>moms friend: "haha, anon, do I get a bit of affection this time? Maybe just a shoulder hug?"
>mom: "oh you'll be lucky to get that"
>she hugs me as I sit there motionless
>I want this to stop
>mom: "haha, anon the robot"
>be from tumblr
>shit up 4chan because nobody reblogs ur gay posts
wew laddy
>>25155328
>I change my filenames in case someone bullies me
Faggot
Votebanned for being underaged
>almost 2016
>not hugging your mom's hot friends
>>25156636
Because no-one over the age of 18 lives at their parents' house
>>25155472
pretty much this
tumblr is a great place for pics
>>25156680
Only stupid virgin losers live with their parents
>>25157089
Or perhaps people who are home for summer from university/college?
>>25155472
>naming files
faggots
hugs are the best thing in the world
what is your deal
someone is embracing you with their whole body because they care about you
fuck you OP i want a milf to hug me right now
>>25157089
consider spending your time online somewhere that's not /r9k/ if that's how you feel.
>tfw you hug someone and accidentally poke them with your boner
should have kissed her on the neck or grabbed a boob or something. thatll put a stop to that shit real quick my kin
>tfw your gf gave you a teddy bear to practice hugging wit
>tfw she is with you because autistic people are her fetish
>>25157184
>Start liking what I like
No
>>25157543
what don't you like about hugs? i'm legitimately interested in your perspective
>>25155328
>Use google
>Get result of what I am looking for
>It happens to be from tumblr
>>25157151
you have to change the name if you don't want it to say tumblr, idiot
>>25157184
>tfw girls make up excuses to not hug you
>tfw you see them hug other people even though they "have a cold" or is "just not a hugging person"
>>25157581
I don't see what's to like about physical contact.
>>25158682
so are you completely turned off by the idea of sex?
because sex is as raw as it gets, pure bumpin' uglies
Hugs are just lies to make people feel better for a brief period. Even the "kind" people that hug others are doing it for the sole purpose of making themselves feel better. It's one of the most selfish gestures someone can make.
Why do you hug others?
Do you really like hurting people?
>>25158766
Obviously
I'm barely attracted to adults anyway
>>25158826
it feels good, it releases endorphins when you get and give one, it makes you feel safe and secure
>>25157089
where the fuck do you think you are man
>>25158946
>it feels good
>it releases endorphins
Speak for yourself
>>25159347
i am speaking for myself
you're in the minority, it's not a selfish gesture. just let the person know "oh, i don't really like hugs" and give them a genuine smile to let them know that you aren't just being a dick to them. people are more accepting than you think.
>>25155241
Don't be so weird about it. What's hard about saying "no thanks, I'm not really the hug type"?
>>25160215
I say no every time
I'm raped against my will
>>25157089
No, there are also smart but lazy virgin losers, like myself.
>>25158826
>Hugs are just lies to make people feel better for a brief period.
Correct, but it works. That's the point. Human contact has an effect on us. For whatever reason, it seems that it's especially effective for existential crisis.
>>25155241
why didn't you try to get cummies from mummies friend?
