>only child
>dad was 40 and mom was 30 when they had me
>mom was a leftover most likely
>dad was probably a loser for having to marry a leftover
>im short and ugly
women shouldn't be allowed to give birth after 25
>women shouldn't be allowed to give birth after 25
I second this.
>>25169930
show dem tits or gtfo.
>dad was 32 and mom was 36 when I was born
>am a special kind of autist
by the time the a person could afford children they'd be 24+
>>25169944
im not a girl you nog
>>25169930
dad was 38 and mom 34 when i was born, im a tranny
i second this
>>25169930
>tfw dad is over 40 and stepmom almost 40 and they just had two kids
I'm pretty sure none of them have any deformities or anything, but I'm still worried they might not develop properly.
>having kids under age 25
This could only work if women started exclusively dating men 20 years older than them.
>tfw mum is 9 years older than dad
Feels weird man. When they had me he was 24, she was 33. He's the most beta fuckup alive too I feel like I'm bearing his curse. My little sister turned out fine though so idk
>>25170053
she turned out fine because she's playing on easy mode
>>25169999
nice quadsfucktherobotblox
>>25169984
then why avatar-fag with anime girls you queer?
>>25170131
im a degenerate weeb
>>25170131
One picture is not avatarfagging.
>you will never beat up a qt anime girl
Fucking hate my life
mom was 32 when she had me, dad was 45. they had a combined 5 children before me. i was raised an only child.
>mom got me at 18
>dad was 20
>end up making fun of people on r9k while banging hot fembots
woe is you. might as well just end it sooner than later
>>25169930
>My dad was 42 when I was born, mom was 22
>Dad was rich, tall, good-looking, charming
>Me, too!
>six sisters and a brother after me
>Only 1 other born before mom was 25 - all tall, good looking, smart, charming
>I get married at 23, wife 21
>Start having kids when she was 26 - eventually have 5 sons, youngest when she was 42
>All tall, good-looking, smart, charming
I don't think it was your mother's age, OP
>daddy handled snakes in church
>mommy drank strychnine
>>25169930
>dad was 55
>mother late 20s
>mother already had 2 childs
i'm tall, slim, and girls want my cock
you should maybe consider that some things are just based on luck
>>25169930
>Dad married a women in her thirties with two kids
>Mum was 5 years older than him
>Literal cuck impregnating someone else's sloppy seconds
>Pretty sure he's mentally Ill in some way aching to Schizophrenia and paranoia but never diagnosed
>>25169930
nigger having kids is the worst
it literally ends your life
do you want to end your life at fucking 25 years old?
i would only even consider it at 30
does having older parents really explain why we're short and ugly losers?
both my parents were 40, it all makes sense now
>>25172071
sure it does
My parents had me quite young
Decent genes but terrible raising of me. They never really took any interest in me, being the middle child of 3
Anything positive about me is all something I worked hard to achieve myself. My parents are worthless and I contact them less and less every year
Oh fuck this bullshit, do men really believe women become "leftovers" at age 30? 30 and 40 is a 10 YEAR AGE GAP. Do you really expect that your dad would marry a 21 year old at 40? Are men this entitled?
>>25172160
It's not about the age gap, it's the fact that the dad is a failure because any good male would be married by his 30s, and the mother is a failure because any good woman would be married by early to mid 20s
>>25172160
Women age like milk. At 30, especially if she drank and smoked a lot, women are usually ruined.
>mom was 34 when she had me
jfmsu 2bh
>>25172206
>any good woman would be married by early to mid 20s
The world isn't 1950's South Carolina anymore, anon.
>it's not my fault I'm not successful the thread
>dad was 40 and mom was 30 when they had me
you are literally me
L I T E R A L L Y
M Eexcept im not ugly :3
>>25172206
>any good woman would be married by early to mid 20s
Are you Mexican or something?
>>25172260
> usually ruined
Yeah because to men "usually ruined" means "doesn't look like Kim Kardashian" http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-looks-and-online-dating/
>>25172772
So men have a preference for young and beautiful women. What's your point?
>>25172427
Fuck off, whore. Clean Chad's rotting cum from your sweaty gash so you can go search for a beta before your biological clock strikes noon.
