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2015-12-22 07:11:53 Post No. 25166619
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2015-12-22 07:11:53
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Guys this happened over the weekend. I'm just now able to gather how retarded I am
>be me
>be junior in high school, kissless virgin
>be Saturday night
>friends drag me to Christmas dance
>whynot.png
>get there, it's lame as fuck as expected, faggots everywhere
>spot my crush from across the room
>she sees me and smiles and waves
>spaghetti begins churning in my pockets
>wave back awkwardly
>she is with her friends and they're all standing around giggling and looking over at me
>spaghetti is now coming out of my pockets in spurts
>she walks up to me
Hi anon!
"oh hey what's up"
Oh not much, are you having a good time?
"yeah kind of"
>awkwardsilence.gif
>try to be alpha
"hey do you want to go somewhere quiet so we can talk?"
>she gets all excited
Yeah let's go!
>leave dance and go to library
>talk for a little bit while sitting on one of the couches
>another awkward silence ensues
>she breaks it
Hey look mistletoe
>I spray marinara sauce all over her face but she doesn't notice
>I look above us
"there's no mistletoe"
Well we can pretend there is
>she leans in and kisses me on the cheek
>mfw
>I sit there unsure of what to do
"uhhhh thank you"
>get up and leave her on the couch
>go home and wonder what the fuck I just did
That was the last time I saw her guys, what do I do when break is over? Do I get another chance or am I doomed to be this autistic forever?
