>"EHHHHG! ANON!! Did you finish already! What the fuck?! You are so fucking pathetic! "
What the fuck are you doing in my room, bitch? I don't even like women. Get the Hell out.
>>25164258
Hey! That's a-my fetish!
>>25164258
>not sucking it up and smashing that shit with a floppy
it's like you guys can't even pretend to be chads
>>25164258
>What the fuck?! You are so fucking pathetic!
women would never be this direct, they're more passive with their hostility.
but this is most likely some fetish shit you've concocted
>>25164258
So this is what your girlfriend says to you?
*grabs her by the hair*
*bends her over the bed*
>"Finish? heh, im just getting started with you bitch"
*slides hand slowly down the front of her shorts*
*spreads clit hole open with thumb and middle finger*
*finger it with my pointer till she cums*
>"now clean it up slut"
*sticks fingers in her mouth as she sucks them clean of her pussy juices*
>>25164258
> tell her "I don't want to waste my time when I could be doing something more productive."
>Immediately leave to play vidya, shitpost, sleep, or hang out with bros
>>25164380
Holy shit, the absolute madman
>>25164258
>tfw PE
I don't get it. I can go for 45 minutes to an hour with a handjob or blowjob, but the second I put my dick in I cum in 30 seconds.
