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>S-Surprise... I'm sorry I didn't tell you I had a penis earlier, anon. You're not mad, are you? :3
How do you respond?
>>25164309
>turn around, grab coat, leave building, walk home
loving anal rape
FUck 'em in the ass
I like dick and I'd still leave, what a cunt
>>25164309
>How do you respond?
i'd still fuck your ass faggot but only if you were honest with yourself, stop this gay shit makeup is bad for your skin
I have eyes, so it wouldn't have gotten that far
>>25164390
>B-But anon, I identify as female. My penis is just a birth defect. Try to understand my feelings ;_;
>>25164309
I'd be up in that ass so fast she wouldn't even get the word dick out, then I'd let her jizz in my mouth and snowball it with her while I went in for round 2.
No homo.
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>>25164355
>grab coat
>yfw
>>25164432
You're mentally ill and should be gassed.
>>25164309
No, of course. I think you're beautiful the way you are.
And then I kiss her on the lips while I tug on her wiener.
>>25164309
Grab my coat and then turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>25164709
>360 degrees
I think you might actually be retarded
>>25164309
LKSJFLSKJFLSKJDFLSKDJFLSKJFSLkfj
>>25164787
Being this new.
>moonwalk
>>25164787
Who here /doesn'tgetthejoke/?
>>25164309
Don't be sorry, you got to live a bit longer
hai desu senpai
Hold on while I go get the rope.
>>25164309
She's leaking like a slut. You could literally pounce her ass right there.
inb4
>she
>her
>>25164923
You should be gassed
>>25164309
No, i'm not mad. You are really convincing as a woman! I'm open to try anything. I think you're really cute and I'm glad we met.
boner_ensues.jpg
>>25164687
the only logical response to the newly discovered stimuli
>>25164432
>That's okay, I'm gay. I didn't think it was important to tell you that until we got to this point, either. Although it turns out you are a man I do not like feminine looking ones.
So based on the majority of response in this thread it sounds like most men would be OK with it if I put off telling them about being trans until after we started fooling around a bit / around the moment when my dress comes off.
>>25165027
>She's leaking like a slut [from the penis]
>She's
>penis
When did words stop having meanings? How does "her penis" actually seem like anything other than an oxymoron to you?
>>25164309
To what? To that specifically? I'd shove my dick down his throat like I had originally intended to.
>>25165332
I think most people could tell that you're trans ahead of time and wouldn't really care if you had a dick or not
>>25165332
You are scum and should consider suicide. I hope you make out with some homophobe and suck his dick, and then show him your dick, and he beats you to death in a rage because you RAPED HIM you sick fuck
If she looked like that I'd still fug desu
>>25165332
Wouldn't even give me pause desu, i'd probably be pretty rough tho
>>25164309
malditos bakachaneros
>>25165421
>homophobe
But anon, I'm not gay, I'm a straight girl.
>>25165363
A pronoun is a word that substitutes for a noun or noun phrase.
I could say
>Lunatrap is leaking like a slut. You could literally pounce Lunatrap's ass right there.
I just call people whatever they want to be called.
Why is it so important to you? I dont get it. Just let this person live the way they want it LITERALLY has nothing to do with you.
>>25164309
Assuming I didn't think it was a tranny before
"Oh......... Well I'm not into that, put it away. I'll try to use your 'correct pronouns' and remain your friend."
I'll think "god dude I didn't want to see another male naked."
this of course assumes that they didn't take their dick out randomly at which point I might say "christ I'm blind" then apologize as above then hopefully we go back to playing video games (which is the only thing I do) and hopefully they feel awkward and suicidal about me rejecting them and leave me alone.
>>25164309
Into the gas chamber it goes
>literally a lying faggot
Probably have 10 stds. Would say it's ok, jack off in your face, kick you in the stomach and grab valuable shit while bailing the fuck out
>>25164309
>implying with that face you wouldn't realise straight away
>>25165378
this
original comment is original
>>25164309
S/he's juuust masculine enough that I can't get into it.
>>25164309
Pretend to be surprised and fuck his asshole.
>>25165332
Most maybe, but the ones that are not OK with it will likely resort to violence. Telling them you're male beforehand seems like the smarter action.
Depends on how long have we been dating.
>Not very long/first date/first time we have emotional intimacy
"Sorry, I can't deal with this. I hope we can be friends."
>Dating for a long time and we actually developed feelings
"Bye and never talk to me again."
>>25164787
B8 or nah?
Too bad 99% of transsexuals don't look that good.
>>25165332
you should get a gun just to be safe
(it's just my personal fantasy to have LGBT people own guns to make gun control less popular)
>tfw i will never be trapped
>tfw a qt will never pull out a massive cock and force me to deepthroat it
