Embarrassing stories thread?
> 12 years old
> in school
> class is talking
> teacher looks upset because she can't control the class
> I autistically shout "she looks upset, let's cum her dick"
> cum. her. dick.
the laughter still tears me up.
>>25157678
another.
> again, around 12-13 years old
> at the front of the class giving a presentation about some fucking insect that we got assigned with
> I was kind of the class clown - probably only really to myself (I did stupid shit and people laughed), also really unaware of the real reality of what was going on around me
> didn't feel nervous but laughing hysterically probably due to a defence mechanism for anxiety
> laugh so hard that mucus shoots out of my nose and all down my face
> run
I guess reality finally caught up to me and now I'm an anxious wreck.
>>25157678
>>25157708
I am monitoring this thread please post more
>>25157713
try and keep it going whilst I think of some more, you must have had some embarrassing moments
My life is one big cringe story, good thing I repress the memories
Take that
>>25157766
this is the problem, it's hard to remember them thanks to repression
>>25157708
> 17
> try be normie by going to a party my best friend was invited to and forced me to go along
> I was that quiet kid that played pokemon in the corner during recess
> go to this party
> under the radar
> eventually things go my way and I'm talking to people
> go to the toilet
> bladder shy as fuck
> sit down to help the stream
> put toilet paper on the seat because fuck not doing that
> walk out feeling relieved
> people laugh
> look down and tissue is hanging out of my trousers
> go red as a rare pepe
> leave shortly after
> see pic related
> it's just you replying to yourself in a thread that suits replying to yourself (wallpaper thread or some shit you know what fuck this I only tried to make a post and now it's gone on for too long to be funny.
>>25157879
I even forgot the pic
I've done too many drugs to remember all the cingey embarrassing shit I've done
>middle school
>art class
>make clay gernade
>it breaks
>i fall to the ground crying and drooling
>>25157678
Why did you say that?
Freudin slip?
I went on /r9k/ once.
I can't be the only one who accidentally called their teacher "mom" at least once, right?
>>25157671
>go in a thread
>ask a question to an anon
>notice a type
>flip out and leave the thread
I was racking my brain for a story to add to the thread, then remember
>be 18 yo me
>had one normie friend and one half friend (friends gf) who I drank with every weekend
>had been down with the flu for a few days, feeling better by friday
>decide to go over and get drunk again
>he decides to have a party at his mom's place, she was a drunk who would party with us
>had traded a pinch of my weed to burnout from high school for 3 1mg klonopin
>save them to take right before party
>take kpins, start drinking 2 hrs later
>feel the familiar flu-shit feeling comin and pressing against my anus
>am already drunk and benzoed out
>relieve tension in stomach by releasing my clenched as whole
>could feel myself shitting but don't give two fucks
>apparently there was a lot of it
>sit on some random guys lap who was sitting in the living room
>he pushes me off him and starts yelling because there is a set green/yellow stain all over his lap
>punches me, i fall down and people start gathering
>everyone is pointing and laughing at me
>so drunk and high I still don't care
>look down and the insides of my pantlegs are dark green
>some part of my realized there was shit going down and I go out to my car to drive home and get out of thrre
>cold as fuck outside but don't care
>shitty ass freezes to the leather seat
>swerving around crying while having a cig and scratching my ass... Inside my pants
>wiping my eyes with shitty hand
>drive into parked car on the street
>pass out in drivers seat, woken at ~2am by guy trying to ask me shit
>tell him to fuck off, he opens door and outs me in his car
>still fucked up so I pass out again
>wake up in drunk tank next day with DUI charges and a mess of others
>get done with the processing bullshit, go on Facebook and see pics of me on the kitchen floor with shit running out of my legs
And that is why I had to move to relatives in North Dakota and have stayed here to this day
>this will never leave my mind now
>>25159735
Atleast you could move away, it's like a fresh start.
>middle school
>see my friend at a lunch table, so I walk over
>apparently it was this B tier Stacey's birthday table, and I wasn't on the list
>really tall A+ Stacy tells me "bounce, anon, or I'll bounce you"
>:( she was usually so smart and thoughtful too
>I walk away in silence, have autistic fantasy of skating off thru the cafeteria like a badass (I don't have a skateboard)
kinda hot 3bh and I've always been into femdom, but I wasn't comfortable enough with myself until I was fully grown so I never got that true giantess experience (I'm 5'9 155 lb now)
If I saw pic related again now that we're both 19 I would go for it
Fuck hHh
>Be 11 years old
>Have speech impediment where I couldn't pronounce Rs or Ls. 'Rabbit' came out as 'Wabbit', 'Rain' came out as 'Wain', etc.
>We're doing an assignment in class in pairs where we have to write about earth cycles or someshit
>I'm paired up with this stupid black kid
>Everyone has to go around the room reading their partners reports out loud
>I start reading the dumb black kids report
>It says something like "The Rock cycle that breaks up the rocks is made from the sky"
>Everyone starts laughing
>I laugh too, because I think they are laughing about how incorrect his report is
>I repeat "The cycle that breaks up the rocks comes from the sky"
>More laughter
>Don't think anything of it, rest of the day moves as normal
>At the end of the day the teacher pulls me aside and says the class was laughing at me, because due to my speech impediment, it sounded like i was saying "The Psycho that breaks up the rocks .." and not "The Cycle that breaks up the rocks"
Thankfully I had my speech impediment sorted out in the next couple years, and nobody can tell now. I feel so bad for the poor people who still suffer from stuttering or other speech impediments at my age. It's the worst, I hated it so fucking much. It makes you the fool.
