>Just made profile.
>First message from pic related.
Should I kill myself now or later?
>>25168186
There's no fucking way that's real. I refuse to believe those people exist.
Jesus christ.
Just don't respond you dumb asshole.
You JUST made a profile and immediately a female, even a hambeast, reaches out to YOU?
You're a chad.
And you ain't my nigga.
my sanity took a hit just by looking that that fucking image
slay that monster then off yourself
>>25168251
I don't have a profile picture.
My profile says I like fallout 2, she asked if i played 4.
Do not reply. Hide her profile. Make a new profile if you feel bad.
Jesus I found these type of girls more of POF than OKC but goddamn.
Tell her how much of a fat stupid slutty whore she is
83% match?
I don't know how it works, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't get such a high match with her unless you said you liked that kind of stuff.
>>25168263
Holy fuck, anon, you cannot comprehend how mad that made me.
Goddamn, fallout truly does start at 3 for normies.
>>25168186
She really seems to hate white people. Looks like she'd fuck any guy that's some shade of brown so she can brag about how progressive she is.
>queet two-spirit indigenous fat female who walks with a cane
Hmmm....
>>25168186
>native american
she looks white to me
>>25168186
>Pansexual, Queer, Woman, Two Spirit, Genderqueer
I don't understand a single fucking word, but I know they're all used by people I wouldn't want to associate with.
>>25168263
thats a pretty reasonable question, it's the same franchise still
![719[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oBPqQcT.jpg "719[1].jpg")
>>25168186
Try living in Seattle, m8. At least half the women here are like that.
>>25168186
I don't even understand what most of the shit she's talking about even is.
>Cuddle buddies
Good lord, imagine cuddling with that fucking porker.
>>25168186
>What I'm doing with my life
>decolonizing
How in the fuck is she "decolonizing"? I'm gonna guess that it's slang getting railed by nig nogs.
>you should message me if you're passionate about something
Tell her how passionate you are for Donald Trump's campaign
Reck that bitch op and take pics
>>25168186
dating sites are for degenerates and no life trolls
if you're not gonna waste your time trolling roasties then get off
>>25168263
>>25168186
Give her an answer and try to initiate a completely normal, sane conversation about videogamez or something then see how long it takes her to start droning on about all her tumblr tier shit.
>>25169377
Seconding this
Post results
>how-to-come-to-terms-with-your-attraction-to-fat-women
>vice
>vice is now a high-test shitposter
that site has really gone down the shitter
>>25169377
>>25170211
or to steer the conversation from fallout, say we're headed for a post-apocalyptic future and only Trump can restore the saftey and glory to the american people
>>25168186
Bro let me tell you the type of people who use this site.
>gay/les people in redneck states
>supreme gentlemen
>psychotic control freak women
>people who don't know what craigslist/tinder is
>and above all, autists
Nothing good can come from this site. Nothing bad probably will but you're not gonna get much more than some meaningless sex.
Oh wait i'm on /r9k/ where people think sex is better than masturbation. Whelp.
>>25168186
>I hate colonialism
That's how you can tell someone is either entirely uneducated or the extent of their education is a Marxist indoctrination center (trash tier college).
It's like an instant retard flag.
>>25169377
awaiting reply
>>25170675
I think you should take a different approach. I think you should try to be a bigger freakshow than she is.
Tell her you're into scat/piss/yaoi/furry/ or whatever godless abomination fetishes that there are out there.
Then tell her some obscure fictional political belief like Neo Zoroastrian Collectivism or something equally retarded.
One up her on the freakshow vibe and see how she reacts. I would love to see a speshul snowflake dick measuring contest.
>Not being two-spirited
ISHYGDDTTBH
>>25170675
>>25170777
Also tell her you're into fisting
>>25170385
Good thing morons like you stay away from sane girls then :^)
>>25170850
>giving biased snippets of information that has been revised to support my political agenda is an "education"
Jared Diamond pls leave
>>25168186
>native american, hates colonialism
>believes in this western whitey bullshit
There's surreal irony here. The shittiest puss-filled corner of western culture has indeed been pushed onto her.
>>25170884
He looks like a fucking GOBLIN! hahahhahahahahahaha
You're pretty new to okcupid my friendo, you can literally search for tumblr and reddit on okcupid.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/doorj?cf=regular
one profile i know was cringe
>>25169317
I like your banter. You say it how it is.
>>25170675
Update OP???? Let's see how this all pans out
>>25170921
Kek
Blocking original comment
>>25170921 i dont think anyone wnts her to suck there cock with a face like that
>>25168263
>if I played 4
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>>25171010
>Asexual, Bisexual
>>25170777
What I have so far, still working on it.
>>25171010
>finally get a gf
>she's so brainwashed by tumblr she doesn't know what the fuck is going on but already thinks you're repulsive innately
tfw
>>25168186
It could be worse OP... Although I must say, those individuals are quite creative when it comes to describing their life.
>>25168186
I don't understand half the shit I just read there.
What the fuck is genderqueer and two-spirit?
>>25170997
>>25171010
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Mocha_Reckless there are people like this too
>>25171176
>social justice paladin
Rate my profile guys.
>>25169304
Fellow seattlite. This man speaks the truth.
>>25171268
Well, you see, if they wrote straight up: "I'm a crazy bitch subscribed to a retarded worldview and you should never poke your nose in my direction", you wouldn't date her, would you? So instead, they invent new words to confuse their prey.
>>25168468
Even 2 was pretty shit compared to the first really.
>muh enclave
>muh vault experiment
>muh tribals
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lovelyapper
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Antler_crown
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Catfacepasta
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Toxic_Tentacles
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Kathythoroughly
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Pink_Bubbles2
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/hamishpaulwilson
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/chubbyalien
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Ali-Cat68
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Danni_xx
>>25168186
>>25171010
Are women like this not even self-aware?
>>25171325
8/10
maybe do away with all that serial killer shit, it smells tryhard
>>25171064
Romantically attracted to both genders but not in a sexual way?
>>25171413
>women
>self-aware
>>25168468
>muh isometric, turn based, missing a fucking ant for 5 turns in a row because i tried to follow the speechcraft option
kill yourself
You Amerifags have no idea how lucky you are. I live in a Scandinavian country and the few people on dating sites are all 10/10 Staceys.
I just want to fuck an ugly girl.
>>25171010
>windows 10
>>25171433
pffft
hahhaehahehaehaehahehaehaheahe
>>25171268
I know genderqueer is supposed to be someone who identifies with multiple genders or something, but what the fuck is two-spirit?
>>25171683
being different when youre feeling male and when your feeling female or something, i dont know man
>>25171266
I thought the Islamic types disliked homosex. What a walking contradiction.
>>25171692
I would literally, not figuratively, but LITERALLY disown my son/daughter if they spewed that shit anywhere near me.
That's assuming a girl will ever voluntarily fuck me of course.
>>25171726
go away beta buck
>>25171443
>I want to be able to kill everything and have all the skills from the get go ablooabloo
Maybe you should try Jrps faggot
...and here we have Exhibit A on why women don't message first.
>mfw I keep getting matched with "gender fluid", "xyz-philes", "non-binary", etc. etc.
>>25172035
>>25172035
are you in london? want a bf/
>>25171176
>Masters degree in Kremlinology
marry me pls
>>25172035
I don't know, this kind of profile is equivalent to a guy posting about his rare NTR doujinshi collection and /pol/ conspiracies.
They're obviously not normal women.
>>25171176
>Paladin
W e w l a d
>>25171325
>G*d
No dude that's not libcuck enough
>>25168468
1-3 are the only ones to play
>be me
>play New Vegas for an hour
>too much dialogue and get bored
>fallout 4 launch
>release party at friends house
>he's a nut job when it comes to fallout
>fallout 4 with friends
>too Little dialogue and weapons feel all the same by class
>gets bored and leave
>>25171325
I fucking died anon
>>25172035
Do you think the girl in OP is normal? She's the equivalent of those fedora tipper gentlesir OKCupid pictures you see on here and reddit
>>25168186
i can't believe it's not parody
>>25168186
Just fuck her in the most depraved way and make her realize that she's a fucking slut and should accept her role in society as such.
>>25168186
>>25168186
yeah pretty much their are super PC weirdos on OKC but also people with similar interests and the like, I wouldn't worry about it I get the same shit
>>25170342
dude who are you quoting
>>25169304
For real?
We are fucking doomed.
the fragrance free thing hurts my feelings honestly i think i have halitosis or my breath just smells like alcohol a lot how do i stop this please help
>>25171010
>asexual
Well what the fuck is she good for then?
date her ironically
>>25171176
what's wrong with talking heads?
