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>that guy that put mouth wash in a zip loc bag and would suck it through a straw in the middle of class
>that kid in school who died
>that kid who wore a trench coat and fedora
>that kid who loved trucks
>that kid who ran between classes
>that kid who stayed after school for day for some reason
>that kid who slept in class every day
>that kid who literally never did his homework
wait what the fuck OP?
>>25163216
>that kid who literally never did his homework
that was me.
>>25163181
>Miles said, "Get the fuck outta my face, you jive motherfucker, and take your silly bitch with you."
Miles Davis was a scary motherfucker.
>that kid who asked to borrow my pencil
>gives it back to me like this
>>25163335
he probably chewed the eraser off and didnt want you to notice
>>25163335
>get double the pencil back
why complain
>>25163377
He's right you know
Originally not enough comment
>That Filipino kid that stole everyone's pokemon cards and tried to sell them back to them
>that kid who chased me around calling me fat while I cried and sperged out
Instilled a life long insecurity in me, thanks Derek.
>>25163216
>that kid who slept in class every day
Every day, every class
Don't know how I graduated.
>that kid who claimed to have a TB hard drive in 2004 and browsed newgrounds
>>25163181
>that kid who always skips classes
>that kid who always gets fired from class because of someone else's doing
>that scary ass kid who looks nice but beat the living shit out of someone once
>that kid who thinks he's funny but everyone actually hated him
>that teacher who didn't give a fuck and sometimes doesn't come
>that kid who is always early
>that kid whos dad works at nintendo
>>25163608
>fired from class
>>25163645
where i live they can do that , they do it a lot
>>25163663
well yeah, but the way you say it is funny. Fired implies employment
>that kid that would ask the teacher to just fail him on his project because he hadn't done it and wasn't going to do itthat was me
>that kid who brought bionicles to school
>that kid who brought an iguana to show and tell and it escaped out the window
>that kid that showed his chub to a girl in class
>that kid that audibly farted in class one day and stood up and discovered he'd pooped his pants and then vomited from embarrassment.
>that kid who always lied.
>that kid who obviously was trying to make his voice sound deeper than it was
>that kid who claimed to speak Russian
>that kid who always wanted to wrestle you and show you how strong he was
All three were the same guy.
>the group of popular assholes who thought it was funny to shout 'dick' all the time in every class
>none of the teachers stopped them
>that girls who was preggers at age 12.
>>25163799
>>that kid who obviously was trying to make his voice sound deeper than it was
fuck I did that until I was like 16
>>25163181
>That one senior kid who got kicked out of school for impregnating a freshman
>>25163774
>that guy that showed his bulge to a girl in class
>that guy who saw it and checked it out, feeling satisfied he was bigger than his bully (me)
>>25163697
sorry i'm not english
>that kid who sexually harassed the hot teacher
>that kid that would never take his boxers off when he showered after gym. Everyone called him gay
>that one kid who wore a trenchcoat
oops that one was me
>that kid with a guitar but he couldn't play it
>That autistic cross country kid who would run several miles to school every morning and would smell like shit for the rest of the day
>those 14 year old sluts with family problems who let you grope them at will
god I miss those days
>>25163833
>that fat black kid named Semaj that got caught having sex with the english teacher's middle school daughter
>that kid who always wore the same shit everyday
>that one kid that brought a guitar with him to school everyday but was never seen playing it, just holding it trying to look cool
>>25163881
I feel so shit looking back and remembering the same jacket I wore until senior year
It probably smell so shitty
>>25163844
>dude let us see your dick or you're gay bro
americans are truly strange
>>25163844
>that kid who showered after gym
not a single person would shower after PE. we'd change clothes, but that's it
>that skinny black kid that was mercilessly picked on and everyone had bets on when he would come to school with a rifle.
>that kid that would always be the first to class
>that kid who tried to rasengon people at recess
I was that kid
>that kid who purposely aggravated the teacher and derailed the lessons
>that kid who anxiously paced around the room and played around with other kids
I'm going to miss you, school. I TOOK YOU FOR GRANTED.
>mfw after this post i just remembered all the bad things that happened in school
Fuck you, never mind. I hate you.
>>25163909
sweden, actually
>>25163909
it's not an american thing. throughout my middle school and high school life i went to schools in arizona, north carolina, virginia, massachusetts and missouri and i've only see one person ever use the showers after gym class. in every single state i've lived in, the common practice was to change clothes, put on more deodorant and spray axe/cologne all over yourself.
>that kid who missed a week, so everyone thought he died
>>25163799
was his name max?
x men origins
>>25163912
>normies want to be sweaty and stinky all day in there school clothes instead of taking a glorious hot shower trading banter with your bros. >s-m-h family
>>25163965
shit, that was me
I got the swine flu, kept me out for 2 weeks
>>25163793
that was and still is me
i cant help myself, the only time im ever honest is on here because no one will ever know its me
i dont know how i was able to keep so many friends when i was obviously lying through my teeth to them all the time
>>25163971
you have a different pair of clothes, dummy. you change into your gym clothes then after gym class, you switch to your school clothes.
sometimes it's so humid you'll need to use one of the stalls to put on clean boxers, but you never use the showers. ever.
>>25164014
also you want to schedule gym class as either the last class of the day or the last class of the morning block, so you can leave campus during lunch to clean up
>that kid who got hit by a car in the school parking lot
>>25163871
WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS! I MISSED OUT GOING TO PRIVATE SCHOL HOLY SHIT
>the kid who everyone only talked to for the homework or if they needed supplies
sadly me.
>>25163901
>>25163881
Why the fuck not? Its cheap and I hate buying clothes. THe fuck do you think I like going with my mom to JCPENNIES
>that kid who hit a parked car leaving school one day
>me
>nobody even saw, i got away with it
>that kid who still looked like he was 12 years old in senior year of high school
>>25163799
>that anon who decided to wear a suit to school, and ordered his friend to call him during class so that he could answer it and pretend to speak Russian so that he could look cool to his classmates
Wish I had the cap.
>that kid who would read every second of the day
>that kid who slept every class
>that kid who didn't eat at lunch, but ate in every class
>>25164036
You still in highschool m8?
>>25164160
i'm out of college
>that kid who still believed in Santa in 6th grade
>>25164143
>that kid who slept every class
I really have no idea how I passed. I went in, slept until it was time to go home, and then played video games all night.
>>25163871
this is a thing? gonna need more details if so
>>25164104
>thatgirlwho still looked likeshe was 12 years old in senior year of high school
>>25163912
>tfw didn't wash my gym clothes the entire semester
>wake up
>nobody's in the room except for you and the teacher
>teacher looks pissed
sweatingpepe.jpg
>That kid who one day stood up, started screaming at the top of his lungs, fell to the ground and started writhing back and forth while screaming, then was literally dragged away by the police officer when he didn't respond to people talking to him, only continued screaming, and never came to school again after that and became a legend for the rest of the year
>>25163965
i skipped a whole month just for keksand animeeveryone thought i was dead
>>25163608
>that kid who thinks he's funny but everyone actually hated him
That is probably me.
>>25164100
lel that was me, I hit a white truck and then sped off in a fit of rage/panic. I'm 99% sure some autistic ginger kid saw me, but I never got in trouble so I figure he didn't squeal
>>25163216
>>that kid who slept in class every day
>>that kid who literally never did his homework
both me desu
>>25163844
>>25163912
>>25163953
>have to shower in locker room after pe
>first day of class
>I walk into the shower room later than everyone else
>suddenly everyone turned, started shoving me and calling me a faggot
>tripped and fell on the floor
>lead bully spit on me and said he wouldn't let a fag like me see his dick
>got up and was pushed outside
>go to snitch like the little bitch I am to the teacher
>we walk back and when questioned everyone said that I was making up stories
>Fucking what
>this happened the next couple times each time getting worse with eventually everyone joining in because they knew they weren't going to get in trouble
>each time going back to the teacher to explain why I didn't shower
>"Jesus, anon you can't keep lying to me. I've been lienent with you because of your 'issues' but enough is enough"
>What? What issues?
>"Now either go back in there and shower or take these keys and I can let you use the girl's locker room for ten minutes"
>knew if I went back in there it'd only get worse and would fail the class for not showering
>I had no choice but go shower in the girls room
>everyday after class had to go get the keys from the teacher, shower, and bring them back
>girl's room didnt even have hot water because girls don't play football so no body gives a fuck
>eventually got homeschooled after someone put a dead squirrel in my locker and the principal told my parents that there was nothing they could do because they had no evidence
high school was suffering
>>25164310
oh fugg, I'm a sophomore at uni and there's a girl in my cost accounting class who looks ~12. what do?
>that small effeminate socially awkward guy who somehow became friends with all the chads
>>25164393
w-wait, so did any girls see you while you were showering in their room (or vice versa)
>>25164408
cute loli-tier girls are best, you should go for it.
she'll probably have a boyfriend though
such is my life
>>25164393
jesus what the fuck did you do? How did you act? I only bullied kids who acted/were extremely gay.
>>25164437
he just said no girl actually used the showers
>that half jewish kid from a semi rich family who always bought me stuff
>that ottermode chad who helped me get my first gf
>that ROTC chick who sucked my dick on the first day of senior year
High school wasn't all bad desu. Still wouldn't do it again for all the money in the world though.
>>25164437
no, we had different PE blocks than the girls so I had to go unlock it and then shower in the cold quiet room
I was really unnerving because I couldn't relock it from the inside and any girl could accidentally walk in while I was showering. Luckily that never happened, it would have probably have made things worse
>>25163318
>be new bass player for miles' electric band in '93
>obviously very nervous but still confident in his playing
>at his first show miles starts pointing at the stage, vigorously
>he assumes it means to turn his bass down
>he does
>the next show of the tour miles does the same thing
>he turns his bass down
>at the third show, miles yet again is vigorously pointing at the stage
>he turns his bass all the way down
>miles continues to point
>"I can't turn down anymore miles, what do you want me to do?" He says in his ear
>"I'm just trying to get you to look at my new shoes motherfucker"
He was also kekmaster
>that kid who I bullied for being short in school that I saw last week and is now 6'3 and i'm 5'7
>>25163608
>always early
>get homework
>go home
>do nothing
>come to school by 7 AM
>do homework
akin to a leader
>>25164456
The squirrel came a few days after I had a presentation, but I never did anything gay or things to make me a target. I tried to stay as quiet as possible but I was already the guy everyone bullied.
>>25163816
hahahahhahah
>that white kid who tried to fit in with the black crowd
>>25164543
akin to a faggot
i never did homework and always came wheneversometimes i don't even comeand it all worked out
>>25163464
Lmao i actually had one of those in my third grade class, stole a holographic mew(?) or some shit from some kid in my class that was from london, i beat the fuck out of him and gave it back. i beat the fuck out of him again a year later for stealing a gameboy from the mexican kid, fucker was a real klepto
>>25164539
i was about to say you're old as hell
>tfw no people who lived in the 70's-80's on here
those were different times...
>>25164585
not american so i couldn't actually get away with failing and getting C's instead
>>25164624
not american , where i live you just have to get above 75% in your main courses , i was the top of the class in mine so i fucked about in every other course
>that kid who always printed the letters during the handwriting bullshit lessons and then wrote his name on the front flawlessly handwritten
>that kid who ate flowers and had his hand down his pants the whole time during kickball
>that one kid who would bark at the school bell at the end of recess/lunch
>that kid who came into school without pants so he'd stop being afraid of doing it by accident
>>25164393
Why didn't you switch schools? Or just classes?
>>25164453
>cute loli-tier girls are best
w-why is that?
>that quiet kid that wore Eric Harris's "Natural Selection' t-shirt to school
>>25164697
there was no other schools close enough and the school didn't let people chance classes past the first two weeks
>>25164650
>that kid who came into school without pants so he'd stop being afraid of doing it by accident
He sound cool
>>25164453
nah, I already stalked her normiebook and she's single.
>>25163727
lol same
o r I g I n i n a l p o s t
>>25163833
>That one girl in class who got pregnant
>she was in the same parenting class as me
>>25164303
Not the same anon but I have a story
>be me in 8th grade near the end of the year
>whole year went on a field trip
>me and a few other people forgot to buy tickets so were left behind at school
>whole day spent fucking around
>eventually hanging out with 2 chicks and another guy
>having great banter, eventually ask chick if i can grope her
>yes
>ask her if she's serious
>she says yes and then mentions that she grew up in a neighborhood of boys and it was normal I guess
>grope her
>she doesn't care
>grope her some more
and that was it really, guess she was raped or something kek
>>25164712
because it reminds me of things that I enjoy, like good childhood memories and 2d anime girls
>>25164793
then do it faggot, all you've got to lose is your pride, which probably isn't intact anyway.
>>25163799
>everyone thought I was making my voice deeper than it was
>voice was actually naturally deep
>>25163181
>that guy that masturbated during class and got expelled for it
i wonder how good the orgasm was
>>25165003
>that guy who masturbated during class and didn't get caught
>>25163881
I did this
originality comment
>>25164946
>then do it faggot
how?
>>25164967
Same here man
>play counter strike
>admins would kick me for thinking I was using a voice changer
>that edgy kid who smoked in the toilets
I was that kid
>>25163965
That was me. I milked it every time I got sick so teachers would be nicer when I came back.
>>25163901
>that fat kid who always smelled like farts
>that teacher who made me side beside him because nobody else wanted and I was to autistic and lonely so fuck me
Sort off topic but I swear my English teacher had a thing for me, she always used to go out of her way to talk to me and would always sit next to me in class and rub her thighs and get in really close and whisper in my ear.
I wish I wasn't such an autist, she was thick and I was low-test
>that kid who threw up in the cafeteria every day after eating lunch
>>25164045
>that girl who fell from the stairs and her eyeball was hanging out from the open skull
>>25165033
you just have to force yourself to not be a loser and actually make an attempt to socialize, therefore the biggest step is beginning the interaction in some way.
see if you can sit by her, that's "easiest", or wait for her after class and begin with something concerning accounting or the school or any relatable small talk shit.
if you're a funny guy try and work a joke in there to show her you're not completely boring.
some girls talk back, some are like fucking brick walls, so memorize a list of a few mundane conversation points that aren't too personal.
if you someone get past this point then invite her to a casual meal thing and go from there, that's as far as i've gotten.
remember, you're going to have to leave your comfort zone no matter what, and probably look like a beta faggot in the process, but that's just how it goes
>>25164750
Take a story for your amusement
>highschool
>short lanky kid who is always quiet
>he just stands close to the walls looking the world behind those small shades on his face
>bad mustache, like chocolate milk to the sides of his mouth
>big white mungo leader of a wiggers group starts picking on him
>no body believes this kid
>mungo says that he is going to stab him
>lanky kid mom goes to school but nobody does shit
>mungo acts tough and is always chocking him and shit
>one day mungo starts shit with a slim dude, head shaved, tatoos, you know the look of a mexican gang
>teachers get them appart really fast
>next day parents are called
>slim dude throws a headbut to mungo
>Parents and teachers are scared
>slim dude follows with a solid one two
>mungo is bleeding and falling back
>then mungo screams, tears run in his face
>mom!!!
![How-About-No-01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/liBYbaB.jpg "How-About-No-01[1].jpg")
>>25165541
>remember, you're going to have to leave your comfort zone
>that guy who killed himself in high school
>suddenly every normie and chat was "so sad" that he was gone despite barely even knowing or in some cases never even talking to him
This reaction is what put me off suicidei wish it didn't put me off it and i went through with it
>>25163216
>that kid in school who died
that was me
>>25165671
be careful with that edge lol
>>25163871
why can i remember this so vividly
>>25163965
That was me except for 2&1/2 years. When I came back nobody recognized me and thought I was a new kid
>that bully with a dead dad who spat on my stuff
>your dad probably killed himself when he found out what a dick his son is
>ostracized because of what I said
>but we both apologized to each other and he never fucked with me again
>>25165650
you still can!!
ohayou
>>25165599
then keep waiting for misaka from nhk to show up and save your lonely ass, but it won't fucking happen.
in my experience, girls won't initiate shit, even when you try and talk to them all the time. they expect you to do everything.
the best thing i can tell you is to mellow out and act like she's a normal person that you're having a normal conversation with.
the first step is the hardest, and soon enough you'll be approaching girls on a regular basis after you keep getting rejected and slowly numbed to the whole process, just like me. I'm bound to get one eventually though, right?
>that kid who sat when he pee'd
>>25165889
>h-how do you know?
>that kid that had a gf but always tried to do gay shit with his friends
>>25165889
women are half the population my friend
>>25163335
now you can write 2 things at once
youre getting 2 birds stoned at the same time, its not rocket appliances
>those kids who were in gangs
>the freshman who didnt hit puberty yet
>the nerdy kids who hate pop culture
>the loud black girls
>the hoe who got pregnant
>the ricer car guys
>the bro with a camaro
>every girl with a jeep
>the white girl who didnt know any better
>>25166548
>>the loud black girls
>you get to school at 7am and the black girls are already together in the hall yelling about who knows what nigger shit
>that FOB Asian kid who inexplicably developed a "down south" accent halfway through HS
>he wore a straw hat and chewed straw
this is queens
>>25163216
I don't do my homework and I sleep in class.
It actually just hit me that I sleep in class everyday, too.
I don't want to end up here forever
>>25166104
Christ bro
>>25163181
>that guy that put mouth wash in a zip loc bag and would suck it through a straw in the middle of class
ok you need to explain, dont leave us hanging
>>25163777
Kek
Originality yay!
>>25167342
You can get fucked up off of mouthwash
>>25167437
but why a ziploc bag, why not just use a waterbottle or something
>>25167447
You got me there
Originrigin bo bigin banana fana fo figin
>that lonely autistic guy who pretended to be racist just to seem edgy
>that nihilist metalhead who kept threatening to kill you
>that guy who would try too hard to act confident and everyone hated him for it
>that chad who tried who wanted to fuck every girl in the school
>that one chad who was cool with you
>that one retarded athletic rich kid who got a sports scholarship
>that one fat indian guy who had a business card and rented a fucking lamborghini for the prom which he damaged while speeding down the highway
>that one sex-obsessed stoner who always dated chicks two years younger than him
>that group of chads who would talk about league of legends
>that one asian chick you hated because she gave you a weird look
>that one shy chick you thought you had the courage to talk to but then a chad takes her first
Did anyone go high school from mid to late 2000s? Literally nothing but Hollister and Abercrombie everywhere. I wore skinny jeans and everyone thought I was a faggot but I just wanted to look like the strokes
>>25167807
>that one shy chick you thought you had the courage to talk to but then a chad takes her first
hit me in the feels
