bitch is all hammers though. Even my fucking houseplants would be damaged when I came back, and she wasn't even watering them.
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>>25170795
>My gf stopped putting out so I decided we would stop cohabitating. Like magic she gladly puts out every time I visit now. I think I'll sweat her a bit longer though. I'm enjoying blowjobs and anal on tap too much and it's too easy for her to revert to bitch mode living together. Also I have gotten used to everything being spotless clean and my shit not being broken all the time. I've heard of being all thumbs, this bitch is all hammers though. Even my fucking houseplants would be damaged when I came back, and she wasn't even watering them.

Women thrive on drama and uncertainty. The second things feel too safe she starts throwing tests and starting shit. Always keep her on her toes, and invent drama before she has a chance to.
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>>25170795
Wow
You should keep that pussy on tap for just a little bit longer than dump her ass bro.

And also having a girls as roomates, women are fucking slobs its pathetic. Nobody puts their own fucking shit away around here or picks up after themselves.
Seriously, woman are children. They feel like its someone else's responsibility to clean up their shit, like we all thought mommy should do for us when we were 6 years old.
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>>25170484
>>25170627
>>25170508

Despite every cool and interesting part about her what remains is this constant nagging need for attention and for everything to be just the way she wants.

I could stand it if I was with her but having to talk to her through text all the time is a nightmare.
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>>25170882
I'd never had a chance to experience this myself, but I had read a lot of stories which would support this. If women in this age expect to just be pampered 24/7 and for their BF to clean everything they do, why bother at all?
No fucking wonder marriage rates are plummeting, there's no reason for a man to marry anymore.
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>>25170824
I do this actually

"Oh babe, I got offered to go Chicago for work. It would be me and (insert big titty blonde coworker name) and probably (insert irrelevant coworker names). Think I should go?

The look of anguish on her face. I didn't even want to go, but I almost feel good for reminding her that she's replaceable
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>>25170408
This. I had a gf for 2 years and I just couldn't get used to having to talk to someone like everyday and meet up with her and tolerating her bullshit just because "u get teh sex".

In reality I just can't open up to anyone about myself because I fear that I'll become weaker, so I'm really cold and aloof.
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>>25170908
>through text
I dont know why this pisses me off but it does. I can't fucking stand women who stare at their fucking phone all day, and of course they are whining about stupid shit.

>>25170913
Like I said, women are children. Oblivious and naive to everything around them.
And these are opinions formed from being around women, not just shit I read on /pol/.
The more I spend time with other women, the more I realize men and women aren't equals.
This is why marriages are failing and etc. Women and Men belong as certain roles in the marriage and family. Women should be the caretakers and make the house a home with cooking and cleaning, etc.
Men are the providers who work and do the dirty jobs. Its a dynamic that works, and gives men and women purpose in the family role.
But with that broken apart, women and men have no roles, and fulfill no purpose. So the shit we are discussing ITT is the result.
Modern women feel like the are entitled to the perks of "being a lady" without actually having to be a lady.

I think if we went back to how things were many of these problems would disappear. Women would feel no need for constant validation because their husbands valued them, because women were useful to their husbands, visa versa.

...Im ranting now, but it just depresses me how things are anymore. All this social media and constantly being on phones is turning us into attention craving zombies. And I'm not even some super conservative /pol/-tier guy either. The more I think about older times, simpler times, the more I think about how it worked.
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>19
>robot
wew lad
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>>25170408
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