>your mother drempt of having a successful, happy child
>her creation hates itself.
>all she wanted is for you to be happy and grow up to be functioning person.
I'm pretty sure I was a mistake as so colorfully expressed by my existence.
>drempt
>>25161272
Blame your father for sending the wrong sperm. Imagine what kind of person you could've turned out to be.
She should have raised me better then, no steady father figure around, spent most of her time laying around watching tv, and I ended up doing most of the parenting of my siblings
That's not even getting into the quality of her various boyfriends
>>25161272
Having a child is a decision. You should fully consider the possibilities and consequences of having one. Not my fault she had one just to fullfill peer pressure and her biological prerogative.
>>25161300
>your sperm beat the others
>you
>you beat out all of the millions of chad versions of yourself
>miraculously managed to pass the first evolutionary test
>yet here you are.
>>25161362
actually, you were the last one to break through
