>roommates a girl
>roommate has a friend that has a boyfriend
>the boyfriend is a 6'9" 300lb flabby fat ass who has a woman figure
>the guy has no friends and the girls decided it would be a good idea for us to be friends since we both don't have any
>guy is fucking crazy, making fun of almost anything I do for no apparent reason,will mimic a cough or a sneeze.
>literally a sperg, everything I say he tries to contradict
>wants to hang out and watch a movie
>don't want to be friends with him anymore because I might try to kick his ass
How the fuck do I tell him to fuck off? He keeps texting me and making plans, even though it seems like he hates me.This guy is the worst human I've ever been in contact with. Is this what I get for hanging out with normies?
>tfw you have no gf but this autistic landwhale does
Be passive-aggressive, ignore him a lot, only give answers like "hmm", "ok", "yeah" etc.
He'll get it eventually.
>>25153786
Nah don't do this, that takes too long and he might b autistic and not get the idea. Just tell him to fuck off. Your story should have ended when the girl tried to set you up, you should have told her you weren't interested. Now look at where you're at.
>>25153705
That sounds like hell. I knew someone like this. Fuck people like that. Theyre fucking weird and creepy.
That being said, the dude could probably crush your skull and cave it in. You can end up like this
>>25153919
Yeah he looks like he has retard strength, I wouldn't mind fighting him though, but he's got a foot of difference with me. Guy is lazy though, just school and works. I can't believe my roommate thought I was same level as autistic as this guy. I have a little bit of friends because I choose them carefully. This guy is a straight up creepy wierdo, no wonder he doesn't have anyone
>>25153976
Would you want you skull caved in? Im 5"1 and I can't imagine going up against this guy. sweet baby mohammad
>>25154022
I'm 5'11" athletic and lift heavy every single day. He's fat, eats candy all day and doesn't do anything. Size isn't everything, my stamina alone would overpower him
>>25154282
>Size isn't everything
Only if he can't catch you or if you get a punch to his face first.
>>25153705
Prank him
>>25154282
>my stamina alone would overpower him
no it wouldnt
>>25153705
>fuck off nigger I don't like you
exatly like that, what's so difficult?
>>25153705
>guy is fucking crazy, making fun of almost anything I do for no apparent reason,will mimic a cough or a sneeze.
These people are particularly aggravating. I think it's because they can't tolerate silence so they'll do literally anything to fill the void.
>>25154985
This. Why are people such spineless pussies?
>>25153705
>nah man I don't like hanging out with you cuz you act like a fat Gaylord
Text him that and block him