Literally all you have to do is find a girl who looks like she has low standards, go to her instagram/twitter/etc, find out what she likes and become that
>inb4 become chad Xd
no, actually try you retards
fake it til you make it and get off this board if you want your penis sucked
>>25170031
>Find a girl who looks like she has low standards
Easier said then done my friend!
>>25170031
>fake it til you make it and get off this board if you want your penis sucked
Except I want more than just sex.
>>25170031
Fuck you fag if it was that easy why are you on /r9k/ and not fucking stacy
It's cruel to give false hope to the hopeless
>>25170057
too bad
women are dumb
you can date one and figure this out yourself if you really want to
>>25170060
because i dont care about anything
why arent you rereading elliots manifesto and listening to radiohead you beta?
>actually lowering your standards to get a fatty
HAES, please
>>25170064
>too bad
>women are dumb
>you can date one and figure this out yourself if you really want to
Did I ever say they weren't? If I just wanted sex I'd get a whore or go find a drunk chick or something. I'm not even ugly or anything so it wouldn't be too hard. I want more than that though, and I know that finding more than that is virtually impossible so I don't try.
>Lower your standards to find a girl who has low standards.
No thanks.
>>25170095
This right here senpai. Hamplanets are beasts not humans.
>>25170095
Fatties don't even have low standards anymore.
You'd literally have to date downies.
>>25170430
Lel this green horn. Someone post the image if that downie friendzoning that guy in her league but she has a normal liking boyfriend. Ultimate red pill.
>>25170031
My standards are already pretty low
I'd fuck a fattychan for sure.
I'm just a fucking boring person with nothing interesting to talk about senpai
Especially 1 on 1 with people I get so fucking lethargic that I bore myself.
>fake it til you make it
Yeah I guess thats the point but I'd have to practice a bit.
>>25170507
dude look at all the girls WITH boyfriends
theyre boring as fuck its unbelievable
just act like a try hard cool guy and theyll think its actually legit
>>25170031
>go to her instagram/twitter/etc
she doesn't have social media.
I actually tried to do that but I found out she has pleb taste and dropped her
>>25170493
I want to punch her boyfriend in the face.
>>25170535
Let me rephrase myself
I have nothing normal to talk about.
>Just act like a try hard cool guy and they'll think its legit
When I'm annoyed or tired I can be a witty feisty douche. Maybe I need to learn to summon that side of me more often.
