>fly to japan for cousins wedding
>(whole family is nip fyi)
>cousin really qt, think a slightly uglier rotogravure model
>getting married to kim jong un looking fucker, but he's tall and and comes from rich family so w/e
>see all these relatives I haven't seen in a decade, they all go wow this young boy has turned into a handsome man
> "you go to a good US university, you're very tall, one day you'll find a fine Japanese girl you're self"
>feels gud 2 be praised
>hotel where wedding is held has a thing where each guest has a toast to the bride and groom
>I'm up
>my japanese is shit so I don't know what to >mom says just say how glad you are to come to japan from America to witness this
>instead I splerg about how anime is great and I came here for anime
>dead silence in room
>watch as people mutter "this kid has no hope"
I was the hope of the generation before they realized I was a fucking weeaboo.
How do they not like anime?
>>25169494
>talking about animu
>not kucking kim jong wang suk
Fuck's sake dude. You can't get one right.
This can't be real, no one is that autistic
>not going on a tirade against the jews and their control over the media
bruh do you even social situations?
>>25170167
It wasn't straight into anime.
more like:
I'm very thankful that I can be here today in Japan to come to this wedding. Japan is a beautiful and pleasant country... and then autism mode kicks in and I talk about how it brings great cars and anime to the world.
fake and gay
blox
>>25170812
Just bang your cousin
>>25170812
I fucking love you dude holy shit.
what the fuck
how can someone be this autistic
I can hold high amounts of normieness, but eventually the autism comes out.
I remember freshman year I tried as hard as possible to be a normie, went well for a month until it got to a convo about gay shit.
"traps are lit, you ever jack off to that shit?"
A good 20 minutes later about talking about traps (even tho I don't like them), I became known as crazy gay azn for the entire year.
>>25169494
>getting married to kim jong un looking fucker, but he's tall and and comes from rich family so w/e
But the weebs on here keep telling me how their Gook waifus are different from western whores
