>He was indeed packing quite the, uh, heat down there, but he spent a ton of time on the fourple that night, and things worked out quite well. BDP, my problems started in the days after. This was five days ago, and I feel like that D hit me so deep it permanently altered my brain chemistry.
>I was sore as hell in the morning, but very, very satisfied. This was not my first rodeo with a BD dude, and I managed to disguise my pirate walk at work that day. Because of the constant physical reminder (I literally could not close my legs or walk with one foot right in front of the other) I kept thinking about him, and that night, and that fucking WEAPON he was carrying around between his legs. It was like being in a dick-induced fugue state. I got home that night in a haze, and I have been stuck in it ever since.
>being a dicklet even once
This is some story from some chick on reddit asking how she can hide that shes addicted to giant penis's. How do dicklets deal with knowing youll never be enough for her.
>>25155670
we fap
i don't really care desu
>>25155732
So youre okay with the phantom penis thing?
>>25155670
You must've forgot that no one here is a dicklet. Everyone is miraculously over 7.5".
>>25155851
I am
want a pick senpai?
>>25155822
yea sure , I'm not having sex anyway so it doesnt matter how big or small I am
That reads like an mcstories story. Not entirely a bad thing.
Anyway she's just being a dumb slut who has premarital sex. LITERALLY a garbage human.
![[MystVortex] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 11 [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_08.31_[2015.10.19_15.58.07].png](https://i.imgur.com/oRDvzrt.png "[MystVortex] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 11 [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_08.31_[2015.10.19_15.58.07].png")
I have one testicle and a scar on my ball sack where the other was surgically removed. I really could care less about dick size, i'm more worried about chicks getting freaked out at my balls sack situation.
>>25155851
this
profile of the average 4chan user
>6'2"
>130 IQ
>7.5" dick with 6" girth
>STEM degree
>six figure salary before the age of 25
>>25155877
No. I am as well. That's why I wrote what I did.
pic related
>>25155961
It's actually more intriguing to women. If you're not insecure about it, they'll suck that one ball like it's got the gift of youth in it.
>>25155985
>tfw 5'9" manlet, HS drop out, with a bretty big benis
>>25156045
>11 orgasms
Yeah right
>>25157015
achievable but you need to learn how she likes it and that takes a while
>>25156045
What the fuck are you doing here you fucking Chad?
>>25157015
Stay mad dicklet.
>>25157060
This. Except this message was after the first time I ever met her.
>>25157095
>5'9"
>Chad
I can't be Chad, but if I were a bit taller, maybe. I was like you once. I'm just passing through this graveyard to pay my respects.
>>25155670
Do you have link to thread, can't find it m8
>>25157128
>give a girl 11 orgasms
>I-I'm not Chad
GET OUT OF HERE THUNDERCOCK
>>25155670
>tfw 5'11" and 6.5"
I almost made it family... so close...
>>25155670
Post a link to the thread.
>>25155670
I once fucked an Asian with my BWC until she was hobbling and couldn't walk straight, there really is no better feeling.
>>25157237
>>25157129
What are you gonna do with it. Its just guys telling her to have fun
>>25157237
>>25157129
Heres more though
>But he somehow fucked me into a new dimension, and it's starting to feel like an... addicktion. I'm turned on from the second I wake up until I go to sleep. At work, in school, on the train- I think about it constantly. I've had to do laundry twice since then because I ran out of clean underwear in 4 days (I was soaking through 3 pairs a day, which is not as fun as it sounds when you work on your feet all day). When I go home, I can barely focus on anything. I have procrastinated (and procrasturbated) all of my work until the very last minute. I'm running on the bare minimum of sleep, because when I finally get in bed and close my eyes, I see that night running through my head like a film reel, and I can't sleep until I get some manual relief.
>>25157322
>Its just guys telling her to have fun
I just can't take this anymore seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? Are we really the weirdos here?
>tfw big dick
>tfw never have to feel insecure about this
Feels good
Tfw when you your high school gf would always be dizzy as fuck and unable to walk after a good sesh.
I miss those days.
>>25157348
>just b urself
>just b confident
>just lift
>just put yourself out there
and get cucked by chad thundercock
>>25155670
Not all women are like that. Lots of women take big D like nothing. She must've had a small vagina.
>>25155985
>tfw really 6'2
>tfw I actually lift and have done so for years
>Actually work in software engineering and make a good salary (not six figures though)
>6.2''x5.5'' penis
>Kissless virgin, 25 y/o
>tfw my dick is thick enough to make guys and girls freak out like this
>abnormally large cumshots as well
>perfect length to get balls deep into girls, nice girth to stretch them out too
>terrible for blowjobs, most condoms, and certain positions
You guys do know a vagina is like 5 inches deep at the most? If you have a dick longer than 5 inches then you will most likely hit her cervix
>>25157556
You do realize that the vaginal cavity expands and relaxes when women are horny, right?
>>25157450
>>25155985
>5'8'' just kill me already
>133 IQ
>7.0" dick with good girth, don't know exactly
>medschool
>will be making way more than my high school colleagues
Only had one partner before. Could be worse I guess
>>25157582
You do realise that I am talking about it when theyre horney, right? It's like 2-3 inches when theyre not arroused
>>25157610
Ive watched a lot of porn and I can tell you that plenty of women can take +8" so if you're not at least that then you barely have a dick
>>25157610
>It's like 2-3 inches when theyre not arroused
take a load of this dicklet
>>25157628
>porn is real life
>>25157639
>state facts about human anatomy that you can read in any med text book means you have small dick XD
>>25155670
>one woman has a preference and liking of very large members
I was once told by someone I fucked they'd be walking unsteady for the rest of the day, and I have a perfectly average penis. In the face of that, I find it difficult to hold other peoples' preferences against them.
>>25157639
Have you ever fingered a girl?
Why am I even asking you, senpai?
>>25157672
>state facts about human anatomy that you can read in any med text book means you have small dick XD
>treating medical textbooks as if they are 100% accurate factoring in varying body types and genetic differences
Have you ever even fingered a girl, faggot? (Just saw this >>25157741, but I'm repeating this so it gets through your head.)
>>25155670
>women
How fucking stupid are you?
>>25157672
as far as I know, these textbooks also say that women only feel pleasure in the outer third of the vagina, which, if you aren't a virgin, you will know is complete bullshit
>>25155670
That's it I'm killing myself.
I've been in a relationship for 5 years with my first love and only been able to make her cum like 3 times, in 5 years.
I'm not even a dicklet, I'm average, average in everything wich means in 2015 that you are literally the same as the bottom of the barrel.
Now she's fucking Chad on a daily basis and propably cums once a day while I'm struggling to fight my insecurities.
I'm so done, I'm weak and pathetic, I'm not fit to survive.
Robots, fake robots, wannabe Chads, real chads, normies, roasties : I love you all I'm not mad at anyone, my failure at life is my one fault
I'd just give whatever I have to pinpoint the moment where I fucked it up
>>25157672
>porn is real life
How is it not? Even in amateur homemade porn, the majority of women have no issue with large dicks.
>>25155670
As an actual girl I need to comment. This thread is just weird. Even for r9k.
That isn't how sex works at all. Just, no.
Any Nurses or Doctors here that can talk about the pros and cons of penis stretching/pumping?
Another anon mentioned it in a thread a few days back and I've been researching it ever since. I have a pretty small dick and this is a glimmer of hope in an otherwise dark void for me.
>>25157870
>and I'm a girl btw xD :>) :)))))))))))
>>25157801
>I'd just give whatever I have to pinpoint the moment where I fucked it up
"Chad" from earlier here. Stop thinking like this, man. I got stuck in this cycle before and it really did a fucking number on me. I'm telling you that you need to stand up and be a goddamn man, but this comes only after you've let this thought kill you 100%. It should be killing the old you. The beta you. The faggot that even let their guard down around a woman in the first place. He's dead now. Kill him, anon.
>>25157870
>That isn't how sex works at all. Just, no.
>n-n-not all girls!
How much of a sick fuck do you have to be to pick on the lowest of the low on /r9k/? Whether you're trying to make shitskins, manlets, lanklets or dicklets feel bad, this isn't regular trolling. This is like kicking a dog while it's down so you can jerk off to it.
OP either has a fucking terrible life or is a sadistic normalfag. Either way, consider suicide :^)
>>25157887
not a medical professional here.
All that pumping/stretching shit can give you ED if you're not careful, that and it takes a long time to see any amount of progress.
>>25157967
It's sarca--oh, almost forgot you're autistic.
>>25157924
LOL this is such propaganda. Most women never even get their fornices stimulated and some women who do find it too painful to be enjoyable.
>>25157924
>A majority of her internal organs shift around rapidly just to accommodate a dick
>Women enjoy getting their cervix smashed
Who the fuck made this image, why is it used here so fucking often, and why do people fall for this shit constantly?
>>25157916
>girls don't browse muh sekrit club
K
>>25157924
Lolno
even if i was "getting laid", which i'm not, my needy and loser personality would make them go away, so my average penis isn't the problem.
>>25157924
>got called out on your bullshit hard
B
T
F
O
>>25158093
Guys here love to complain about their dick, how they were cut, or use some other bullshit about how they can't score. And then they go and reject any sort of advice to help them get over their own insecurities.
It's fucking pathetic.
/r9k/ was great when it was greentext stories and screencaps.
The fuck happened to this place?
>>25158101
>why do people fall for this shit constantly?
you forgot that most people on /r9k/ are high school virgins
>>25158117
>needy personality
Learn to be independent.
>loser personality
find some new hobbies, go lifting, change up something. Or don't. Why should I care?
>>25156045
how big is ur dick, exactly?
>>25158162
Damn, you're right.
I've been living under a rock recently. Haven't been to /r9k/ in a while.
>>25155670
This was written by a man, most likely a kuckold since it has pointless sexual jargon and its from Reddit.
>rodeo with an rbd
>WEAPON
>dick hypnosis
Definitely kuckold shit
I only have a bare average penis.. someone please tell me it's enough for sup-par sex that I can still make up the difference with using my mouth and fingers ;_;
>>25158149
That's why I said I was one of you guys once. I use to come here a long time ago, now it's just... I really don't even have an appropriate name for it anymore.
>>251581978.25"x6"
>>25158250
It might be, but there is somewhat of a truth to it.
When technology advances to a point such that true penis enlargement is possible, what will it do to the cock economy? Thundercocks will no longer have a monopoly. What will the average size become? Will a radically new penis shape become the norm? Will everyone walk around packing literal horsecocks?
I have phimosis, and I will never have sex.
This thread is absolutely hilarious.
>>25158284
Honestly, it's fine man. You should really stop being insecure about it or it will adversely effect your performance. If it really bothers you that much, up your finger dexterity first then train in the art of "wat dat mouf do."
>>25157147
Eleven orgasm really depends on the chick, I've had a girl orgasm 16 times and one I could barely get to orgasm once.
The 16 took like three hours though, I have a hard time cumming when I'm drunk. My advice is just work on your fitness.
>>25158286
>8" x 6"
6" x 6" here, now I'm legitimately curious.
How do you hide your bulges in public? Can't do it to save my life, and eventually just stopped trying.
Also, what condoms do you use for your girth? I need to find a brand or two that doesn't strangle me.
>>25158317
>not slowly stretching it back in a warm bath over the course of 10-20 minutes a day for 2-4 weeks
Get on it, champ. Post some before/after pics too.
>>25158284
>>25158318
I'm pretty good with my mouth and fingers, I usually stick in 2 fingers and stimulate the g-spot while gently licking the clit. Makes a girl cum every time (unless they're faking but I don't think so because I can feel the vagina tighten and spasm when they cum... they also like to come back for more, so..)
There's absolutely no way to increase your penis size, is there?
Jelqing is a stupid meme that involves breaking your dick by pulling out the pelvic floor. Obviously pills don't work.
I'm more interested in girth though. Do pumps do anything, or do those also break your dick?
>>25158286
>LOL you guys are pathetic for being insecure about dick size
>btw my dick is huge
>btw it's true that women like big dicks
all in one post
Fuck off. Either choose one side or the other, normalfag.
>>25158387
I'm afraid it's not that simple anon. The skin is so tightly bound to it that stretching it is extremely painful. I would have to get sugery.
It's not like its even a particularly bad dick either, decent girth, and with average, if not longer than average length. A shame really. Thanks anyway anon, happy fuckin.
>>25158317
I had phimosis, had to get circumcised. Obviously not ideal and nobody's first choice but my peen feels good now and is bigger since
>>25158437
>I'm more interested in girth though.
Niggers with sick cell (roughly 10% of nigs) have semi-permanent mini erection that actually damage the tissue and cause it to expand, increasing the girth.
This shit is science, bro.
I was reading an article years ago about women in some south Asian country who spent weeks visualizing them having big tits and their tits actually grew. That means we can probably do the same.
>>25158286
>but there is somewhat of a truth to it.
That sometimes people have good sex, yeah m8 I've had it plenty of times, everything else in that story is cringey shit written by a deeply closeted creep who probably practices deepthroating with a 24oz beer can while fapping every night
>>25158492
I'm going to need that article for scientific purposes.
My gf wont let me fuck her in missionary position with her legs on my shoulders, she says it hurts too much.
>>25158460
That's why you gotta take it slow.
If it's as bad as you say it is, could you even use a q-tip + lube as a way to slowly start out? What about just barely pulling the skin back when you beat off? There has to be another way that isn't surgery. Go to a legit urologist and ask for some steroid cream stuff, and if they don't get the hint, just show your junk.
>>25158505
>I'm going to need that article for scientific purposes.
I looked for it recently and couldn't find shit.
If you abuse HGH, your head and joints will grow indefinitely, because there is no bone there (The growth plates in your head work differently for some reason).
Well, there's no bone in your dick either. So, why can't you trick your body into growing your dick? Science, m8.
>>25155961
post it weeb
>Tfw no weird robot cock to suck
>>25158540
Listen, anon, theres no hope for me. I've tried, amd every single time I've been answered with pain and blood. I dont want to fuck my dick up more than it already is but I do genuinely appreciate your advice. This qtip business is new to me at least.
>>25158387
>How do you hide your bulges in public
Are you supposed to?
>>25157015
not unheard of if you go at it for 2 hours.
some girls are lucky in that they can reach orgasm easier
>>25158284
Just be extremely aggressive and dominant. All girls are submissive whores and will love you for it.
>>25157924
feeling your dick bump with the fornix is a pretty cool feel desu
>>25158755
>fucking for 2 hours
Chafing like crazy, its not fun for either party
>>25158835
I dont know what chafing is
but when I say two hours I mean we rent the motel room for two hours, we fuck a bit, let her rest, change positions, drink some water etc.
Its not 2 hrs of going at it
>>25158594
damn I had no idea it was that bad.
Yeah, try the q-tip thing, at least.
Good luck, anon.
>>25158897
Likewise anon, perhaps I'll get my dick wet someday but that seems unlikely,
God speed.
>faggot
>fuck twinks
>mfw "not to deep.."
>mfw after like 10 minutes of fucking "are you close?"
teh fuck? I thought gays were all cavernous fuck sluts?
>>25159000
Nice trips, faggot.
DJFLKAKGEJKLGEJKLGAJEKLEJKLGJEKL
A friend of mine used to dissolve E in a small amount of alcohol and then unroll and soak a condom in the mixture, let it dry, then reroll the condom, he also would podwer E and add it to lube
He claimed when he fucked some chick her pussy would absorb the E and they became euphoric, and would think it was because his dick was so amazing
He claimed to have done it with coke, herion, meth and LSD, he was a major salesman where I worked, he was the top performer for the company
He even hooked me up with a woman, he was shocked that I was a virgin, he had just fucked, told me not to eat her out, he had laced her with LSD, she started having a bad trip, as I was trying to get hard, she tried to stab me with a pencil
So even with a chick drugged up I couldn't get any
>>25155670
>implying I'd want to put my dick in a thundercunt
>>25159738
he is/was really fucked up
but the whole story, even if it's fake, makes strangely aroused
NO HOMO
>>25155670
lol
about as true as /b/ greentext stories
>>25155961
Why don't you get a prosthetic one?
>people always act like vaginal soreness and bruising is the hallmark of a great dick
>bf is 4 inches and has managed to make me scream and bleed on accident during intercourse
Pain is caused by ineptitude, I'm pretty sure.
It's a silly bragging point or narrative device in written fantasy.
>>25155985
Also:
>better looking that average.
