What gives you more satisfaction?
>Taking a huge well deserved shit
Or
>Seeing that the shit you had just taken didn't clog the toilet
>>25164295
Neither
>Seeing the toilet paper is clean after one wipe
Fucking based
Definitely taking the shit.
Clogging up the toilet with my shit feels like an achievement.
>>25164381
I gotta agree
>>25164361
Not all of us live in a fairytail world where there are no poo smears. Sometimes it takes me 4 to 6 wipes before I'm happy with the results. It makes me no less of a man.
>take ass ripping shit
>there's nothing in the bowl
>>25164295
uMM women don't take shits, mister.
>>25164361
Fucking this, I'd rather have this.
>>25164500
hail poo satan
>>25164361
Underrated, the dream.
>>25164568
She pissed in the bed and shit on the floor, but the nights not over until she gags and pukes on my cock
>>25164361
/thread
nothing better than this
>>25164568
Am I the only person here that hasn't peed the bed since I graduated from diapers, never shit the bed since that time, never threw up in bed, etc etc. Get some control over your bodily functions, people.
>>25164295
God, I'm not even an overweight piece of lard but man would I love to sit and that toilet. A toilet made for kings.
