>tfw 14th day of NOFAP
>tfw dick and balls hurt
i just want to end it all, i just want to whip my cock out. Put on some delicious porn and bust a nut all over my fucking stomach and grunt so loud the neighbors will hear.
take a walk
heeereee you goo man :))) >>>
>he fell for the nofap maymay
lmfaotbhfam
>>25160292
if you're that desperate, why not just find a girl to fuck? like seriously
>>25160369
But reddit said i'll get a gf maybe since my confidence will sky rocket.
>>25160374
>it's so easy kek kek kek
literally the worst meme
>he probably thinks nofap will give him super testosterone powers to get him a GF
there is no point after day 4 just fap if you want
>>25160413
>tfw i literally did fall for that
>>25160413
this i nofapped for 4 mounths, dident do anything
>>25160391
get out
>you will never be filled up with Anon's giant load
>surgery 1 week ago
>not allowed to fap or even get an erection for 2 more weeks
>balls and dick literally black and blue
>entire left leg is a big yellow type bruise
>morning wood feels like my dick is being stuck in a beehive
>fapping was my only hobby
Life is nothing but a meme to me
>>25160445
Please be my gf, i don't even have to fuck you. Just tickle my penis with a feather until i ejaculate.
Do no porn, not no fap. I'm doing no porn for the entirety of 2016. I can fap using my imagination, thats it. Still, I will only fap once a week.
>>25160369
If you don't want to get better then don't. It's not a "reddit meme", if you're addicted to masturbation then you will be different if you stop.
>>25160391
the only thing thats gonna help with getting a gf is leaving the house and talking to girls
maybe with all this free time thanks to nofap you can do just that
>>25160438
god you desperate, gullible failed normies will latch on to anything that my get you a GF
>>25160507
I've never had a gf in all my 22 years of being alive, and never had a female friend.
I just want one. I want to be able to wake up with morning wood, and have my qt gf slurp on it.
>>25160527
neither have i
plus getting that kind of relationship is hard asfuck unless you are chad
do not fall for the temptations of the flesh, OP/anon females are the main pitfall for most men. im shooting for wizardhood and im going to bust the biggest load the minute i tern 30
who else here /ascended/ no meme implyed
>>25160468
Ahahaha. You posted this before except without your tiny cock whited out. Pretty sure the whole thred turned into laughing at how small you were.
Amused that you'd white it out this time.
>GUYS NOFAP GIVES YOU SUPERPOWERS BECAUSE A GRILL TALKED TO ME XDD
>>25160699
its a meme you dingus
