>gift exchange at work
>get paired with guy I've never got along with
>I'm the loner of the office
>nice old lady that sits next to me tells me she overheard him telling people he's going to get me a book on how to make friends and get a gf
>his wife and daughter died in a car accident over a year ago
>I buy him a book on how to find a wife and another book on how to conceive
>day of gift exchange
>I open my gift
>office erupts in laughter
>he opens his gift
>everybody is silent
>his face gets red and he walks into office breakroom
>I get called a few names by co-workers
>go in breakroom to make popcorn
>he's sitting there teared up surrounded by people trying to comfort him
>nobody looks at me the entire time I'm waiting for my popcorn
>mfw
>>25160835
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So it's funny when he does it to you but not when you do it to him?
Your office needs to learn how to handle the bantz
>>25160835
If there were any men in the office they'd think that was hilarious.
>>25160835
For once, just once, I really want this to be true
>>25160835
Copypasta, but a good one
>>25160835
That's hilarious, good job OP
>>25160835
A used McDonald's gift card would of been funnier.
>>25160835
you did good OP
don't let those people get you down
>>25160943
Sorry anon it's just a copypasta
>>25160988
Couldn't you just let me believe
>>25160835
Why is it permissible to deal low blows to social rejects but not to anyone else? Is it just an instinctual thing? This is exactly why I fucking hate normalfags
>>25161194
Because you're used to it
Nigger
quit that job OP, nothing sucks more than being forced to be around people who hate you. make sure to piss in the coffee maker or take a shit in a toilet tank or something before you leave
>>25161218
>normalfags literally can't handle the bantz
>>25160835
You absolute fucking savage OP
>>25160835
Mischievous, OP.
> Even though it's a copypasta.
