>No qt chubby gf to smoke weed and cuddle with after a brutal day of work
I'm such a fuck up. What the fuck am I even doing.
>>25160654
wow she is very pretty and I like her large breasts
>>25160654
>tfw no qt chubby gf totake to the gym and exercise with and then have hot sweaty sex when you get home
>>25160654
>tfw I have a qt chubby gf to smoke weed and cuddle with after a brutal day of work
>mfw I have had gf before (5 years ago)
>but none chubby
>have fat fetish and admit it now that I'm in college / working slave wage
>>25160711
Obviously shopped up but yeah she's a real q t
You know those big balloon type belly girls that have both big tits and an ass and you really want to fuck them? I had a woman like that interested in me, I honestly thought she was a lesbian at first but she was nice and it turned out she wanted to rape me.
Should I go for it ?
>tfw no bbw gf that will let me kiss and play with her belly for hours
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x4OdB9LvH7
>>25162042
I mean I would (op here) but it's totally up to you. I'm kv so getting raped by a beach ball sounds wonderful :)
>online girlfriend is being a cunt, what a surprise, nothing new there
>time to take benzo's, smoke weed, and try to relax in that way where I feel kind of relaxed but I'm not because I'm not high on heroin
Hahaha oh god kill me now
>>25162108
I'm not a virgin but I've only been with bigger girls besides this black woman (she was 35) a few months ago. Almost anything is better than relying on your hand trust me.
>>25162105
It's truly a brutal feel
Had it before, gets old fast. Most of those stoner chubby chicks with big tits & cute face are dumb as fuck. Search for greener pastures OP. Maybe cut down on the devil's lettuce and pick up a constructive hobby to improve yourself.
>>25162770
I run marathons and program. Runner girls and programmer girls suck ass.
>>25162826
why would you program as a hobby? if you're good at it then get working
>>25163891
You have to program on the side if it's your job.
>>25164464
Actual professions factor that in working time, but no, if you're a programmer you have to FUCKING LOVE CONTRIBUTING TONS OF YOUR FREE TIME FOR FREE doing exactly the same shit you did for 10 hours straight at work.
GOTTA LOVE THIS CAREER LET'S SEE YOUR FUCKING GITHUB ACCOUNT IF YOU WANT THIS JOB WHY HAVEN'T YOU WRITTEN A JS FRAMEWORK IF YOU WERE ONLY WORKING 10 HOURS A DAY IN YOUR LAST JOB LMAOOOO
AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN PROGRAMMED A RASPBERRY P TO FLUSH UR TOILET LOOOL
>>25160654
>I wish I lived with a fat chick that takes all my money and smokes all my weed
What a fucking beta.
>>25164555
kekity kek
>>25164520
I love you so much <3
>>25164645
that's kinda gay but thanks