Am I retarded?
You're such a pimp
>>25165884
what were you trying to accomplish fampai
>>25165884
nah just a cuckold
is that ur wife and this is cuck tier?
More incoming. Fucking not muted me.
>>25165884
>kissed 4 guys
If you don't want to get friendzoned, STAHP ACTING LIKE THAT.
Here comes the real shit
>>25165947
Nah she's not my wife, or girlfriend for that matter.
damn that made me cringe so hard I sprained my back
>>25166008
Ok. Just making sure. So are you a turbobeta? what's the context?
Last one. Blrox
>>25166008
>too young
OP how old is she
>>25166008
THIS IS FUCKING AWFUL
>>25166023
She lives in the next state over from me and I'm kinda interested in her, she's a little flirty though. I've had a girlfriend before for about a year and a half, been without her for six months and this is the first girl that's managed to take my mind off her.
>>25166008
Have some self respect holy shot.
>>25166038
there is hope senpai
This thread cause me psychical pain.
>to get a gf, you have to text like an absolute fucking cuktard
What is this cringe worthy shit?
You know when you're on this board for a while you read a lot of cringy stuff, so you kinda get used to that. But still, this is one of the cringiest things I've read. It really is that bad.
>>25166039
She's 18
>>25166084
Yeah. Me too desu.
THANK JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN THAT I AM NOT YOU
>>25166070
So why are you sending her "im a natural born cuck, lets get a bull and get things going" vibe?
>>25166038
You and your girl talk like fags
Just dont sound like a fag
top bloop
OP are you trolling holy shit
the most pathetic shit i've read all night
are either of you underage?
>>25165884
did this conversation ever go anywhere or was it boring the whole time?
eh, not the worst thing I've ever read. If you're not gonna talk normal to a girl, or anyone for that matter, don't talk to them at all.
90% sure she's actually interested in me, is this a poor assumption based on the information I've given?
TELL dont ask that you're coming over to fuck her silly
>>25166121
I think even a perfectly normal person who is unaware of the cuck meme would get that vibe.
>>25166038
>those emoticons
didn't realize android had a fucking down syndrome starter pack
>>25166023
>Bloop
>;3
Why don't you just tell her you're a fucking eunuch? Might as well be the same thing.
>>25166172
you are completely delusional
you're a fucking orbiter
she doesnt fucking like you
just block her
dont talk to her anymore
she doesn't like you
she never will
don't just hope that 'oh if i stick around maybe sehe'll like me'
she doesnt' senpai
move on
Just KEK my shit UP senpai. Worst reading material I've read all year.
Not just the jaw dropping, spine snapping betaness of your messages, but the slutty whore mindset of the girl who apparently just had her first kiss
Cuck everything
Cringe thread? Cringe thread.
roblox
You write like an autistic child and this girl is obviously on her way to being a full fledged whore. Next thing you know she'll be blowing four guys at a party and you'll still be sending her embarrassing emoticon laden texts. I am sorry this is what your life has come to OP, I truly am. Please try and extract yourself from this wretched situation.
>tfw no bf to bloop the shit out of me on Friday nights
>>25166172
>I welcome it
>will it turn you human again
ASS
A
S
S
BURGERS
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S
>>25166172
stop i can't breathe
>faggot emoticons
here is the official list of acceptable emojis
>>25166172
>Will you turn human again?
Yeah bro good stuff. write a book or something, playa
>>25166172
No you fucking meme
This is how she treats all of her fucking orbiters
You're just toys for her amusement
Women are literally the psycho wojak meme
>>25166201
>
THIS
THOIS
THIS
>>25166038
what the fuck dude. holy shit fuck that
>this is painfully omega
>your conversation is like you're a gay best friend
>no girl wants to fuck a guy who talks about the shoes she wore to a party or passive aggressively brings up how many guys she kissed or admits he's jealous
This is fucking awful, OP. Just completely and utter shameful
>>25166241
>it didnt post
Who the fuck even texts like that, ur friend and u need to an hero immediatly
There's more actually. The cuck continues.
>>25165969
>he was just being nice and wanted me to have my first kiss
>my first kiss
Why is no one talking about this?
She's never kissed a guy and decides that her special first kiss is going to be experienced while drunk, followed by three other chads that she probably doesn't even know the last names of.
Are all women such whores?
>>25166284
>no corn
>>25166293
ok you got me I really thought it was real you bastard.
>>25166293
>all those double or more texts when shes sending you one liners
just fucking stop you autistic fuck you can have more than one sentence in a text
>>25166284
Fuck off Nigger Twitter
>>25166172
So you're trying to get with a complete party slut whore and you're acting like a beta bitchcuck to do it? What's your endgame? Getting married and then cucked by Jamal for the rest of your life?
>>25166284
poo emoji sometimes too tee bee ache
This is incredibly pathetic. She's molded you into such a perfect little beta orbiter bitch I'm not sure whether to save this conversation under cringe or gentle femdom.
>>25166312
corn, like every other emoji is acceptable when youre alpha
the autists here could never pull it off
>>25166293
Maybe try talking about literally anything else in the world besides her making out with other dudes?
>>25166298
She's going to regret it so much when she comes to that she'll feel like she never wants to kiss a guy again. Next thing you know she's telling OP that he has to wait a year for a kiss to prove his worth to her.
I know how this works. All whore women are the same.
>>25166293
jeeeeeeesus
chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssttttoooo
>mfw you talked about vampires
>>25166343
I have a strong feeling that he enjoys the feeling of being a beta bitch orbiter.
>>25166277
this
I feel bad for you desu. Get your shit together.
Potatatatio
She doesn't like you op holy shit. Get over yourself.
NEXT
LEVEL
CRINGE
>>25166403
Just fucking stop.
>>25166312
wait what's the com emoji???
>>25166403
ok we get it you have two cell phones and you're texting the most cringeworthy shit back and forth to make a good thread you win you can stop now
>>25166425
Does it make you uncomfortable?
>>25166433
reddit's newest meme
>>25166377
Checked. This has to be the case. I refuse to believe OP. He's literally trying to seduce her with emoji and ham-fisted vampire innuendos.
>>25166403
fucking oh my god this is incredible I'm sweating it's so bad lmaoooo
I think I have something similar. Chatango style.
Neither party is me,
>>25166420
She does get on teamspeak regularly to speak to me
Let me guess OP, you Australian?
>>25166501
What makes you say that? I am though.
>>25166448
Ah so that was the point huh? To be so cringeworthy that it makes people uncomfortable. Well congrats, you did it.
>>25166543
Never said that. I was just asking a question.
>>25166487
And it just keeps going on
>>25166293
kinda went through a similar thing.
>really close to this girl.
>talked all the fuckin time on facebook.
>was in to her and everybody thought we were dating cuz we got along so well and hung out with each other pretty exclusively
>one day just moved on and found some other guy. I was really surprised at the time
>year later
>actually look through our conversations
>pure fuckin spaghetti comin from my end.
>i.e. whenever she took more then 5 seconds to respond to me I had this "inside joke" where I'd talk to myself on the messaging app and other shit like that
tfw I can't look at anything I did on facebook from more than a year ago without feeling like killing myself
>>25165884
>>25165969
>>25166008
>>25166038
This shit looks fake and gay. I get the feeling youre just messaging yourself with two different apps to "prove" a streotype...
>>25166631
i agree with this after op said he was austrailian
>>25166178
best post itt top kek, wtf is up with those emoticons
Conversation with my ex
>>25166436
Is that Patton Oswalt?
>>25166798
>Associating with anyone who uses the word 'cis'
I'm so sorry, Anon...
>>25166824
I have only heard that phrase on South Park and have yet to hear it in actual conversation.
what kinda gf u want pham?
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP
>>25166798
>desu
now what the motherfuck
>>25166857
Yeah I don't think real people actually use that word
>>25166798
>your ex was a tranny
CONFIRMED TROLL NO WAY THIS IS REAL
>>25166798
d-does she have a qt girlcock, anon?did you ride it?
>>25167086
Yes, it's getting removed next year. And no, I did not, she rode me though.
>>25167135
>tfw faggot. only like being a bottom and only like dickgirls
>tfw the best ones get their cock cut off
>destined to be alone forever
tell her to keep it and hmu.i'm so lonely
>>25166798
>actually typed out desu
kill
you
are
self
I honestly don't know what to say, except maybe "kill yourself" tbhfam
Why are you such a loser? Call her a slut or something
