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most of my life no tail
>live in a small town
>everyone in highschool is already hitched up or is dating older dudes (23 when 16 and waiting till 17 to lose it to them)
>go to first college, sausage fest tech school
>it was so bad some dude fucked a chick and someone was in line to cuddle with her minutes after
>left after 1.5 years
>go to new school, everyone is strange there
>every girl is either hung up about some dude at home or
wants a fab femmy bishonen even the less desirable ones
> got to 3rd base with one girl, but she was possessive and often told me I was below her
she wanted to keep me around her all the time though
>dropped her and she flunked out shortly after
>tried to go out with several bitches, but it was always something that prevented me from dating them
>one girl was adamant about partner having the same tastes in music
>another only wanted a bishonen
>one girl said I was too outgoing
>one wanted someone who lived close to her family home
>another wanted someone who was roughly the same height has her
the list went on
>stopped trying 6 months till graduation and focused on my port
>best in class

>after graduation things seemed more dour
>moved back to my home town and got a good job
>everyone from my graduating class has kids out of wedlock
>no dating prospects
>meet newcomers and people from adjacent towns, they are all drug users and/or alcoholics

>a few years pass

> turn 27
>finally got to where I need to be in life
>move to a new
>dream job
>go to class reunion
>every girl is married or has kids out of wedlock
>they all look the same as they wedhough
>in my current city everyone has kids or in a relationship.

i just can't win.

Anyone else have a similar problem?