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Why I dropped out of High School >Be me in 2012 >Junior
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Why I dropped out of High School

>Be me in 2012
>Junior in High School
>5'3''
>Round face
>Ears stick out
>Big nose
>Voice never fully dropped
>Decide to ask Stacy to prom
>Fuckit.png
>She says no
>Ask why
>"Because..."
>"Why?"
>"Because you look like a goblin!"
>Kids start calling me Goblin
>Teachers join in
>Be increasingly mentally unstable as the year goes on
>Wince every time someone talks to me
>Stop showering
>Stop shaving
>"Hahaha what's wrong with the Goblin?"
>"Come on Goblin lighten up!"
>"Goblin it's just a joke!"
>Finally snap
>Paint my face green before school
>Walk up to group of some of the popular kids that make fun of me
>"Who's the Goblin now?"
>They just stare
>Even Chads seem scared
>Finally one of them talks
>"...you are?"
>I start crying
>Never come back to school

I am the Goblin
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>>25157972
>paints own face green
>who's the goblin now
>you are
Motherfucking kek
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This most certainly happened.
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Jesus walks,God show me the way because the devils trying to break me down
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>>25158023
It's too autistic to not have happened
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>>25157972
Why haven't you killed yourself yet if you're this pathetic?
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>>25157972
>>Teachers join in
This is when I stopped believing that story.
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>>25157972
This didn't happen. You made this for the sole purpose of trying to get onto /r/4chan you autistic reddit faggot. Saged, reported, and hidden.
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>>25158086
When I was in HS we started calling a guy green man because he wore a green morph suit the day before Halloween, thinking it was halloween, and teachers joined in. Not as weird as goblin but it's not out of the realm of possibility
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>>25158072
This.
Exactly this.
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>>25158023
>>25158086
the stories presented here are works of fiction only a fool etc etc
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>>25158042
It sounds like a normie trying to write a robot's experience but, unable to fully comprehend robothood, fails
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