Who /self-surgery/ here? Just took this out of my big toe.
>>25158273
looks like the root of a plantar-wart.
If it is, then you're a much braver man than I.
>>25158291
It's an ingrown toenail
>>25158329
I did that too years ago dont regret it. I remember dealing with an ingrown toe nail for literally 2 years every slight tap..every removal and placing on of a sock for 2 years straight hurt like hell. Weird thing is I miss the pain it felt unique. Like an old friend looking back. How did it feel? Bet it felt like cumming when you removed it? I had to bite down on my belt.
>>25158291
roots aren't that long.
That would be a demonic wart if it was.
>>25158273
I find myself doing this operation quite frequently.
I honestly enjoy it but hate when it starts to be painful the next day.
It was an ingrown toenail- had it for about eight months. Dealt with it all- pain, awful rot-smell, pus, blisters on the toe, and about three mm of swelling.
Glad it's out.
>>25158273
Cut my fingertip off cutting a roast few years back. Soaked it in iodine and sewed it back on
Had a bad longboarding accident and had to scrub and pick rocks out of my palms back elbows and knees
Had a shrimp tail lodge itself in my hand so I cut that bitch out and super glued the hole
Nothing serious, I just hate the fucking doctor
>>25158470
you did a much better job than i did...
when i cut my fingertip off i just used ductape and toilet paper...
it reattached but now the nerves are major fucked, like cant even type with it anymore
>>25158470
>Superglued
I broke my knuckle by punching a small wooden doorknob on a TV stand (TV kept turning off and I was trying to get perfects in a rhythm game)
I just made a makeshift splint out of popsicle sticks, ace bandage and tape, kept mobility to a minimum, and after a few weeks it was still a little stiff but better. Now it's back it's like it never happened at all.
>>25158273
I have one at the moment, how did you remove it op?
>>25158659
Make a lateral cut as though you were simply clipping the nail, and peel.
>>25158273
I am prone to sebaceous cysts, and after getting my 4th one removed by a nurse I just started doing it myself at home.
Once tried self surgery with a nailclipper to cut out a ingrown toe nail, it was messy and painful but it worked out. never again though
This was in my foot, completely hidden and parallel to the floor, so I had to pull it out the way it came in. The tweezers were really sharp and I had to put them broadside against the most sensitive inside part of my foot bleh.
>self surgery
Now all you need is the mask tbhfam
>tfw have disease that causes multiple cysts in my armpits
>painful
>too much of a pussy to lance them myself
>>25158832
Why don't you just see a doctor?
>>25158618
I broke my knuckle punching a wall while playing madden kek. It was in the basement so the wall was thick concrete blocks instead of sheetrock but I didn't realise it until after I hit the wall and my whole hand started swelling it looked like a purple balloon. I just iced the hell out of it and I couldn't make a fist for weeks. It felt like a sponge under my skin instead of solid bone. That was years ago though and everything is fine now
>>25158858
I do.
It still is annoying though. I had a friend lance one once cause she loves popping shit like this and she works in an ER, but after going to the doctor and they used lidocaine I can't go back.
This was probably one of the more grody ones.
>tfw finally figured out a daily dose of turmeric and zinc helps tremendously with it
>>25158365
Are you me? I know it felt like like getting sucked off for me. No belt for me, but I was spared the pain because I had the sickness and could feel most of my body.
I once removed a mole with my fingernails. The scar is smaller than the one a doctor left on me when he removed a similar sized mole.
>>25158923
Pulling out toenails feels like an orgasm? Aren't these things suppose to hurt?
>>25159050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs
If you dont understand what we meant you have to watch Hellraiser. There is unimaginable pleasures beyond pain
>>25159050
Your body rewards you for removing the object that is causing the infection. Your brain floods with shit as you pull it out and for a few minutes after, it's a strange mixture of pain and pleasant delirium.
>>25158832
Lose some weight and maybe you wouldn't get this vile-looking shit
>>25158832
>>25158903
>this person has had a girl touch their body
fucking gross
>>25158603
It's actually really good at quickly bonding to flesh and plugging holes that should be bleeding. combat medics use it all the time iirc
>>25158470
>sewed your fingertip back on
I'm not medically savvy at all, but holy shit.
>>25158903
Hydradentis Spurativa.
I know that feel bro, mine is in my groin..
>>25158903
Hibiclens and Drawing Salve. You can buy both online if you dont wanna go to the store.
I have what you do. It works wonders. There is no cure for us except surgery and even that isnt gurenteed
>>25158291
one time i dug at a big plantar wart with a scalpel. shit hurt like hell, didnt even get it out. then i extracted some poision ivy oil with isopropyl alchohol and applied it to the wound to try to induce an immune response. couple months later went to a podiatrist and he told me the wart was basically gone. feelsgoodman
>>25158603
Supposedly that was the original idea behind it's development
>>25159100
Underage b&
>>25159359
I'm down 35, actually this is true. When I was at a normal weight it was basically gone.
>>25159532
>tfw shaved armpits
>hmmm
>>25159756
Yep, I got it diagnosed when I was 17. God though I haven't had one in my groin in years and thank god for that.
>>25159788
Yeah when I got it diagnosed at 17 I had a huge one a little smaller than a baseball and had to have it surgically removed. Then I was allergic to the stitches that were suppose to dissolve so the would opened back up again so I have a narly scar.
>ingrown toenails
You're supposed to put a piece of cotton underneath your nail for months so that it doesn't pierce your skin. I did this after having one for years and never again has it been a problem.
>>25158273
penny for scale.
