Just happened.
>tinder girl coming over
>gunna lose my v card
>go to meet her outside
>she pulls up asks where to park
>I tell her
>she just drives away
>get a text that she just broke up couldn't do it
Why god why
>>25168947
TOPPEST OF FUCKING KEKS!
Op here
This was the girl
>>25168947
Nigger you don't plan ahead to fuck, that just makes it awkward.
>>25169044
It was to just smoke and chill.
That shit is implied
Advice:
>next time, ask "Here, I can show you. Mind if I get in?"
>next time, don't be so fucking ugly
>>25168947
>she pulls up asks where to park
>get a text that she just broke up couldn't do it
I guess she was really bad with directions
>>25169070
Yeah I fucked up.
>>25169064
Oh well she's a cutie
What'd you say when she texted you she couldn't hangout?
>>25169091
Just that I understand and I wasn't looking to jump into a relationship or anything. Just wanted to chill. Could still be in the green if I play the cards right.
>>25169117
Right now you're option 2, considering she probably still talks to her ex if she can't hangout with you
>>25169117
Here's how to salvage.
Wait at least 24 hours.
"Hey, I'm sorry if you got weirded out last time. This whole Tinder thing can be a bit awkward. But if you aren't totally opposed, would you be up to maybe smoke and go out to a nice restaurant? I don't know where to get good vegan food around here, so maybe you could recommend a place and something to eat. It might be a little less weird than hanging out at my place before you even know me."
Good luck. I'm a vegan. Trust me, we fucking love it when people act interested in it and give us a chance without going "OOOoooOOO, but BACON! don't you love BACON?" Don't patronize her about it and you'll be 1000 steps above any other guy.
>>25169154
listen to this anon
>>25169145
Fuckkkkkk
>>25169154
Dude that is worth a shot.
I live in Portland OR so there isn't a lack of vegan places.
>>25169154
Do this but phrase those first few sentences less autistically.
>>25169154
Eating food in front of someone you just met is pretty awkward because you have to try so hard not to look like a pig. Coffee or alcohol would be a better thing to get.
>>25169154
P.S. if you act like you're curious about the vegan lifestyle and what vegans eat, she'll be thrilled to take you out. don't be stupid, and don't be a condescending piece of shit. educate yourself a little without seeming like you did a shit ton of research.
>>25169190
That's not true unless you do stupid autist shit like slurping, eating way too fast, or chewing with your mouth open. If you eat like a regular, civilized person normally, then it's fine. Everyone eats. In fact, it helps people get comfortable around each other when they eat together (again, as long as neither is a mouth-breathing, pants-on-head level retard).
>>25169030
6 feet tall? Holy shit senpai, maybe i'm the only one but tall girls are repulsive as fuck. Maximum is 5" 8.
>>25169187
this anon speaks the truth. i always sound aspie af when talking online. don't fucking copy/paste. but the idea is right.
>>25169154
Thanks anon!>>25169199
My nigga.
>>25169215
I think the only thing wrong with the way it was phrased was that it was a little too formal, and that felt unnatural, especially depending on context (how OP talked to her before). I have the opposite problem, where I say dumb stuff like "yo" and "homie" a lot when talking online, because it feels natural to say those things irl, because of my background. So talking online to people from other backgrounds (i.e. trying to find someone to bang on Tinder) is difficult af fuck.
>>25169208
No I've went on dates and ordered something and the girl I was with order barely anything, I should've expected this because she was a stick but it was pretty much her watching me eat since she took like two bites and was done.
>>25169214
I dunno if it's because I'm a manlet but it seems like there are a lot of big girls around now. Not just tall but big boned too.
>>25169241
i think the best thing for you, op, is just to phrase it the way that you would while making sure to maintain a tone of 1. respect and 2. romance. it's hard to make the two mutually exclusive, but this chick should simultaneously know that you are interested in her as a HUMAN BEING and as a potential FUCK OBJECT. it's a strange balance to find, but it can be done. good luck. i lost my virginity drunk one night as a fluke and dated the girl for a year and a half. still love her, but she's married to someone else. also i'm glad i fucking dumped her insane ass. but it was a good fuck. 8/10. she let me raw dogg it
She was keen for le cock and drove all the way to your place to get it
But when she saw your ugly face she thought better of it and gave you that lame ass excuse
You can't salvage this situation made. She's already found another (handsome) tinder bro and is riding his cock this very moment
>>25169214
>not wanting a tall long legged sex beast
Pleb
She saw your face irl and bailed senpai. Same shit has happened to me.
Tfw 7/10 in my pics, 5/10 irl. Life isn't fair.
OP here she probably noticed I am 5'10 and not 6'2
>>25169269
Yeah senpai Ill send it tomorrow.
>>25169274
Yeah it was 15mins away. I could be fucked.
>>25169275
Well i'm 6"1 and like to be at least somewhat taller than the girl i fuck. That she can rest her head on my shoulder when she falls asleep next to me.
>>25169274
vegan who gave this >>25169154 and this advice >>25169199 here
this person might be right but there is literally no harm in trying
obviously you don't know this person in your personal life because you met them on tinder, so it's not like there's a wealth of negative possible repercussions from trying.
even if she isn't interested and lets you take her out on a date for free food, take my advice here: USE THE EXPERIENCE
even if a girl goes on a date with you knowing that she isn't going to be going home with you, it is still an important lesson in human interaction.
people are not chunks of meat with a singular end purpose. use the time that you have with her to learn how to better yourself for the next date, and learn what things to avoid. there are some pitfalls you can only learn to avoid with experience. don't let it get you down; take what you learn and use it next time.
i've had some horrible fuck-ups with some girls i really liked, but having those fuck-ups taught me what to do better next time, and it helped me to bone + date some much more attractive girls later.
never give up.
>>25169329
I believe anon, I believe
>>25169324
this probably surprises you since you are clearly a virgin, but a female can shift in bed to rest her head on your shoulder regardless of height.
unless you have some kind of fucking crazy vertical bed.
>>25169070
>Advice:
>>next time, ask "Here, I can show you. Mind if I get in?"
Good idea get in the car then she is forced not to leave.
>>25169371
Not a virgin actually. Just don't like tall girls. Last girl was about 170cm, in my opinion the best height.
