GTFO in here. 5'7" and under only.
5'6" failure race reporting
How was your weekend guys?
Mine was the same suck as usual except for one thing.
Was at the store and I actually seen a cutie with a big ass. She turned around and looked at me a few seconds. We actually held eye contact and I think she waited for me to speak but.....
She was about an inch taller than me and "manlet manlet manlet manlet" ran through my head. i seen the images that usually get posted here in manlet threads. i froze and turned around and walked away.
Now more than likely she was probably thinking, why is this weirdo staring at me. But I still wish I would have said something.
anyways, how was your weekend manlets?
6'2" here. You should just off yourself, that would be the best
Fellow 5'6 here
I sat at home and played piano and dota, went for a run last night
break is pretty comfy but I can't help but feel I'm wasting my life away
>>25153771
>tfw 5' 11''
who /just barely made it/ here
Pretty much the same as every other day. Eat, fap, self-improvement, etc., sleep.
>had to drop off some coursework so I prepared for another endeavourous day as a manlet.
>Put on my jetpack and took off from my mouse hole dorm room.
>nearly bumped into some qt's boobs but dodged it at the last second.
>landed at the train station, throwing my enlarged oyster card to pay for my trip, find a seat on empty train cart.
>next stop, bunch of people get on, some qt walks up on and sits on me, losing oxygen fast.
>luckily she gets up soon enough at the stop I needed and I managed to peel myself off her butt before having to avoid being stepped on.
>fly to university, wave at qt classmates and drop off coursework.
>Suddenly, fucking seagulls coming at me, gotta avoid them and fly into a starbucks, fuckin hipsters staring at me like i'm a bug, fuck them.
>Return home on empty train and find some leftover sandwich bits nearby, take them back to my mouse hole and go back to browsing /r9k/ for the day on my specially made PC.
Just another day in the life of a manlet.
5'7.5" here
I just want to be 5'10"
just 2.5 inches
please god
>>25154023
>self-improvement
More like compensating lol
5'10" at 18 yo here. Any chances I.will get that extra inch?
>be 5'7"
>Meet somebody who says he's 5'7"
>He's like two inches shorter than me
>Check my height again
>still 5'7"
>repeat
Why do super manlets lie about their height? Are they just expecting me to lie too and say I'm two inches taller than I am? I've never lied about my height, and I don't know why they don't expect me to call them out on their lies.
>>25154475
probably not.
Get plenty of sleep and protein and make sure you get all your micronutrients, you might get a couple of inches.
>>25153771
5'8" here
f-fuck you too
;_;
169cm at 18 here, just step on me and end my misery.
>>25154575
>Why do super manlets lie about their height?
Because they get treated differently moron
>>25154188
dubs
underrated post
what more could you ask for?
FRESH
PUSSY
EVERYWHERE
>being 5'2"
life is ok
>>25155321
You're being ironic but I bet he gets pussy from all the height-fetishists out there
>tf4 5'4
My life is a living hell
Cold hard bitter pasta:
>If you're 6 feet tall, you probably earn about $6,000 more than the equally qualified 5-foot-6-inch"
>an extra inch of height can be worth an extra $1,000 a year
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/Careers/02/02/cb.tall.people/
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/everyday_economics/2002/03/short_changed.html
http://www.businessinsider.com/if-you-have-any-of-these-20-physical-features-your-pay-check-will-probably-be-higher-2011-2?op=1&IR=T
>manlet glass ceiling
>90% of CEO's are above average height, only 3% are "manlets"
http://www.jonathanrauch.com/jrauch_articles/height_discrimination_short_guys_finish_last/index.html
http://www.timothy-judge.com/Height%20paper--JAP%20published.pdf
>We found a twofold higher risk of suicide in short men
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/height-and-suicide/
http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/full/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373
>Dr David Frederick, a psychology professor at Chapman University in California, said: 'These findings confirm that height is relevant on the mating market.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3255040/Sorry-gentleman-size-DOES-matter-Short-men-fewer-sexual-partners-taller-peers.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2524568/Size-matters-online-dating-Short-men-taller-counterparts.html
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-biggest-lies-in-online-dating/
tl;dr
6K less annually.
1/10th the chance of advancing your career relative to an average/tall person
2:1 suicide rate to tall & average men (while only being 33% of the male population)
less chance of finding love
>5'7
>Make 350k/year
>Still virgin
>>25155455
What's funny is I'm 5'7" and I'm studying finance. I have to be the dumbest motherfucker alive trying to complete with these Patrick Bateman types
>>25155455
I-I'll somehow make it...
>>25155215
Eh. I guess veing a mablet lord isbt all that bad. R...rght.Ill just kill myself.
>>25153771
When did you stop growing OP?
>>25155904
I'm also 5'6 and I stopped growing at 13/14. I still wear the same clothes from middle school.
>>25155957
That's the worst. I was 5'7" (my current height) at 13, and let me tell you it was fucking great. I was the "leader" of my group of friends, girls were attracted to me, and I was the captain of my soccer team. It all went downhill as the years went by
Height is KING
5'5 here kill me now
>>25156095
"Groups/cliques" were de facto segregated by height for us. Shorter kids were dumber and lower class and the taller kids had multiple female orbiters. I was actually average height back then so I didn't get to experience either.height doesn't matter though
5'6 HERE. I fuck bitches on a regular basis.
Just bee yourself niggerS
>>25156187
Holy shit I just realized how right you are. The loser group was all short ethnic kids or tall but ugly and pasty fat kids
All the guys popular with girls were 6ft+, I had a really funny friend who didn't get laid until he got a late growth spurt and went from 5'7 --> 5'11"
my boyfriend is 5"6 and im 5"1. just get a short girl
>>25156249
The tall losers were probably mentally ill/disabled too. That's how much of a difference just a few inches makes for social status.
>>25156369
Short girls have always been the cruelest to me. I say get an average height girl
>>25156388
well 5"2-5"4 is about average
>>25156376
If you consider aspergers mental illness then yeah basically.
I just don't understand how I'm supposed to escape this hell, before I was redpilled on height I really thought I was going to accomplish great things. Just fucking end my life...fuck
>>25156408
>well 5"2-5"4 is about average
If that's true then 5'7"-5'9" is average for guys, but you know this is false. It's more like 5'4"-5'7" is average
>>25153956
Me.
I lie to people and say I'm 6' tho :^)
>>25156443
girls 5"5+ seem tall to me
i dont mind 5"7-5"9 though. I think it's normal but then again I live in a area with a large Hispanic population
>>25153956
Apparently you've "made it" if you're 5'8 because you're not a manlet according to /r9gay/. 5'11 is like giant-tier around here.
>>25156443
I don't believe that. I'm 5'11 and it feels like most guys I know or meet are about my same height. I'm definitely not towering over a majority of the population.
>tfw 6''5
Where's all my free pussy at?
>>25155398
I bet he doesn't because he can't sit in a car or walk without his bones aching or do anything a normal person can do
No, you dont get short girls, that is the exact opposite thin you should do.
That will only increase the manlet pool. Fathers who have wives shorter than them, more often than not, produce manlet offspring.
You are dooming your legacy. Instead you can redeem your manlet self and go for a girl taller than you
I myself am a 5'8" manlet and I strongly desire a woman who is at least 6ft+
>>25155904
Good question. I'm not really sure. I've always been short so I neve really noticed when I reached my max height
>>25156515
I'm 5'10" and I looove taller girls. They're hard to approach though.
>>25156494
Depends where you live. If its mainly northern european white people average will be 6ft for guys and 5'7" for women (basically apply +- 5 inch rule between genders)
>>25156247
shut the fuck up normie
you're probably lying anyways
>>25156411
Basically a malfunctioning brain is what I meant.
You can't escape it. That's what is so insidious about it. You can fix being skinny/fat, you can fix acne, you can fix pretty much everything except height.
I think the reason people say that height doesn't matter is because of the just world syndrome, that bad things happen to bad people and good things happen to good people.
>>25156573
I think I'm going to quit finance and go for entrepreneurship instead. All the short successful guys I know are self-made businessmen who didn't climb some corporate ladder. There's no way you can become a CEO these days while being short
But as far as success with women go, I really think I'm going to die a virgin, lmao
>>25154475
I can give you a couple of inches if you catch my drift.
i'm 5'7 but i like men so it works because i like taller guys
>>25156708
You're basically a girl, leave this thread
5'5 here.
Best brand of helium tank?
>>25155455
Not this again. Unless the studies were conducted using classified medical records, which is of course unreasonable, then it's not possible to determine the impact of height accurately enough to make a statement like
>an extra inch of height can be worth an extra $1,000 a year
since people constantly lie about their height.
>>25156772
the ones you can reach at the store.
manlet
23; 5'6"; ~150lbs; ~17%bf; 23bmi
it could be worse
>>25154224
I'm 5'10"
It sucks
6'4" Handsome guy here
I haven't got laid in years
Getting laid is more about confidence and personality than height
I have a friend who is very short and he's always got a girlfriend because he's good with women and knows how to make them like him
I may he tall and good looking but I envy my friend for his confidence
5'5 manlet here
Pic is me
Life isn't all that bad
5'10 king of the manlets here, thinking of going to Japan to feel taller.
>>25156845
it's just a correlation senpai
i went to the top uni in my state and the average height was a few inches taller than my high school where 90% of students went to community college or straight to employment.
tall stature is an imperfect indicator of good health & childhood nutrition, which is why it correlates with nearly every positive social outcome. sure their IQ is on average a few points higher but it's not causal like race & the 15-point black-white IQ gap.
more tall CEOs, you think that has anything to do with their height? CEOs were born into that position and were groomed since child. they're all from top tier schools in major fraternities with richfag parents.
>6"2
>full beard at 20
>wirey build thanks to my strange liking of hiking and kayaking
>still a virgin
Life as a cyborg hurts in strange ways.
>>25156845
https://youtu.be/arkTwmmPn4s?t=600
It's you vs. Stephen Fry and the QI research team now my friend.
5'1
22 years old
People ask me what grade I'm in walking around town.
forever a boy ;_;
>>25158491
so which kindergarten do you go to?
5'6" reporting in the only thing I have going for me is good hair. Went from mullet to buzz cut back to longer than before.
did I kill the thread?
4'10", fat, and short hands. Not even a fucking manlet. Kids used to laugh at me, still get bullied sometimes. Now I just run to the grocery store and back home as quick as I can. The shop keeper patted me on the head a few times.
>>25158527
you look like a normie or chad
gtfo
>>25153771
5'10 king of manlet here. It hurts
>>25158527
Keeanu?
>>25158666
And even my post is proof that God essentially hates me.
>>25158666
and even this post is proof that god hates me.
>>25158687
calls me a normie and a chad yet I haven't had sex in over 7 years.
>>25158782
try snape
5'5 here
gf and regular sex so i dont complain
>>25158816
>>25158783
See? Even 4chan makes fun of me. Doesn't post my replies properly.
>>25158834
She's fucking someone taller and better looking behind your back anon.
>>25158962
this, experience says so.
5'11 manlet subhuman reporting in.
>>25155504
are you a prostitute ?
Dads 5'8 moms 5'4, somehow I ended up 5'10.
Things could have went a lot worse.
>>25159025
Too bad you'll never gain membership into the 6 foot 2 master race club. Poor you
>>25158987
>>25158962
Have you heard the story about the crabs and the buckets?
>>25159046
please do tell
>>25159041
Don't see how that would help when I never leave the house.
>>25158527
Your face looks good aswell.
>>25159114
cousin of mine is a total chad and says that his body used to be like mine and that all I have to do is work out to get pussy regardless of the fact that I'm a complete asshole.
>tfw 5'7
It would all be okay if I was 5'9
Anyone use lifts? I only want to be 5'10 at 5'8 and this is obviously the only solution. But I fear that, once I do it, I'll be fucked once someone knows and publicly makes everyone else aware.
>>25159192
I wear nike shox for the extra inch and nobody says shit.
Move aside shortfigs or I will stomp you.
>>25159288
do more squats reno
5'10 here and also /fit/. Doesn't even help.
They don't even look in my direction, I'm able to get slightly above average grills if I try hard enough but really I just don't want to play to their egos as most people could anyway. Alcohol is a cosy enough replacement. Starting to no even bother.
>>25159345
>fit
usually short dudes like us work out and gain no mass only some definition. you need to eat more and get broader if you want women to look at you for your body.
>mfw 6'1"
will never reach the golden height
>>25159048
there are many versions, but basically.
A boy meets a fisherman checking his traps for crabs, he takes some and puts them in a bucket.
The kid asks the fisherman why doesnt he put a lid on the bucket so the crabs dont scape.
The fisherman replies that he doesnt need to, whenever a crab tries to scape from the bucket, the other crabs cant handle it and bring him back in.
Dont be crabs.
>>25159486
>implying I have a conscious
where do you think we are?
>>25159414
I get gains pretty easily thankfully. Look pretty lean desu but usually in a bar or club they'll come over and feel my arms and chest, compliment me on them then get with my friends who are all > skinny, 6'1 and don't even have that good facial aesthetics. Feels bad man, I don't know where i'm going wrong...
>>25159505
>le damaged tuff guy from 4chan meme
>in a lel im short so sad thread
Sorry for bothering you, please continue your roleplay.
>>25159549
Dude just be yourself, it works well for me
>>25159633
just because im short doesn't mean im not an asshole. I'm sitting here typing to you on this shitty website for a reason.
>>25153771
5'5 manlet reporting in start going after tall girls my short bros
>>25156515
>" Fathers who have wives shorter than them, more often than not, produce manlet offspring."
Holy shit, this is so true. My dad is tall and I'm short as fuck and so genetically inferior. I mean, just look at him compared to me. I shouldn't exist.
6'3", average BMI
Still a fuckup
>>25159288
is one of your legs broken or something?
>>25160817
Also, still a virgin at 27.
Height might be a multiplier, but 0 * (Height Advantage) is still 0.
>>25153829
Ide rather off you.
>5'9"
>brown eyed "Mediterranean" white
Even some gooks are taller than me and have lighter skin. I have the same hair and eye color as them.
Why did this have to happen?
At least I can get away with wearing lifts, as my legs are so stumpy.
Silver lining, right guys...
right?
>>25153771
god damn you whiny faggots care to much about height
>>25160994
it's usually lankets trolling on us short guys
I'm 5'7" and I usually come into these threads to troll but the manlet feels hit me hard today.
I went to the mall to do some last minute Christmas shopping and literally everyone that wasn't a literal child was taller than me.
It was fucking gut wrenching. There were women who wore flat soled shoes who were several inches above me. I went into jewstop and the only person I was on par with height wise was a fucking 12 year old kid.
Most of the teenage girls there were my height or taller. When the fuck did society get so fucking tall? And what did I do during my developmental years to retard my growth so fucking much?
There were several women who towered over me, and I felt like I didn't even seem human to them. They didn't give me any derisive or condescending looks or anything like that. I just felt so inadequate. I can't imagine what life is like for guys who are smaller than me.
I'd kill for 5 extra inches.
>>25153771
6'5" 195lb lankyfag reporting in. doesnt help that im balding at 23yo. fml right robots xD
5'1" plaster case reporting in
>>25161399
I'm >>25161340
What the hell is life like for you? I can't fucking imagine the shit you must feel.
>>25161430
Basically the shortest dude wherever I go. Even bitches be dunking on me.
> tfw 40
> made fun of more at this age than when I was in HS
> even randoms i play online with seem to know im "disability" height challenged
> even the short bitches are taller than me
> you have not even experienced fucked c ucked whatever
> can fit into children's XL or "husky" clothes
/thread
>>25161340
Remember this day the next time you have the need to troll these threads you stupid cunt.
>>25161609
But I'm not midget though,actually HWP.
There's not one dude thats shorter than me that has gnome like features, but even I don't have the heart to insult him. And he rarely comes to the bar because, well you know, crippling shortness.
> I know that feel
> fuck kayaks
>>25161609
5'2 here man life sucks ass
>>25161690
*there is one dude* oops
I used to go snowboarding and all of my friends kids were taller than me.
They used to say "you must be at least this tall to ride on the lift". Remember I was about 35 at the time...
> an hero tonight!
>>25161656
Please, forgive me. I'm sorry, brother.
I usually don't have to confront my height head-on since I rarely go out to public places.
>>25153771
small men have more capacity to be /fa/ than talls do
its true
>tfw scared of dating very short girls in case it gets serious and we have children and they'll be supermanlets
>>25156443
>It's more like 5'4"-5'7" is average
nigger it's like you don't even know what "average" means
