Whad is the worst memory of your life? I'll start
>be 18 yo me
>had one normie friend and one half friend (friends gf) who I drank with every weekend
>had been down with the flu for a few days, feeling better by friday
>decide to go over and get drunk again
>he decides to have a party at his mom's place, she was a drunk who would party with us
>had traded a pinch of my weed to burnout from high school for 3 1mg klonopin
>save them to take right before party
>take kpins, start drinking 2 hrs later
>familiar flu-shit feeling comin and pressing against my anus
>am already drunk aandbenzoed out
>relieve tension in stomach by releasing my clenched as whole
>could feel myself shitting but don't give two fucks
>apparently there was a lot of it
>sit on some random guys lap who was sitting in the living room
>he pushes me off him and starts yelling because there is a set green/yellow stain all over his lap
>punches me, i fall down and people start gathering
>everyone is pointing n laughing at me
>so drunk and high I still don't care
>look down and the insides of my pantlegs are dark green
>some part of my realized there was shit going down and I go out to my car to drive home and get out of thrre
>cold as fuck outside but don't care
>shitty ass freezes to the leather seat
>swerving around crying while having a cig and scratching my ass... Inside my pants
>wiping my eyes with shitty hand
>drive into parked car on the street
>pass out in drivers seat, woken at ~2am by guy trying to ask me shit
>tell him to fuck off, he opens door and outs me in his car
>still fucked up so I pass out again
>wake up in drunk tank next day with DUI charges and a mess of others
>get done with the processing bullshit, go on Facebook and all I see is pics of me on the kitchen floor with shit running down my legs
>other pics are of my mugshot with shit on my face
And that's why I had to move to relatives in North Dakota and have stayed here to this day
>mfw this will never leave my mind
I suppose next time you take drugs, do it in the safety of your home instead of someone else's.
Unless you're done with drugs. That's cool too.
>>25159945
Did you move in with your auntie and uncle?
>be 10th grade
>steal girl from a Chad
>this Chad is a manlet
>beats me up
>whole school makes fun of me for getting beat up by short Chad who is half my size
>end up skipping classes to avoid bullying
>ended up failing 10th grade
>ended up dropping out of school
Girls aren't worth it
>>25160050
Drugs are a neets best friend. But only in my home because I have no real friends
>>25160061
I'd like to take a minute to tell you why that isn't funny
>>25160099
Should've given him them hands
> be failing normie and not realize it
> have qt white gf in junior year of HS and keep dating into freshman year of college
> go out to dinner one night and walk back to apartment
> steam of diarrhea suddenly begins pouring out ass and down leg
> stench of diarrhea overpowering
> qt's expression is confusion/shock/horror
> jump into convenience store saying "need to use the bahtroom" to qt
> run into bathroom with shit running down both legs, realizing it's a lost cause
> throw away shitty underwear into bathroom trashcan
> diarhea has totally soaked into pants and stench still overpowering
> qt says nothing about the diarhea and still stays the night
> qt cheats one month later with a fat loser alpha
> stay with her anyway, cucked
> sex becomes eating her delicate cunt until she orgasms
> qt starts fucking several chads and jews
> qt stops responding to all calls/texts, doesn't even formally break up
> first and only love, 3 yrs it lasted
>go on date with cute colombian girl
>starts out at a lounge having wine
>she suggests we order shots and I suggest we go dancing
>it's a tuesday so just dead clubs
>accidentally forget her name
>she gets super pissed
>get drunker
>she starts demanding I buy her champagne to apologize for forgetting her name
>too drunk to know what to do
>waitress to the rescue, suggests a $13 bottle of proseco
>date is telling me i have a drinking problem and need to control myself
>meanwhile she drinks the entire bottle of proseco and at some point drinks my beer without my noticing until it's gone
>go outside and drunkenly try to make out but it's super weird
>get in a cab to go home, she gets in too
>she starts climbing around on the seats
>get to my place
>she falls out of the cab
>starts yelling and trying to run
>i don't know what to do but i live in a kind of shitty neighborhood so i can't let a 23 year old blackout drunk girl run off
>try to drag her back to my house so she can sleep it off and this can just be over
>don't even want drunk sex, just want to let her crashwhile I sleep in the living room
>she calls her roommate sobbing and screaming
>i grab the phone, tell him she's super drunk and trying to run around my neighborhood,tell him the intersection so he can get her
>she grabs the phone and i can hear her roommate "put that guy back on the phone. Where are you? Let me talk to that guy again I'll come get you."
>more screaming/running
>threaten to call 911 if she doesn't calm down
>call
>first ambulance then cops
>cop asks about how well we know each other, i tell him we were on a date and drinking
>he says "well she seems pretty angry at you so if you don't know each other maybe you should just leave"
>go home
>next day endure hours of abusive texts from her
>to this day worried i'll bump into her and she'll accuse me of trying to date rape her or something
>luckily she told me by text that she hadn't saved my name to her phone and couldn't remember my name either
>>25160602
i should also mention all of the stuff with the cops happened at around 10:30-11:00PM, so I am mortified to think what my neighbours heard/thought.
