>tfw another Christmas is here and still no Jake Gyllenhaal beard
Did Santa bring you guys a full beard this year?
A few years back but it's uncomfy tbqh.
>>25161211
You still post here, anon? Santa has given me a 5/10 beard, I guess that's better than alot of people.
>>25161211
my beard is v. patchy by comparison, but i'm like a foot taller than him so i guess it all works out
>>25161211
>tfw I have a Jake Gyllenhaal beard>tfw my name is also Jake
tfw no collin farrel mustache
>>25161294
You're 7 feet tall? Are you a baller?
>>25161280
Yep, still alive unfortunately. My beard is getting close to Jake's but my hair is thinning out too so those two things are basically cancelling each other out. Life is shit, etc etc. May your beard continue to grow like a mighty oak tree, anon.
>>25161338
Let's see it.
Please Santa. I promise I'll collect more big boy points next year.
