Why is it that my family never laughs at my jokes but laugh to the point of tears when my brother makes a joke.
I drop funny bombs all the time on their normie asses.
I just want to make someone laugh.
Their blank stares haunt me at night
i know the feel
>tfw you're the black sheep in your family
>>25159830
It really bothers me desu
Is he any of the following?
1. Taller than you
2. Has a gf
3. Has a good job and/or social life
>>25159731
tell us your jokes and we'll tell you if they're funny or not. If you can make strangers laugh, then they're good, if not, then they were just funny in your mind.
>>25159861
He has a fiance and an 80k a year job. His fiance will be making 150k starting at a law firm. My life is trash in comparision. I'm a shit history major who is almost failing out
>>25159923
So there's your problem. No one is interested in what you have to say because you have nothing to offer anyone.
>>25159920
Well my brother asked who had seen the new star wars and I responded with "pretty much everyone but alderaan citizens". Blank stares from everyone
>>25159731
Lucky you I guess my family usually ignores what I say. At dinner table I just get up and pick up everything I need even if it's other side of the table because I cba asking three times
>>25159954
Yeah I know. Fuck my life
>>25159971
I have to ask at least twice before someone cares enough to acknowledge my request.
>>25159923
It hasn't even begun. Wait until you drop out or are unemployed (history is a rather useless degree) and his wife is pregnant with their child. Did they buy a huge house yet? Nice car? Dinner parties with coworkers at the firm? You are being compared to all of this by both them and the rest of your family.
Every year the pressure, guilt and disappointment will grow. source: minimum wage job wizard here
>>25159963
fucking hell you fucking nerd
>>25159963
desu they'd probably laugh if you left the room.
>>25160020
>>25160034
I appreciate the honesty
>>25159963
I don't get it either, then again, I don't keep up with Star Wars. Your family probably doesn't either. He probably just mentioned the star wars movie because its new
>>25160034
top jej
>>25159923
>His fiance will be making 150k starting at a law firm.
>she will make more than him
Take comfort in the fact that she will almost certainly cheat on him.
>>25159963
tell us more jokes. Also tell us some jokes that your brother said so we can compare.
>>25160143
You don't understand, if his brother said that first joke everyone would have laughed. Social status automatically makes you funnier. The entire reason a comedian's routines work (let's face is the material is never THAT funny) is because they are center of attention and we feel the need to validate the highest among us in an effort to raise our own social standing .
It isn't that harsh among family but the same principles still apply.
>>25160143
He was talking about beards and said "when two beards meet the smaller one must yield to the larger one". Fucking normie tier shit
>>25159963
I haven't seen the new star wars.
>>25160270
Classic.
I guess you're just bad at jokes.
>>25160311
I want to kill myself
Original commentary senpai plz no blox
>>25160270
In all seriousness. what is so funny about this?
>>25159963
Alderaan citizens? Who the fuck is alderaan?
>>25160419
Because alderaan is the planet that gets blown up in the original trilogy. So the people are dead and can't see the movie
>>25160270
what the fuck? How is that supposed to be funny
I'm the funniest person in the family according to everyone in it, but fail horribly in humor and socializing in general. I think I'm only good at meta humor, which requires long term relationships to begin with.
>>25160090
The joke is actually in reference to the original trilogy when the death star destroys the planet Alderaan. Regardless, it's a bit of a stretch unless you're talking to people who know their star wars.
>>25160397
Nothing desu
Originally an original comment is original
>>25160397
It's not funny, it's cute, especially if his brother is as charming as he makes him out to be.
>>25160587
yeah, general humor is usually pretty unfunny. Thats you laugh you lose usually sucks.
>>25159963
I would've laughed
>>25159731
for the same reason nobody laugh at your jokes on school but they did whatever chad made a pun.
>>25159963
Honestly?
Its a great pun. At Comic-con.
Anywhere else, and it fly over everyone's face.
>>25160919
Well since everyone claims to be a fan of the series I thought they'd remember when the fucking planet blew up
>>25160104
>she
It's 2015 people.
>>25159963
That was fucking unfunny reddit shit. I hope you fucking die.
>>25160919
Is that really a pun?
>>25159963
not a loser so i dont get it
but it sounds kinda sarcastic, and considering your an autistic frog poster you probably have shit delivery and made you sound obnoxious
>>25160270
its a nice dad-tier joke to get a good chuckle out of. nice cute thing to appeal to the whole family.
he's seems like a top lad tbhh.
anyway thank god my only sibling is a sister who's 6 years older than me. parents literally wont be able to compare us ;^)
>>25161009
"Alderaan" Citizens
"All-the-wrong" Citizens
>>25161073
No it's not a pun, it's because they died
>>25161073
No. Like the people who died on alderaan. They are dead so can't see a film
>>25159923
>He has a fiance and an 80k a year job. His fiance will be making 150k starting at a law firm.
Unless your brother starts making like 200k soon, wait a couple years to see how badly he's cucked.
>>25161178
It'd the only thing that will bring joy to my life. Seeing him get fucked over
