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>34 ABY or something like that, they don't tell troopers the date
>beta virgin black guy
>wagecuck with no actual wage
>raised under first order
>tfw no captain phasma gf
>work in sanitation
>everyone's an asshole
>only friend
>killed in first battle
>fuckthisshitimout.jpg
>escape with alpha chad normie
>meet qt white girl
>can't tell her how I feel
>first order coming after us
>she is better at me in everything
>make up lie to impress her
>she is actually impressed
>Han Solo knows I'm bullshitting
>lie revealed almost instantly
>chances ruined
>get my ass kicked in front of her by stormtrooper
>she gets taken
>make up excuse to go help her
>find her
>beta hug
>reallynigga
>han solo gets killed by some butthurt white kid named Kyle or something
>fuckthisshitimout(2).jpg
>He force pushes her into a tree
>UPRISING NOW
>grab lightsaber I don't know how to use
>not even force sensitive
>sperg attack doesn't work
>get fucked up
>fall into coma
>wake up later
>turns out she kicked the guys ass herself saved me and left
>she kissed me
>wasn't even awake
>mfw

I'm not going to even try anymore, it's not gonna happen