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ITT: times you could have gotten laid if not for the fact that you're a massive autist
>at uni
>qt in my intro to stats class
>she sits next to me, think nothing of it
>she starts trying to ask me stupid questions about myself, always give vague answers because I hate talking about myself
>entire semester goes by in a similar manner
>last day of class she asks me if I want to go drinking with her
>tell her that I don't drink
>visible look of disappointment on her face
>never see her again
>>25156114
I hope you learned your lesson and started drinking and doing drugs like a normal person.
>>25156114
I will never understand how someone can be such a retard. I mean I'm as robotic and terrified of girls as they come but even I could get one if she came onto me and asked me out.
>first day of 6th grade
>girl keeps looking back at me
>follows me out of class and chats me up on the way to other classes
>sits next to me for the last three classes
>tells me one day she likes me
>10th grade
>friend introduces qt to group
>get along, she gives me a lot of attention
>laughs at all my jokes
>invites me over to her house on numerous occasions but always decline
>straight up tells me she would fuck me
>both mutually like eachother but I never make a move
>friends constantly urge me to do something
>one day she rubs on my inner thighs in class
>offers me to squeeze and feel up on her tits
>asks me out
>"maybe"
>later confronts me on why am I not going through with anything
>waste my time playing shitty videogames when I could of gotten pussy or at the least socialized with a girl outside of school
lmao
Friendly reminder if you're tall and white like OP that you're not a robot and need to get out
I'm not sure if this post is a troll or not, but its the first time my jimmies have been rustled in a while
>>25156244
It's difficult when you are a virgin, or if you had bad experiences. But I agree with you, if you like the girl nothing should stop you.
>>25156188
I didn't, as I still do neither
I sperged the shit a lot of times, but the worst of them was this:
>some summer in some friend house
>been drinking and hanging arround
>all males
>comes my brother with 2 girls, one he fucks one available
>qt 8/10, the one of my brother surprised me to be a 6/10
>the enter at the house
>silence that frost the air and she sits just in front of me
>i just was drinking beer and playng guitar but i start to see that she looks at me like "do something"
>mfw i start to feel uncomfy
>mfw friends start to flirt but she just rejec them all
>i starting to think that she wants something with me
>start to talk a bit but i was high so i sperged the shit
>friend take her to the balcony and kisses her
>mfw
>time passes and i cant believed that i sperged the things like that, i can remember the pain and how bad i felt i didnt even sleep all night
>decided to take back my honor
>take my brothers phone, calls her, tells her to do something with her next day
>mfw she says yes
>hollyfuckingshit.jpg
>meet with the other roasti and a friend, started to flirt, kissed her and take her to my kitchen and finaly fuck her doggy style
>tfw the other bitch rejected my friend and he got naked in a killing rage to hear me fucking
>time pass and they go away, never saw her again
>i lay in my bed so happy that i could do it right familios
i never ever feelt so bad and so good in my whole fucking life
>>25156598
Same thing happened to me, but I was too destroyed after she blew some guy I knew that I never talked to her again.
>>25156598
This is new levels of shitposting, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>25156797
what? im not the kind of guy that fucks girls in one night, i like to do some job, not so quick, and when oportunity comes you sperg it or take it, i was just lucky to do both
>>25156734
yes i was in rage, but i asked her if she fucked him and she says "hell no" my friend have gino, shitskin and they been in the room for 5 mins, he say he fucks her, i think he was liyng anyways, he do that kind of things anyways
This is embarrassing, but whatever:
>Summer 3 years ago
>enjoying being an innocent 15 y/o
>visiting my cousin home, she was with a friend
>we play in the pool and all that, we connect a lot for a beta kid and a girl he just met
>we go inside to watch a movie
>on my cousin's bedroom, all lights out
>she plays the movie and tells us some shitty excuse to leave
>I spent the next 90 minutes on a dark room with a teen qt, just chatting and watching memes on my phone
It was only a few years later that I realised how autistic I am and how much I deserved not getting that qt
2 year mutual crush ended predictably. Here was the worst imo:
>at qt's house, buying weed because she was my dealer
>also there because major crush on her etc.
>mutual friend was there randomly, but I've suspected that he was being a wingman or something because I had been very dense in the past
>she wore a small black dress and ostensibly no underwear, even basically bent over in front of me but I pretended not to notice
>we start to watch a movie; mutual friend is sitting next to her on a two-seater and I'm on the floor
>he keeps asking questions and making comments and she's mostly ignoring him
>eventually takes hint and leaves, but winks at me on the way out
>think nothing of it and continue to sit on floor
>she opens up and starts asking me a bunch of shit about the movie just to make conversation, such as asking whether or not one of the characters 'likes' another one
>trying to find the courage to get off the floor and sit next to her
>after ten minutes of us being alone her roomie shows up with his brother and they watch the rest of the movie with us
>get up at the end and profess how I should've sat on the couch while I had the chance, she agrees awkwardly
>>25156244
who says she asked him out?
>>25156244
OP here, honestly I had no idea that she liked me. and if anything I found it annoying that she kept trying to talk to me
>>25156114
>with girl in her room
>making out, grabbing her ass
>she's feeling my cock and starts unziping my jeans
>think that she is ugly
>make some bullshit excuse and gtfo
>weeks later she keeps sending me messages, asking me when am I going to visit her again
>I just stop responding
>>25156188
>drinking and doing drugs like a normal person.
this statement is contradictory
>>25157620
Not him, but come on m8
>Implying caffeine and nicotine aren't drugs
>Implying alcohol isn't a drug
Outside of religious communities basically everyone does drugs. And from what I've seen of Christians where I live they basically all drink as well.
>>25156356
why would you think OP is tall and white? he didn't explicitly state anything like that
>third year in college
>taking a statistics class
>some pretty girl that is in my class and I have afew mutual friends
>Its an 8Am an I always go get food from the dining hall first
>its always empty except for her and her friends, me, and afew other people
>She invites me to sit with her because i have a shyness that is criminally vulgar and would not want to impose or force my presence on them as I feel I always bring down the mood
>always sit with her and her friends and quietly eat my breakfast
>she always makes an effort to talk to me(i think either out of pity or out of sadism to watch me squirm )
>she always has on what appeared to me to be the most fake smile and the most nefarious giggle when we conversed(I suspected she was attempting to subtly mock me)
>end of semester finals time rolls around
>Im autistic and good at math so she tells me we should study together
>I try to avoid it so I dont seem desperate
>she insists takes my number and invites me, I am sure to seem reluctant so I do not seem desperate
>show up at her room at the agreed upon time
>she is wearing really short tight booty short/pajama things
>she starts cuddling up next to me >mfw
>eventually she is sitting in my lap wiggling around I can literally feel the heat from of her banana hole
>im in a full blown panic at this point
>she says something about me being comfy and does a 100% evil and knowing laugh, and puts on some fake smile, that triggers my insincere senses
>something is wrong here but I cant put my finger on it
>realize that she must have friends hiding in her closet that want me to make a move so they jump can laugh at me and she would say something like "haha did you really think you could hook up with me wierdo get the fuck out!" and then beat me up and dump milk on me or something
>tell her I gotta run to the bathroom
>run, literally ran, back to my dorm chainsmoke a half pack and go to bed
>her friend tells me later that she cried after this
>dont talk to her ever again
>>25157748
I've read this exact same greentext before and yet I cried just as hard as the first time I read it
>>25157748
Fuck yeah, you struck a critical hit on that roasties self esteem.
I bet she had to get railed by some strangers in a pub to bring it back up and feel desirable again.
>be me 2 weeks ago
>go drinking with 3 friends
>one of the brings his girlfriend
>she brings 3 friends 6 out of 10 to 8 out of 10
>later sit next to the best one
>was pretty drunk so i didnt noticed that she was interessted
>later see on pics that she put her legs on me and stared at me like im the center of the universe... in a cute way.
>next day friend shows me a voicemail from her
>she says shes really interested in me but is not sure im too
>write with her every day until last saturday
>ive actually got the curage to be more straight forward
>works really well
>now last saturday
> we are on a birthday party
>shes speaking danish with a friend and dont know some of us can understand her.
>she says she met her perfect chad on a party on friday
>it doesnt feel as i thought because i only knew her 2 weeks, still pretty bad though, but it really fucks with me that i finally had a perfect opportunity but didnt made it
>everyone their know about everythning so i can show that im sad
>litreally screamed with every song whiel we were driving back
>actually gets pretty fun to act like an idiot with friends on will but now i can tell anyone because dont want to destroy the perfect illusion.
lol I'm hoping to see a post here from the guy I had a crush on all semester.
>>25157748
>Girl shows clear interest
>Assume the worst
I know that feel too well.
>>25156114
I actually enjoy it to reject girls.
Do not have the opportunities anymore, but a mixture of me being a coward and enjoying to see a girl upset over rejection always made me act the same in those situations.
It literally only took one question or remark which could be interpreted as interesst and I completely close up and bail.
>qt back in school starts to get all giggly and touchy feely with me
>stabs me in my side over some remark of mine
>grab her hand and twist it
>never touched me again
>at some party and some qt is coming onto me, even pulled me to dancing at some point
>hugs me and tells me I smell good
>everything flares up and I just fuck off after awkwardly getting out of her grip
>some damaged goods girl at anpther party tells me about her psychological problems
>instant red flag anyway, really did not care
>tell her that she needs to grow up and that she does not know shit about mental suffering im drunken rage
>got friendly with a chubby qt in uni
>one day I am really stressed out in my assignments
>go to eat im cafeteria and she is already sitting there
>our eyes meet and she smiles and waves at me
>just think "not today" ,spin on my heels and go to some secluded place
>some girl I barely know in school always hugged me as a greeting for some reason
>it really weirded me out and one day I just refuse to comply
>she instantly slaps me across my face
Sometimes I feel sorry for them having to endure my Assburgers, but I just cant help myself. I am not even mysoginistic, I actually really like talking to women.
>>25157020
>watching memes on my phone
Seriously dude?
You guys are fucking shit
> be 19
> get drunk( but not too much)
> go with friends to one their friends house ( which happens to be a girl)
> she starts immediately talking to me
> she says I can sleep on her bed
> several hours later everyone is even drinker
> I'm lying on the floor
> she tries to pull me up
> starts touching my hair and looking at my eyes
> I just stay there like a retard and do nothing
> awkward.jpg
> still she leads me to her bed
> I do nothing again.. Now I'm too drunk
Tfw the drunk part is probably just a cover up for my autism
>>25158340
You are a beautiful person.
>hanged out with a group of girls who played videogames because im pathetic
>asked one of these girls to be my gf
>she said "not now"
>school prom is approaching
>she asks "are you going"
>i say "no"
i could have probably gotten laid if i went to prom
feels good man
>>25157526
You did the right thing man. Never lower your standards for uglies just because you can't attract cuties.
Better to stay virgin tbqh.
>>25157526
fuck dude you're me, I'm a failed normie shit I've had different girls in my room even touched them but I would always pussy out cause I truly believed sex should be with someone you love fuck I'm such a faggot
>>25156114
I think it's really fucking gay how the same threads that show up here show up on /fit/ too.
FYI lifting won't get you a gf, ever.
>>25156322
>times you could have gotten laid
>6th grade
you wot
>>25158262
Couldn't you just greentext your half of the story?
>>25158559
>asked one of these girls to be my gf
>she said "not now"
>>25158625
Spoken like a true virgin faggot
>Workmates set me up with a girl that also works there
>She's like those girls that used to be fat, lost the extra weight but somehow kept the huge tits and ass
>Seriously, that ass
>Her face is kinda "meh" though. Not ugly but nothing to brag about either
>She was really into it
>I got nervous because i have zero experience with girls and she's kind of a slut, so i start making excuses
>She starts texting me everyday, always asking me to hang out with her, grab some drinks, etc.
>I keep making excuses
>She eventually gives up and everyone at work now thinks im gay
I've got a couple now that I think about it.
>Be me chilling alone at a table at school
>Cutie girl suddenly walks up to me
>"Hey there anon"
>Have literally no idea who she is or how she knew my name
>spergmode activates
>"Who the fuck are you?"
>She looks sad and just walks away
I still have no idea how she knew my name or what she wanted.
>>25158570
>>25158611
I don't know guys. It's not the only time something like that has happened to me... I'm starting to feel like I'm just cucking myself.
>>25158559
>tfw went to prom and still didn't get laid
>tfw looking back and realized that she definitely wanted the D
>>25158625
Why does it bother you so much?
>>25158202
you are so autistic it hurts
>>25158625
>implying lifting won't get me a gf
>>25158611
Nah dude, i'm not the guy you're quoting, I'm a virgin and could have been laid a couple of timesl times, but I also believe in the same cheesy shit you do, never give that up, when the day comes you'll know you took the hard path.
>>25158908
>implying this day will ever come
just give up mang. You'll be happier after you accepted it.
>>25158559
Reminds me of my senior year.
>walking to assembly or something
>cutie who I had talked to a bit before walks up to me
>Anon, I didn't see you at prom
>Yeah, I didn't go; no date
>Aww, I wish I knew. I would've gone with you
>Autism peaking at this point, I say "uh-huh" before ducking off into the bathroom
two years later, I ran into her through mutual friends. I'm pretty sure she was into me. Unfortunately, I was dating the girl of my dreams at the time (who proceeded to break up with me the next day.)
>>25158985
No I will not, I will never give up it its the choice I made, and its not like I'm actively trying to get laid, I just go on a day at a time doing my usual shit, I'm not desperate. I just really believe in love.
>ib4 normie or tip fedora or some other shit
>>25158521
Not gonna lie, you saying that felt pretty good.
>>25159037
I do the exact same. I just gave up in believing someone will ever fall in love with me. And tbqh it feels much better. >tfw no gf feels are completely gone.
Just give up hope mang. Nothing will happen to you when you just do your daily routine and do nothing. Women definetely won't come to you. Make peace with yourself and focus on the things you actually like.
>>25158763
Here's another.
>Be me at normie party for once
>End up alone in a room with a girl
>She suddenly starts going through the drawers in the room
>Ask her what the fuck she's doing
>She gets all giggly and says that she's looking for condoms
>Tell her that she's really rude for going through other peoples stuff and leave
>tfw I realised months later how retarded I am
>>25159206
>Tell her that she's really rude for going through other peoples stuff and leave
fucking kek mate, fucking kek.
>girl at bar approaches me
>says i look like mix of jack barrakat and oli sykes (sp?)
>stare at her
>"what?"
>"theyre in cool bands"
>shes sitting next to me at this point
>"oh.. thanks."
>she fucks off
>my friend berates me
>look them up later
>faggots
it's worse when i play music because i don't know how to talk to people. i just go to play but always get caught talking. i get more nervous about being at the venue than actually being on stage.
>>25159206
>Tell her that she's really rude for going through other peoples stuff and leave
Holy fuck I'm dying
Basically my entire high school life. I never got laid and destroyed girls self esteem accidentatly in the process.
>>25159197
But woman do come to me, they don't flock of course but I've had a handful shown interest in me, I just never really felt attracted to them and I wanna avoid fucking a girl it if its outside of a relationship, (unless I really liked them, which in the previous cases i didn't)
The problem comes down to: The girls who like me I do not like, and the girls I like do not like me.
One day it'll happen though, and if it doesn't I'll be ok alone, knowing I did what I wanted.
>>25156114
>lost v card to some crazy ginger
>she tells all my m8s i have a big dick
>at a house party with them
>just me and another girl in the kitchen
>"i know you have a big cock" and "make a move" - she literally says these things
>end up sitting in the kitchen for about an hour having boring small talk then she says "i think im gonna go to bed"
lol
im not even mad, i just find it funny now.
>>25159259
Kek dodged a bullet mate, she was emo as fuck
>>25159270
>One day it'll happen though, and if it doesn't I'll be ok alone, knowing I did what I wanted.
That's totally fine mate. Nothing wrong with it.
Just saying that giving up hope for it to happen may be relieving.
It is happens to me SOMEHOW, it's cool, but I just dont expect it to happen, ever.
>>25159323
Ok mate I understand your point of view, I wish both of us can live a good life.
>>25159287
emo babes can be cute but i could just feel the emotional instability emanating from her.
it was just notable because it was the first time a girl has come up to me out of absolute nowhere. so that was cool i guess.
>>25159448
Emo girls are good for casual sex, most of them are pretty easy, but for anything more than that you should run away as fast as you can.fuck.
>>25156322
I fucking hate you
People would kill for those opportunities
I get laid all the time now. I used to sperg out all the time and realized I wasn't as pathetic as a lot of robots here. I still am though. I am slowly ascending to Chad status but man am I autistic.
Here's the last /cringe/ I did.
>be lifting pusi weight at hotel gym
>alone in gym except for this butterface MILF with a rockin body
>go drink water near her
>think of asking her condidently what she thinks of guys staring
>think its a good idea
>she starts stretching
>keep drinking
>she is in crazy yoga position that shows off her huge chest and juicy booty
>keep drinking
>she starts stretching normal toe touching now
>pounce on da pusi
>"Excu- uh Exscu uh..."
>heart is pounding in my throat
>"excuse me uh ma'am"
>she looks at her phone
>"do you mind if I ask you something?"
>she pretends to look for something important on her phone
>she's cycling through two pictures of christmas trees
>does she even know I'm here?
>"excu -uh aum excu"
>she's waiting for me to leave
>walk away and go back to lifting pusi weight
>>25158340
A Chad would have fucked every single one of those girls. And then stopped talking to them.
You really think you did that much damage? That's pleb tier.
>>25159484
sounds like this comes from personal experience hueheueh.
>>25158853
Why?
Seriously what did he do?
>>25156114
>at uni
>big party weekend on campus
>girl i know kind of well asks me to keep her company over the weekend
>her friends are studying abroad and shes lonely
>solid 8/10 qt skinny blonde white girl, no tits but big tasty ass
>we go to concert together
>smoke weed
>drink
>i try to be subtle about hitting on her
>too subtle, ie dont hit on her at all because autism
>"goodnight anon"
>"g-goodnight mlady"
>fap myself to sleep thinking about her ass
>>25159206
Here's the last one that I can think of.
>Be me on my way home from a friend at night
>Walk into girl from school who's quite drunk
>Make small talk for a while
>She asks if I've been drinking
>I hadn't, but I thought I should try to be funny
>"Yeah totally, I'm so drunk that I don't even know where I live"
>She did not respond like I thought she would
>"Aww, you can sleep at my place if you like"
>Tell her I'll find my way somehow and walk off
Waking up next day was not fun.
>>25159606
>giving them the D
>literally giving them what they wanted
>this somehow hurts the more then NOT giving them the D
>>25156114
>college freshman
>kiss girl at party
>girl invites me over to watch movie in her room alone
> says WE should sit in her orb-shaped chair thing
> kinda small tho.jpeg
> "uh-okay"
> she sit in my lap
> watch entire movie without making a move
> 2 hrs on my lap
> she is suddenly tired
> uh-uh okay g-g-g-g-goodnight
cry myself to sleep for a year
>>25159726
They give the pussy. You give the commitment.
Unless you are Ryan Gosling tier, they were looking for the commitment
>>25158262
yoo i wanna know your side of the story
These threads always make me feel even worse than usual because I've never had ANY experiences like that and no girl has ever shown interest in me whatsoever. Fuck.
>>25159758
But she literally didn't want commitment
Is anyone here in the same situation as me, as in they don't have a story to post at all? Seriously I would post a fucking story if I had one.
Im sitting here reading all these stories from people and it's bringing me to the verge of tears.
>meet cute girl at a party
>we go upstairs both really drunk
>i start groping her small tits
>work my way down and I'm feeling her great ass
>she just starts crying slightly for no reason
>pretend it's not happening
>take her pants off, stick my hand in her underwear and start playing with her dick which starts to get hard in my hand
>she's starting to cry harder
>eventually she's bawling and says something about her dad or how her parents would be ashamed of her or something
>runs out the room
>never see her again
>>25159732
Did you have an erection? Did she notice, if so?
i'm confident this was a good move and it was the girl being a dip but I still got embarassed
>go to tutoring center for maths
>qt takes a liking to me
>asks me a lot of questions and starts calling me "babe" exclusively but plays it off as playfully
>nudges me a lot and when I'm having a bad day (not too often actually) makes an effort to make me smile
>ask her to help me integrate this function
>its my phone number written in math
>she freaks out and yells "IS THAT THE AREA CODE FOR A PHONE NUMBER? Are you JOKING?"
>"uh no"
>blank stare
>"i mean YEAH, I could have just put my birthdate in there and gotten the same because of properties of integrals"
>we both fake laugh
>people are staring at us
>pack my shit up and leave
>never see her again
>>25159838
I'd love to be in your situation. Being an autistic """Chad""" is its own type of hell
>>25156114
But maybe we could do something else is what I'm hoping you said.
>>25157526
this
if i wanted to fuck i could but the girl available is ugly as fuck
>>25159531
I wouldn't. If think she was sketchy as fuck, but then again it's the best I'd ever do.
Sad.
>>25159844
Yeah it's just you, everyone here is a normie who has at least one greentext story of how they got wasted and had epic banter.
Get on my fucking level, robots.
>be 18, virgin, first semester of college living at dorms
>one of my classes is this one alternative looking chick with dark hair
>sit close to her first day, start chatting
>she sits next to me everyday and talks to me a lot
>somehow I think she suggested we get coffee, so after her obvious hinting I asked her to go
>go get coffee, she's obviously flirting with me but I'm too autistic/pussy to do anything
>leave after talking for a bit, walking back towards campus area
>theres an intersection where she has to go a different way to get to her dorm
>she literally says directly to me "you know, I just have sex with my guy friends, its no big deal"
>freeze up inside, don't know what to do
>just say "o-ok hehe cool", then we both walk different ways to each of our dorm rooms
I at least lost my virginity a month or so after that, but to a girl not anywhere as attractive as her. Theres also a 2nd part of the story
>2 months after initial story
>somehow still talking to me in class for some reason trying to hint at me to have sex with her
>finally get courage, invite her to my dorm to watch movie
>both laying on the bed watching a movie
>instead of making a move, which she obviously wanted me to do, just sit there and watch the movie, not even trying to do anything
JUST
>>25159913
Really? Why? Please elaborate, because I guaratee you that feeling completely unwanted and unlovable like I do is pretty fucking bad.
>>25159838
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. It's easier to miss at first and sperg out causing embarassment but its easier than ever now because you have all of our failures to learn from and you have tinder to try this out on. Creeps and uglies and NonChads get laid, why can't your autismal ass not? You just have to be willing to deal with the consequences of autismo collateral which is the hardest part that ain't got shit on the times shit actuall works.
>>25160023
I've never had a girl show interest in me like that. How is knowing you have been the object of desire at some point a bad thing? And then you found another girl to have sex with so who cares?
Time to go, normie.
I had horrible acne until I was 20 so I've never had any kind of female attention and at 26 am still struggling to adjust to everyday life due to how it crushed all of my confidence and social skills forever
Check your privilege, shitlords. Just having a girl even want to look at you is something I've not had at all
>>25160076
most of these stories are humble brags
>>25160045
God damned normies get the fuck out of my board god damn your heads are all so god damned empty yet all you do is just talky and talk and not shut the fuck up
>>25160076
It's not really all its cracked up to be, I guess its alright but pretty miserable knowing the chance was there right in front of you and you blew it. At the time I honestly had no idea what to do, I had so much fucking anxiety over how to go about trying to have sex, and definitely had a few awkward experiences when I first did have sex the first few times.
I'm pretty much the epitome of a failed normie, had one gf for 2 years and ended up getting cucked, had sex with a few other girls who weren't too attractive. Haven't been laid more than twice in the last 2 1/2 years. Went bald pretty much and now there are girls that kind of get attracted to me until they figure out the extent of my balding/what a sperg I am. It's all very depressing.
Some of you niggas are truly some pathetic bitches. Just get the pussy, you're not ugly at all.
>be me 26 kv
>been going to gym for years
>Finally where I want to be, feeling good
>sexy physical trainer talks to me after years of just nods
>shitting bricks.jpg
>ask me if I wanted to make some money
>I guess so ma'am
>invites me to help with a toy party (like a Tupperware party for sex toys)
>don't know what it is
>skip 3 days, go to ghetto Apts
>walk into a room full of strippers/hookers and one other random dude from the gym
>he has his shirt off
>LITERALLY shaking in my boots
>PT asks me to take my shirt off
>I can't do it
>that's OK anon grab that box and let's work
>she starts going through her speel
>I handed her the item, she gives it to random to show it around
>after her little sells pitch everybody starts drinking
>hoes playing with the merch, talking dirty, getting handsie
>I sperg in the corner until I see random and a chick go into a back room
>now all the attention is on me
>they realize I'm shy and fuck with me even more
>one takes my shirt off, one grabbed my turtling dick
>grab my shirt back, stiff arm a chick, run out the door
>never get paid, never went back to that gym, haven't talked to a girl since
>>25159871
degenerate faggot
original
>>25160164
>girls that kind of get attracted to me until they figure out ... what a sperg I am
Fuck this. When a girls eyes light up like a kid on christmas on seeing you and she drops her spaghetti trying to talk with you, only for you to stand there with your statuesque beauty, robotic voice and succinct responses. The light slowly fades from her eyes as she realises you're a social retard and being fit, 6'4, chiseled and generally physically delicious means nothing.
Then she leaves the area, covering her tracks with "It was nice talking to you anyway..."
You walk home. You pass a Macdonalds and see an acne ridden, bespectacled fat manlet in a trilby wearing a fur tail. He has a girlfriend, she's not really that bad looking. You see a fashion victim: sleeve tatts, beard, think nerd spectacles, flannel shirt, ear gauges...a shameful copypasta; he's walking hand in hand with a woman you'd marry in a heartbeat.
You go into a store to grab a banana or something. The cashier is stunningly pretty. You can't differentiate between friendliness and flirting and you think about her for the rest of the walk home.
At least if I was hopelessly fat, short and ugly I could go full hermit, upgrade my PC to NASA levels and just do my own thing without any guilt or shame.
>>25159547
>I wasn't as pathetic as a lot of robots here
>"excu -uh aum excu"
>"Excu- uh Exscu uh..."
>>25156114
>at uni
>qt in my intro bio class, sitting to my left
>she sits next to me, think nothing of it
>I say hi, what's your name? etc.
>she responds and we talk a little bit
>I say I'm tired bc I got no sleep for past 40 hrs since I procrastinated on my take-home midterm for some math class
>she says "Aw, poor Anon!"
>I say "Yea. Well, wut do."
>my left arm and her right arm are touching on the adjacent armrests of our respective chairs
>I switch my sitting position and move my arm away bc I have trouble sitting still and need to move at least every few mins to avoid deadleg and falling asleep in this boring lecture
>she straight up grabs my left arm, places it back on the armrest touching her right arm, stares me dead in the eye and gives me the most /devilish/ grin
>she says "Hey Anon, you seem tired."
>I say "Yeah, I am."
>she says "Anon, just ditch lecture yo. Let's go outside and take a nap on a hammock. What say you?"
>I say nothing, terrified
>wtf she must be shitting me
>no way in hell a grill this qt3.14 actually wants to cuddle up and take a nap with me
>decide she's probs joshing me
>I say "Nah, I'm gud. Thanks for the offer tho."
>later that night, in my bro's dorm
>bro says "Hoary chet I was pulling for you. I sat right next to you and I saw it all go down. Fuck! Anon, you dumb motherfucker!"
>bro smacks me upside the back of my head
>I deserved that.jpg
>>25159883
I hate it when you come up with some clever or puzzly shit but it doesn't work because they can't be bothered to put an ounce of effort.
>>25160483JUST!?1?!!?1
>>25156114
Oh boy. I'm attractive and in great shape but also have a chronic ED. I've probably got more than dozen stories (so basically my whole life) that would fit in this thread but I don't wanna relive the painful memories. Three most recent:
>meet a girl at a concert
>we make out, end up fingering her
>decide to meet once more at home since my parents are gone for the weekend (yeah I'm fucking 23 yr old too)
>give her oral, she already starts talking how I'll be her second and that we should go to my room
>say that I'm hungry and my friends are already waiting for me downtown and I have to go
>she leaves confused
>meet a foreign girl on vacation, we make out the same evening
>decide we're gonna meet up for drinks next day
>we end up on the beach, she wants me to fuck her but notices somethings wrong down there and starts giving me a blowjob
>surprise, nothing fucking happens
>considering suicide on my way home
>this milf in the bar tells me she thinks I'm hot moments after we'd met
>she's also married but hubby is god knows where
>dreamed of this when I was younger
>we go to a dance club, end up grinding, groping, the usual stuff
>she grabs my ass, places hand near my crotch obviously noticing I wasn't even remotely hard
>"are you okay?"
>say I gotta go to the bathroom, get the hell out of there instead embarrassed
I've started rejecting girls or just stopping all contact before things can escalate to save everyone the trouble. Been considering visiting a therapist but I get horrible anxiety when it comes to phone calls so I haven't got to it yet. Besides I can't imagine saying things like this to a female shrink. A year ago my mom actually scheduled an appointment for me for different reasons (depression) but I didn't go.
>>25158262
Chads don't post here, whore
Anyway, I still don't know about this one
>1st year uni
>live in dorms
>friends get to know couple of girls in some other room, we go to play cards and drink beers there
>one 6-7/10 is a bitch, throwing shittests left and right
>don't think anything of it, put her in her place
>tfw she becomes nice af next time we meet
>friend tells me she's been asking questions about me like "does anon have a gf? Why not?"
>think nothing of it
>semester nearing end, still meet up couple times a week to kill time (always with friend of mine)
>roastie whore seems to act flirty, but dismiss this as delusion seeing as I am still khv and unattractive.
>roastie whore gets my phone number from my friend, calls me to come up play cards
>tell her I'm busy
>next time we meet still flirty
>literally last weeks of semester, grill starts whining about how she is failing amd whatnot, asks for help
>I'm going to concert where my mate is playing, suggest she come with. She does. Doesn't seem overly interested. Figure she thinks she is seducing me into helping her.
>Return to dorms, go to watch movie with friend. Roastie keeps asking for help. Get annoyed, go to her room. She's playing the clueless victim, trying to get me do her homework. Give her some advice and a hug, then gtfo because movie.
>Avoid contact for a few days, until she comes down to my room in the last week of semester asking for a smoke. >Whatever, go for a smoke, bitch still asking for help but I have my own assignments
>finish assignment, strike up convo on fb, somehow leads to her saying I broke her heart
>issheactuallyinterested?.jpg
>tell her I'll go cheer her up then
>go to her room, sit down next to her in bed, kinda cuddle up. Bitch is still talking about how horribly she is doing in school and how sad she is. Mentions how she got some fool to do a bunch of her drawings for a bag of tea or whatnot.
Cont.
>girl calls me over
>she probably would of fucked me
>midnight run
>girl ask me where to go
>she says that she just came from a male strip club
>asks me if she could tell me where some street is
>ask me if I want to get in the car
>say no and continue running
now that i think about she could of fucked me or killed me
>working
>girl comes in
>says how cute I am
>tells me she's staying in the city for a while
>okay.png
>tells me to hang out after work
>gives me her phone number
>never called her
Once I did try to get laid however bitch didn't want it
Sneak out of school with oneitis ask her to come to my house, half way there when she grabs my shoulder and says she's afraid that the cops will get her. Wtf? explain to her that everything will be okay. she doesn't listen and goes back. I continue walking home
Now that I think about it, I could have gotten laid if she said yes, and she was probably thinking we were headed home for that purpose and that's why she went back. I just wanted to play vidya desu senpai
>>25160568
Are you on some kind of medication or what? Watching porn all the time makes you limp for the real thing too, happens to husbands all the time. You can either change your ways or just get boner pills from the doc.
>>25160568
just get caverject or cialis dude lmao
>>25156114
Never
You won't get laid ever either with that attitude robot
>>25160609
Cont.
>Says she told the other guy not to expect anything sexual since "she already has a guy"
>whatthefuck.dwg
>Confused by this, seeing as as far as I know she is single, plus she has been quite flirty. Also we are lying down and cuddled up. Don't ask anything more, say I have to get back to my room as my roommates are going to sleep.
>Roastie says "so you are not going to cheer me up"
>Don't know what the implication is in this case and say I don't have time. Leave.
>Receive message on facebook saying "you're breaking my heart". Tell her to go to sleep and chill. "Hard to sleep alone"
>Still not sure whether trying to guilt me into doing her homework or what
>next day, messages me about some physics tasks she will be having in a test
>relatively simple, decide to help her as she asked nicely. Send the equations she needs and a short explanation of how to solve
>sends me a pic from actual test, asks me to solve.
>tell her that what I sent already is sufficient, she has to do it herself.
>later, evening, go out for smoke and meet roastie
>asks me to join her, that she is studying alone in room
>say I might
>don't. Instead go for beer a bit later. She calls, finds out I am going to the store and tries to make me her pack mule. I say I can wait for her but I won't be carrying orders
>joins me, going to store. Makes some comment about how she is wearing the leggings and how she hopes I'm not shy.
>reply that her ass probably looks nice in them
>"if my ass looked nice I wouldn't have to hang out with you"
Cont
>>25160736
>Are you on some kind of medication or what?
Nothing whatsoever, have never been.
>Watching porn all the time makes you limp for the real thing too, happens to husbands all the time
I watch porn maybe 3 times per week on average and actually didn't watch it or jerk off for two weeks prior to that second encounter I described there.
I'll definitely try to do something about it, I mean this shit is like a curse.
>>25160980
Cont
>mfw all my suspicions are true. Bitch doesn't respect me one bit and is just trying to use her charms to get me to help her not fail
>mfw me helping her got her thinking the cat is in the bag and she couldn't resist gloating. Help out of the kindness of your heart and she thinks you're a bloody doormat.
>random small talk on way back
>go to my room
>whore asks if I'm coming, say my laptop is in my room
>mfw didn't lie to her once
>half an hour later whore messages "should I stop waiting for you?"
>don't reply
>delete contact
>delete her on facebook
>next morning she sends me a pic on Whatsapp of her bags packed as if to imply she is quitting uni
>don't reply, block her on whatsapp too.
I am 50/50 on whether she was interested at some pointand I was a massive autist, or I was completely right in my assessment and she just tried to make me her beta orbiter.
Also sorry for triple posting my blogpost, I just really needed to vent.
>>25156936
Dude this reads like your automatic shitposting robot started going haywire.
None of you are robots if you had a girl show interest in you, let alone her take the initiative.
Begone normies
>>25157748
>i have a shyness that is criminally vulgar and would not want to impose or force my presence on them as I feel I always bring down the mood
i know that feel
I have a qt gf now, but I have missed out on sex so many times just because I am so awkward.
> qt Vietnamese girl gets fired from job
> Asks me to "cheer her up"
> She has no volume control so she stupidly asks me out loud "SHOULD WE BUY BEER?!"
> I was under 21 at the time, gas station checked ID of people if they knew they would be a passenger to the person buying alcohol
> Tell her no to avoid suspicion because I am paranoid
> Get to her rented room
> Pop boner after giving her life advice for some reason (was actually trying to be helpful because she is kinda dumb and I felt sorry for her)
> For some reason I am grinder her ass and she is asking me if I'm going to fuck her with my "white dick"
> "n-no that's not my dick that's my kn-knee"
> "O-oh."
> *masturbates in bathroom furiously*
> *sleeps in bed next to chick*
>>25156114
Didnt even read yer story but i got that same tattoo
>Girl always talking me to in highschool whenever I'm alone and being a depressed loner, becomes my good friend and only person who'd talk to me
>We're talking in the hallway and some bully chad goes by and says like "just date him already"
>She blushes and just ignores him, goes quiet for a moment and is obviously mad at him
>Tfw she liked me but I was too autist and scared to ever date her even after that happened
>>25157718
I think he ment feelsman is tall and white
>>25156114
I shit you not, I was with a girl for the first time and everytime she closed her eyes I thought she was trying to sleep. Yes, I'm that big of an autist.
>>25156114
>tfw the only way you will ever get a gf is if she takes the initiative
>she would have to never give up even if you say no
>she would pretty much have to rape you in order for you to believe she actually likes you
This feel is the worst.
>>25156114
I have gotten laid a few times but missed out on plenty.
>15-16? plain jane girl who isn't in any of my classes has her friend pass me a note (this was before cell phones, kids, and even before the internet was the norm)
>"hi anon blah blah blah I like you I'd like to get to know you"
>shrug, throw note in trash because plain jane girl isn't edgy enough for me since I was going through my nu-metal phase
>time goes by
>she somehow found my e-mail and e-mailed me another wall of text saying how much she wants to get to know me etc.
>reply to her with a "it's not you it's me we're too different", effectively break up with her before we're even dating
>me and this other girl set one of my friends up with her
>they actually have sex with each other
>friend asks me if I did anything with her
>tell him that I ignored her right from the very beginning
>tell me that there was an entire book filled with like my name written in there and pictures of sonograms (is that the word? pictures of scans babies before they're born) of what I guess our future babies would look like
>wut.exe
>he breaks up with her shortly after
>bullet dodged by everyone
another time
>be dating girl
>be going through a rough patch
>go out with friends to a shitty shitty country bar
>now be in my punk rock/mallgoth phase
>already hammered from pre-drinking
>see qt goth girl
>we sarcastically dance to country music
>I swear to god one of our lines of conversation was
>her: "I'M ROMANIAN"
>me: "I... I'M NOT"
>make out
>she grabs my dick while we're laying on top of some dude's car
>he chases us away
>her friend cockblocks us
>she writes her phone number on my hand with sharpie
>day after
>look at phone number
>puss out
>stay in shitty relationship that I end up getting out of a few months afterwards
running out of space,
>cont
>>25162122
>a little older
>going through SJW phase
>hang out with SJW friends downtown
>a couple of tumblrsexual girls who were more or less a couple at the time let me crash at their apartment whenever I'd go party with that group of friend
>one of them used to send me postcards when she'd travel around the world
>too autistic to pick up the cues that they want the D
>they even invite me to go out camping one time
>one of the girl even sends me a MSN message that was "come on! We need a big strong guy between the two of us! ;)"
>I go DURRRHURRRRR NO THANKS
that one, I definitely regret. Whatever the dramatic outcome that could have been between me cucking one or the other and breaking up their relationship would have TOTALLY been worth for the sex.
>>25157748
This is what will happen if a girl ever shows interest in me
>>25162304
That will never happen if you are a true robot. Pray this never happens; if it does, you are normie scum.
>>25156114
>freshman year
>i've crushed on this girl on another floor of our dorm all year
>she eventually becomes one of my roommate's gf
>I roll with it
>one night i'm alone in the room, hanging out by myself
>she comes into the room crying
>she's drunk as shit
>he's being a dick to her
>nowhere to be found at this point
>she sits beside me on a bed
>she's crying into my shoulder
>first time i've made contact with her at all and she's literally in my arms
>think dammit, how do I make this move forward
>another one of my roommates comes in drunk and loud as shit
>demands I give him a cig because he's out
>she jumps off me immediately, three feet away from me in half a second
>he lights up and finally notices her, obviously tensed as fuck and just crying
>"w-what's wrong?"
I'll never forgive the son of a bitch for that timing. She hung out the rest of the night but we ended up sleeping in seperate beds.
>sophmore year, final days of the semester, I'm transfering and about to leave the uni/state for home forever
>hang out with big-tittied freshman qt, we'd been in a group of friends the last few months
>i'm hanging with her one-on-one tonight for some reason
>drunk nigga keeps comin in her dorm,
>he spits weak game, she basically runs him off
>we watch tv as the sun rises
>she says "I can't believe he'd think I'd have sex with him, I'd rather have sex with you"
>I'm dumbfounded and complete silent
Maybe 5 minutes later her roommate walked in and made me leave the room, we couldn't have fugged anyway, but I still blew it.
Both these grills are now mothers of sons and I've got nothing to my name.
>>25157748
>eventually she is sitting in my lap wiggling around I can literally feel the heat from of her banana hole
This happened to me, I did drama in my final year of highschool (dropped math and my friend was doing drama). I hung out with my friend, who hung out with the attractive popular girls. One day, my friend isnt there, so it's just me and the stacys (nice stacys). We always go to the theatre lighting room to hang out, and I take the only chair, so the literally hottest girl in school sits on my lap. I played it off ok but for the next 45 minutes I was going insane inside, my dick was sandwiched right in between her buns, only a few layers of fabric separating my semi from her hot as fuck box.
Closest I've ever gotten to sex, still wack it to the memory today.
>>25158718
Top lost it 7 years ago, enjoy your BBC porn u gaylord
Too many to list. If I wasn't such a social sperg it probably would've happened. Fucked up last year with a checkout qt cause I couldn't make small talk. She just flat out told me what time she got of work and I still fucked it up.
>>25162122
>I'M ROMANIAN
into the trash it goes
>>25156188
>ingesting the chemical jew
I'm glad that you're on /r9k/ so you likely aren't going to ruin the gene pool.
>>25157473
Tsundere for senpai>>25157526
>>25159921
I didn't say anything after that, I just turned and left
Who /can'tthinkofasingletime/ here?
>>25162811
me ORIGINALE POSTE
>>25160036
Because I have everything handed to me but still failed, it's like starving to death while at a Golden Corral. I'd give anything to be left alone, because at least then I could be myself without any pressure to act on opportunities with girls
>>25162811
>>25162835
Literally no girl has ever desired me
>mfw I'm gonna die a 9" BBC black wizard
I'll probably be thrown in a dungeon for practicing black magic s-m-h
>tfw girls never get visibly upset when you sperg them away
They just look bored.
>>25160045
>implying true autists can learn from their mistakes instead of making them over and over again
>mentioning tinder in the same sentence
get out, Norman
>about a year ago 7/10 classmate girl comes and asks if she could sit next to me
>why not
>we started talking usual stuff
>we started spending a bit more time together while at uni
>we also started to make sexual jokes
>two days before end of classes
>for the winter holidays I planned to go at my grandparents place into another town where I grew up because I have many friends there
>a friend from there calls me and tells me he's going to throw a party and he'd invite girls
>why not
>I was in a desperate need of condoms and I texted her and asked if she could buy me some in the morning and give them to me in class since she lives right next to some drugstore
>she says ok
>next day, she gives me the condoms and whispers to my ear: if you want to use one with me hurry up because I'm single
>get panicked
>"y-yeah maybe"
>she invited me to her place after the class
>my retarded beta brain made me say: sorry but I'm really busy this day and tomorrow I'll leave the town and I won't be back for two weeks
>just got to my grandparents town
>receive a call from my friend
>"hey man, just wanted to tell you that the party was cancelled, sorry"
>fuck
>no cat from her
>no cat from any other partying girl
>I still talk to that her occasionally but nothing like that again because she made a new boyfriend and I feel embarrassed to start that subject again
This is my most recent fuck up
>live in apartment complex
>been friends with this 6/10 downstairs with a nice ass for a long time
>notice that shes into me
>ask her to watch a movie at my apartment
>since roomates are in the living room convince her to watch it in my room with my bed being the only place to sit
>movie starts
>10 minutes in I give her a massage and grab her tits
>continue to move to finger her cunt
>place her face down my bed and start rubbing my crotch in her ass while kissing her neck
>since its been silent for a while I start asking her about her life
>she goes on for a while
>not a good talker so I make things a little awkward with my responses such as "have you done anal?" And "do you like to suck cock?"
>conversation drags on and actions become nonexistent
>things get fully akward
>she says she has to leave
>ok.jpg
>jackoff later on
Man I didnt even get my dick sucked.
>go out with friends
>get drunk have fun
>we're cabbing between bars
>6 of us in a van
>me and my bro in the back and his oneitis between us
>qt starts holding my hand
>feel kind of awkward but I just let her, maybe she's scared or something
>she jumps on my lap and starts trying to make out
>I keep moving my face away so she can't kiss me
>she gets pissed at me and drinks heavily the rest of the night
>my bro says it would have been cool with him if we hooked up
Another one I posted before:
>get tinder, don't hook up with anyone just go on dates
>one girl straight up tells me she wants to hang out at my place
>call her, she's chinese and I can't understand a thing
>I pick her up, and she's a bit bigger than her pics, whatever let's just chill first
>I can't understand what she says she wants to eat so I try to follow her directions
>fuck it I'm hungry, let's just go to that convenience store and pick up snacks since it's late
>she starts crying talking about her ex
>she mentioned she liked skateboarding
>I happen to keep a skateboard in my trunk
>she can't skate, so I end up doing tre flips in the parking lot by myself
>take her home
>make post on Craigslist
>eventually get a reply from a cute young Latina on the other side of town
>she adds me on Kik
>chat it up a bit, she comments on how she loves the BBC
>we end up exchanging pics
>theasswasfat.jpeg
>says she can't meet up tonight, but has Sunday off
>tell her if she feels like it, she can come by Saturday night, sleep over and I'll take her to breakfast
>not only does she stop replying, but she stops reading my messages
>>25156114
>HS
>black girl
>typical as fuck
>doesn't do bio HW
>I say that I did
>I ask her "what will you give me for it?"
>she say "i'll suck yo dick"
>I sperg out and say "uuuhhhhhh no?"
>give her hw
>never talk to her again
I was a freshman, cut me some slack
>>25160076
>How is knowing you have been the object of desire at some point a bad thing?
because you can't/didn't do anything about it
>>25160106
believe me, I'm not bragging about it. why on earth would I seek the approval of a bunch of obese neckbeards?
>Go on date with lady friend (Was a real date)
>Just got done watching a movie after being cuddly
>Take her to my room
>Mind draws a blank
>Resume cuddling
>I feel like I'm trying to ignite a lighter with no fuel, just sparking the flint over and over again trying to get myself to do something
>Nothing happens
>Take her home
>Get kiss on cheek
>Next day she says we should just stay friends
Shoot me in the fucking faceIn hindsight it's probably a good idea we didn't have sex considering she's a serial monogamist who jumps ship every time something better comes along. So I inadvertently dodged the cuck bullet.
>>25160756
t-then what should I do?
>>25161007
>not just helping her with whatever her assignment was
this is more autism than the rest of the thread combined
>>25161880
I don't get it, what else would she be trying to do?
>>25158508
>not have the opportunities anymore, but a mixture of me being a coward and enjoying to see a girl upset over rejection always made me act the same in those situations.
>It literally only took one question or remark which could be interpreted as interesst and I completely close up and bail.
ddsd
>>25162427
Damn nigga that last sentence was sad af
>>25162525
did she notice? I would have jizzed my pants within a matter of minutes desu
Last night actually. I was pinned down in front of a Walgreens by my ex oneitis while she attacked me with her tongue. Put a stop to it as soon as I could though. I mean, really?
>>25163217
She missed out, you were on path.
i think you also have severe brain damage.
Two girls got into bed with me while I pretended to be asleep.
I genuinely don't care at all about never having had sex. I've realized I'd just rather be alone and not bother.
>>25156114
'getting laid' is such utter filthy, egotistical, taunting act I am so glad I missed the chances to become unholy like that
>spend 1 yr ugly af but still crushing over a 6/10
>fat so 5 but could be 8.5
>she rejects me and shows all her friends my gay ass private messages
>get fit over summer
>come back 8.5, all biches feeling up on me and shit
>send me request
>accept
>she pms me, and i respond
>she replies with some corny ass shit
>im off with the bros so i dont read it for awhile
>come back and never talk with her again
>she gets bf
recently tries talking with me more and shit, never talked with me before and shit i would jsut eye her down and shit in the past
>mfw i could fuck this bich but then look like an asshole
>mfw no pic
My coworker said I was smart so she asked me to come over and help her study.
I was confused to find that she preferred to watch a movie with me and rub her head against my chest before leading me to her bedroom. After praising my various attributes on top of me affirming my happiness with my relationship with her, she stripped down to her panties and asked me to keep her warm. She spent the next few minutes grinding into me before giving up and sleeping.
The next day nobody wanted to talk to me because I "led her on" and she cried the next morning when I left. To this day I cannot comprehend when women want to mate with me.
The hell?
0 times.
I've never even been friendzoned because I've never had a female friend.
>>25158262
sorry for being too autistic to make a move :(
>>25164248
>The next day nobody wanted to talk to me because I "led her on" and she cried the next morning when I left
Fuck I hate this cancerous shit.
Apparently whenever I am trying to not be an autist and be polite, I "flirt." Whenever I am trying to flirt, I go full turbo-autism. This has resulted in a number of unfortunate situations with coworkers (who are the only people I really speak to, due to turbo-autism).
Fucking normalfags
>>25160023
>Get on my fucking level, robots.
>she sits next to me everyday and talks to me a lot
stopped reading right there, fuck off to facebook,
>>25156114
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>>25159732
han is killed by his son kilo ren
I know I wouldn't have been laid, but I still sperged out when talking to a girl
>senior year of high school
>senior skip day, but parents make me go
>last class of the day, has like 5 people in it
>teacher makes us help set up an art show that is being put on in the cafeteria
>set up some shit but then get bored and start to look at the exhibits.
>bend over to read a poem next to a painting when suddenly I am poked in the shoulder and hear a "boop" noise
>short girl, glasses, brown hair, 7/10 who Ive never seen before
>Think that it's someone whom I've met and simply forgotten about, I say HEY loud as fuck
>she seems unfazed by this burst of beta rays and begins talking to me about art and shit
>Have absolutely no artistic ability to speak of and am not interested in art whatsoever
>but she's cute as fuck
>so cute, in fact, that I start to get a boner
>I quickly become Mr Pockethands but she looks down right as I start to get it
>pretty sure she saw because she makes a little noise and quickly looks up
>she keeps talking to me for some reason
>She asks me what I would like to draw
>again, not creative in the slightest so spaghetti oozes out of my pockets
>"uhidunno"
>proceed to fucking tell her that I have no artistic ability for some dumbshit reason
>"then why are you here?"
>"because my teacher forced us"
>"oh"
>just then her teacher calls her class over to leave
>she goes to shake hands
>I stand there shaking her hand like an idiot waiting for her to tell me her name
>"Name?" she asks
>fuck
>sperge out my name and she tells me hers
>after that she leaves
Just the look of disappointment on her face after she finds out Im not an artsy guy makes me want to kill myself tbqh familia
a-at least I'll never see her again
>>25157748
This post screams avpd
>>25164475
why don't YOU fuck off to facebook, since you obviously have the requisite social skills to actually have sex?
>>25164479
should have told her that you draw frog pictures using an electronic medium
>At Uni
>Still a virgin
>Girl asks me if I want sex quite literally
>Think she is joking
>Say no
>Asks about 4-5 more times
>Still think its a ruse
>Decline
>Ends up fucking flatmate
Eh, she wasn't attractive anyway.
>>25159871
>her dick
And yet the main issue is her parents?
> girl tried to kiss me in 8th grade
> called her a faggot
>>25164360
Fucking this. When I just act normally (autistic and neutral faced) people think I'm being "bold", "mysterious" or "romantic".
One chick thought I was a vampire or some shit.
When I actually try to flirt I sperg out.
>>25164726
How does this even work? I really don't understand what could cause this. If I had to guess I would assume they mistake neutral autism for neutral confidence and then the flirting attempts come off as orbiting or something. But I really don't see how.
Why are any of you here?
I'm a bitter old wizard that's long given up on women, but I'd have KILLED to even come close to some of the chances you guys had.
Women were cruel to me and at best ostracized me until my mid-20s when they were obviously chasing me for betabux.
This thread seriously triggered me. Fuck.
>>25158735
>>She eventually gives up and everyone at work now thinks im gay
tfw
Little do they know it's actually because I have a hilariously small penis and will never be able to have sex without being laughed out of the room. For my own preservation I have to suffer through the faggot jokes. I guess it couldn't get too much worse though since it's not like I have any friends anyway so the only difference would be replacing "faggot" with "small dick" as the insult of choice
>>25164913
This board is all normies now
Wizchan is our only haven
Join us
Im not really good at greentext but here we go
>8th grade
>13/14
>College field trip
> 2 freshman girl tour guides
>one of the tour guides keep looking at me
>didnt really care
>we make it to the lounge
>everybody chillin out
>one of the tour guide walks up to me
>"If you were a little bit older you would be perfect"
>"y-yeah"
>mfw
>waddle out the room
>completely dazed for at least a week
fellow Robots what did i do wrong
>>25164913
>until my mid-20s when they were obviously chasing me for betabux.
How do you know that's not some of the people ITT? That's my story and I posted more than once
>tfw Staceys in high school were literally 10 times worse than the physical bullying
>"hey anon wanna go on a date"
>"s-s-sure"
>"hahahaha I was just kidding holy fuck did you actually think I was serious WOW GUYS LOOK AT ANON HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WOULD DATE HIM LOL HAHA FUCKNFKSD"JFSDGSD
sorry for last part I got mad
at least now I can spend my six figures per year on plastic toys for middle schoolers in peace
>>25164951
people have been saying this here for the past few years now, but this board seriously is, all memes aside 99% normie and newfag territory
>>25165148
>Using "normie" unironically
fuck off newfag, it's "normalfag"
>highshool
>sit beside blonde qt
>we talk
>she puts her number in my binder when im gone
>never call
>highschool again
>after rugby practice two girls come up to me
>introduces themselves
>try talking to me all the time in halls
>i give them one word answers
>they give up
>girl and i on same club in uni
>obviously into me (glancing over at me, excuses to be near me, etc.)
>club takes several hour trip somewhere
>sit beside her he whole ride
>i never say a word to her
>in high school, kv
>black hipster girl likes me for an entire year
>messaged me on facebook daily, always invited me to her house, movies, etc.
>one day she says she would like to watch me sleep and stroke my hair as I slept. At this point I knew she liked me but no way was I going to let a nog touch my pew pew
>some time later we have a field trip, she sits next to me and is literally giving me a lap dance, and my dick was throbbing in my pants
>this goes on for quite some time, turn down her advances but never explicitly tell her to fuck off
>after a while she gives up and cuts all contact
>her friends tell me she was in love with me and I made her cry
Did not give a single fuck. I don't like black chicks. Don't lower your standards guys, it's better to have your pride and remain a virgin.
>>25160299
Heh, i like that.
She must of thought you were a chad.
>Black girl in like 8th grade liked me
>Fucked it all up, she was way out of my league, too (I think she had a thing for white guys)
>>25165314
haha his reminds me:
>highschool
>ugly black chick into me, looks like a man
>always pestering me with questions and whatever
>one day she calls my name as i pass by her
>my chill black friend abruptly says, "fuck off, he doesnt like you, stop bothering him"
>she cries
>she never talks to me again
>>25158559
man, I wish I hadn't gone to prom
>>25156114
>tfw convo with Chinese exchange girl was monstrously close to being Sexy time
her real name wasn't laur but I would have called her that any way..
Won lu yue...
>18
>a girl showed interest in me and we've been talking a lot
>she asks to come over
>I live alone
>uh ok sure whatever
>shes all dressed up
>just sits there watching tv for a hour
>then she gets up and goes home
>think "that was weird" before going about my business
Little did I know that was my last shot at normalfaggotry and a girl would never give me such a chance again. I had a few talk to me after that but I had already started to regress into full on retardation because of my years as a NEET.
>>25165485
Wish I had a friend like that. The black chick that liked me was friends with all the qt's that I knew and might have had a small chance with. They all stopped talking to me since I led their friend on for more than a year.
>All my life
>Never expose myself to others unless it's absolutely necessary
>End up not getting laid
I sure have egg on my face!
>all these white guys getting black qt's attention
>literally cucking me
>will be the first black wizard
Fuck you all
>>25165553
I don't get it, why wouldn't she ask you to have sex or something
>>25166313
>the first black wizard
senpai, there are loads of black wizards, don't let these racist white boys trick you into thinking black people get laid anymore than white people.
in fact, black people get laid with white women less because of racism.
>>25158735
Scott is that u
>>25163745
Replying to a 5 hour old comment but, nah I dont think she did. She was obvious stuff like that.
