>>25157942
>why not just pay your neck on the track so you dont lose both legs and live

>that won't work
>also won't work

You just want attention or you would buy a gun

>>25157942

Do you still have your foreskin intact because if so, come on, man. You'd have an amazing thing that I'll never have.

whatever it is, hurry the fuck op and quit shitposting

>>25157981
I cant get a gun because I live in a police state and obviosly too beta to get one illegally.

I'm thinking about slitting my throat on the 26th.

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO BUY NEMBUTAL

IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO KILL ANYONE BUT MYSELF REEE

gonna drive to an isolated semi wilderness, walk out a couple hours, drinking and smoking, and shotgun my brainstem. Wed Thu or Fri depending on weather etc.

been fun shitposting with you my robotic amphibian feelbros. best of luck.

>>25158246
wouldnt that hurt too much?

if you become an hero, please do so in a spectacular way, so it gets on the media and we can have some lulz out of it.

shoot yourself in a kindergarden etc.

>>25158246

fucking retard will get a papercut and pull away and whine but he thinks he can slit his own throat kek

>>25159295

>falling this far out of touch with humanity

you should genuinely be ashamed

>>25157942
just buy a gun and shoot yourself in private

>>25157942
I've got my own special method
Not planning on doing it yet though
It's g-gonna be awhile!