Does anyone have any more pictures like this? I absolutely love pictures like this.
More friendzone / beta pictures.
I'm sure he's of the gay.
Pics like this suck. She obviously took it and captioned it, and that means whores are in on it. Friend zone is a thing that shit human beings do.
>>25152527
>beta pictures
What are you going to do with them?
>>25152527
>lmao he gets to touch and look at my ass and pussy; what a fucking loser!
original post this is
>>25152575
he doesn't get to fuck her though
>>25152567
>>25152527
No one gets that close to chicks vagina like that and doesn't fuck her at least once. Give me a break.
>>25152527
im kind of sort of really jealous of that power level.
original post this is, as well
>>25152574
What a fucking cuck, and i thought i had seen it all
>>25152574
that was hard to read.
>>25152574
>that shit is not nasty, that is life
Just because it's a natural human function doesn't mean it's not nasty. If I shit my pants and the people around me said it was nasty, I wouldn't say it's normal and natural because it's what the human body does. Normies are so retarded.
It's more likely that he's her gay best friend rather than a friendzoned cuck.
>>25152527
maybe you are going to like this one as well.
>>25152615
I kinda like this whole idea of reverse roles when it comes to oral.
>>25152574
I genuinely believe that it would be immature to react negatively to waking up to having period blood on your sheets, its something that can happen, whatever, as long as it's not a regular occurrence i don't give a shit. But going on this desperate beta male rant for attention is pathetic as fuck. No matter how many girls share like comment etc this shit, they ain't going to fuck him; they are only praising him because women agree with anything that allows them to behave however they want without consequences, it means nothing.
>>25152527
I find it hard to fathom that level of beta, like how can a woman be so unintimidated by a male that she lets him tweeze her pubes and takes a picture of it.
>>25152779
sorry about watermark
>>25152574
>If I had a girlfriend
every time. every fucking time someone makes one of these white knight rants.
alpha af
>>25152837
Anyone who thinks these guys are 'friendzoned' must have a screw loose. She definitely fucked the one on the left at least.
>>25152844
I like how he says it twice
>if I wasn't single
>and had a girlfriend
Or is he implying that he's bi?
>>25152779
>tfw no femdom "best friend" to make you go down on her whenever she feels like it
>that fucking chin
>>25152822
There is no context so it's quite difficult to say,hell it could be her boyfriend and she just put the "friendzoned" thing as a joke.
>>25152900
too bad I would have to sacrifice my full jihadi beard first
>>25152574
Somezimes Im glad Im the way I am. Bitter but not this fuckibg beta and ignorant.
anyone have the thing with the passed out girl where the guy comments "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to drink this"
>>25152574
Kind of like this
>>25152905
You can see the hurt in his expression
>>25152900
>make you go down on her whenever she feels like it
I would love this
>>25152574
Yeah, it is normal. So why the fuck is he making a colossal deal out of it. She's not dying. She's not injured. She did the equivalent of pissing in the bed.
>>25152970
>my gf loves my jihad beard
allahu akbar
>>25152998
Weak-chinned, fedora wearing faggot or not, that kid had some seriously good moves.
Still not enough.
>>25152820
Wow I've seen this pic tons of times and it just now clicked that that's period blood and not like diarrhea poop.
Not nearly as gross as I thought.
>>25152663
wtf is wrong with her shoulders is she a space alien
>>25153076
lucky you. I don't even have gf to hate mine. but my sisters friends mother told me that she would instantly dated me if she was not married. not sure what to thing about that tho since she is like 50 years old hag with either fetish for beards or wicked sense of irony.
>>25153112
She has traps but no delts
must shrug a lot
>>25152527
/r/foundfemdom is pretty good for stuff like this
>>25152615
thats a stupid position tho
>>25153151
>brother in law
So is her husband okay with this?
>>25153106
She wouldnt give a shit no matter how good he was. Shes just smiling in the clip so she gets attention. And boy did she get it. A lot of comments on YT were asking for her instagram, while the hat lord got laughed at.
Digging from my hard drive 1
>>25153151
Husband cucked
Digging from my hard drive 2
>>25153185
look at him, he's a massive beta, no threat at all
>>25152999
Just a Google search away, friend
>>25152527
You know what that reminds me of
a fucking eunuch.
a man who's had his balls and dick cut off.
The story is about a guy who is a very good friend and got shit for it on the internet when he showed up with this and girl was happy for a genuine person and posted his photo online.
What's the difference between fandom and being a cuck?
what's so wrong with being friends with a girl?
>>25153354
your momoriginal commenti
>>25153354
I don't know, maybe everything?
>>25152644
l m a o
no
bloxblox
>>25153351
the intentions of the male and faithfulness of the female
>>25153354
cuck
>>25152615
rofl, what a fucking beta
he's literally eating chads cum out of that roastie
>>25153354
Girls are better friends than men. Men are loyal but boring, girls are interesting.
Just don't be friends if you think you might get feeling for them.
>tfw every time you think you might get a girl bro then end up falling for you, trying to get with you and they don't want to stay friendzoned but instead cut off all contact
>>25153448
>Girls are better friends than men. Men are loyal but boring, girls are interesting.
>girls
>interesting
>>25153448
>girls are interesting
>>25153448
I like scissors
>>25152900
why the fuck would she face that way where his nose is right in her asshole?
that's fucking disgusting
cuck-tier
>>25153351
femdom = being dominated by a woman for fetish purposes, afaik in most healthy femdom relationships they maintain a pretty normal functioning relationship out of the bedroom, just like women who like to be dominated in bed. being a cuck just means (classically) watching your girlfriend fuck other men, not really about domination per se. contemporaneously though being a cuck has taken on the meaning cheated on by your wife, particularly when the man deals with this poorly, like staying in a relationship, feigning ignorance, being scared to confront his gf/wife or being humiliated by the man she was cheating with etc. If you are cheated on and dump the bitch when you find out, I hardly think you can be seen as being cucked really.
>>25153354
Nothing.
It's this ridiculous shit that's the problem.
We should really have set up the /r9k/ Beta Outreach program by now, to stop these guys doing this, and give them some self-worth.
>>25153488
>not eating your girls ass
low test beta /pol/cuck detected
>>25153448
>tfw every time you think you might get a girl bro then end up falling for you
>for you
>you
Yeah, sure
>>25153448
>Girls are better friends than men
>girls are interesting.
>>25153519
>enjoying the smell and taste of feces
you are scum
>>25153272
Its a fucking greentext story obviously meant to be funny what is wrobg with you dipshits?
>>25153354
Its fine to be friends with girls even if you do want to fuck them secretly, the problem arises when you either catch feelings or actually try to act on wanting to fuck them by doing favours for them etc in the hopes they will fuck you, be your gf. if you have female friends and treat them just as male friends its fine. male friends don't paint their male friends toenails so you shouldn't be expected to do the same for female friends.
>>25153471
>>25153458
Most girls I've talked to are more interesting to talk to. If men have more interests, or deeper ones, they sure don't like to share details about them in a detailed manner.
This is my experience, but I haven't had any close female friends to know if I'd keep finding them interesting long-term.
>>25153354
Nothing at all, m8.
But ask yourself: would you shave your male friends pubes? Would you carry all of his shopping for him? Would you let him sit on you like a chair? Would you dance for his amusement, and to get his attention? Would you let him walk all over you?
If the answer to any is 'yes', then you are beyond saving.
>>25152779
>>25153174
>>25153431
>implying he isnt getting a taste of some sweet feminine penis
>>25153407
>>25153448
I mean have none of you been actual friends with a person who happened to be a girl? why? are you afraid you might fall in love with her or something? what are you so scared of? I mean hell, my post got 6 replies in an instant. why do you react so emotionally when someone mentions this? so easily triggered?
>>25153272
top kekekekekekekkekkekekekke
>>25153537
virgin detected
girls clean their ass holes.
>>25153550
nobody cares, fedora tipping redditor
>>25153532
I'm not even baiting, I had that happen quite a few times.
>>25153550
The only interesting thing about being close to a girl that's not your girlfriend is getting her to sleep with you. Girls have no interests other than cosmetics, popculture and men. Gossiping might be kinda fun, not for long though.
>>25153546
>you guys didn't reply to my shitty screencaped greentext what the fuck is wrong with you I'm such an angry faggot!
dipshit detected
>>25153417
femdom is you wife taking a doinant role over you during sex
cuckoldry is your wife fucking other men
>>25153550
>Most girls I've talked to are more interesting to talk to
So you are gay and like to talk about make up faggot
>if men have more interests, or deeper ones, they sure don't like to share details about them
Well, not when you are gay, we hate faggots
>This is my experience
Youre gay experience
>but I haven't had any close female friends
That is because you are full of shit and like to play with bait posts
>>25152900
does it make me beta to want to sniff and lick a girls smelly hairy asshole and have her fart and poop on me?
>>25153448
Girls aren't more interesting. You just feel more motivated to talk to them.
>>25153640
What? No, I didnt post the pic but people seem to have taken the pist seriously in the screen cap. Like what the fuck, he is obviously trolling.
>>25153637
That's pretty edgy.
>girls have no interests other than cosmetics, popculture and men
>>25153146
more like she has no muscle at all and has poor posture
>>25153660
no, scat/fart fetish is alpha as fuck
>>25153688
It isn't edgy anon, that's true. I'm speaking from experience as a normie.
>>25152900
this forum gives me way too much false hope that I could just sit on a guy's face and he'd be totally accepting
>>25153448
Yeah youre gay dude
>>25153580
I was never even engaged in relationship with woman that can be described as friendship. since primary school girls seems to be avoiding me. I don't really recall having conversation with woman that was not from my family. also they do not seem to be interested in vidya, music, books or movies I like so I don't really see a reason to talk to them.
well there is one exception, my friend has crush on girl that pretty much like what I do but ofc my friend is not going to introduce me because he is douchebag don't wanna lose her. (but I can understand that)
>>25153688
It's true but its really the pot calling the kettle black on /r9k/ where all anyone does is gossip about girls and chads and cuckpost.
>>25153667
I feel a bit less vulnerable when opening up to a girl about a few things, but generally have a harder time talking to women than men.
I have no real motivation sexually or romantically because I'm committed in another relationship, but maybe subconsciously.
>>25153701
Ill side with you Anon
Even if they pretend hobbies, they just do it to get more attention from other males. The female brain is like a moth
>>25153717
fuck off wore
bloxblox or a faggot baiting
>>25153739
faggot detected
bloxcxlox
>>25152615
This is why giving oral to women is beta as fuck.
>>25153739
I like rocks
>>25153769
because you do it in a stairwell in public school when she asks you?
>>25153739
>I feel a bit less vulnerable when opening up to a girl about a few things, but generally have a harder time talking to women than men.
I was actually fine telling women (female friends, and my mother) about having depression, but felt completely unable to tell any guys.
I think it's because women actually talk about emotional kind of things normally, but guys don't really.
>>25153717
You're a straight man with a penis.
>>25153765
I'm collecting all these Yous for stating my opinion.
I just feel my way of seeing things and being friends with aligns better with girls but I haven't been able to get the sort of female buddy I've been looking for.
>>25152527
how has no one noticed her roast beef vagina?
>tfw you have an entire beta folder
>>25153792
Enough anon, be a faggot somewhere else
>>25153739
You see women as nurturers and care-givers, and trust them with emotional problems.
Anon, tell me about your mother.
why do they do it to themselves? Don't they realise there are billions of women out and they don't need to degrade themselves like this
>>25153791
No because the person receiving oral is dominant and the person giving oral is submissive. This is how prison hierarchy works too where the alpha males get the submissive beta males to suck them off.
If you can't see this you're so cucked you don't even realize.
>>25153750
so mean
I will troll the shit out of you guys and i'm not even mad.
>>25153732
>I was never even engaged in relationship with woman that can be described as friendship
okay so you've never been close to a woman before, right.
>also they do not seem to be interested in vidya, music, books or movies I like so I don't really see a reason to talk to them.
and you seem to know this...how? you just said in the beginning of the post that you've never had ANY friendships with women. A friendship involves talking, learning about people. But you've never had them and yet you claim to know what they like or dislike?
>>25153746
>Even if they pretend hobbies, they just do it to get more attention from other males. The female brain is like a moth
how can you make such griandose claims, to know the motivations of another person, or a group of people? and based on what, your "experiences in the normie life"? literally grouping up AN ENTIRE gender based on your short first-hand experiences?
>>25153836
post it then faggot
>>25153746
You're entirely right my friend. Let me elaborate on that.
Let's take a woman who says she's into music. One would think she has her own developed taste that is based on her individual preferences. Well, you could not be more wrong. Girls that are into music are either into
>worthless top 40 stuff
which she just enjoys listening to, or
>pitchfork approved, flavour of the month shit
which she pretends to like to get attention from a certain group of people.
Same goes for any other kind of hobby. Movies? Either romcom or pretentious artistic shit. Vidya? Farmville or le skyrim. Literature? John Green and Danielle Steel or tryhard stuff she reads without understanding. That is how females function.
>>25153867
>alpha males get the submissive beta males
alpha faggots get the submissive beta faggots
>>25153746
>implying your attention is worth enough to fake a hobby
bruh
>>25153583
Back in 2012 we didn't have that kind of meta shit. People were being cringeworthy without realizing it still.
The fedora meme really took it to the forefront.
Just for reference, this video is 100% serious when it came out. Today it looks like a joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYUbUvzlvFw
2007 we didn't have meta cringe like now.
>>25153792
That as well, I can talk about my emotional state easier.
Also I feel less awkward talking about things I find aesthetically pleasing (art, nature or women) with women than with men.
Like, I would never be able to tell a guy friend how a certain piece of music makes me feel and why, but I'd have no trouble telling a girl about it, and maybe get her to see things my way.
>>25153448
>girls are interesting.
You mean their asses and tits? sure.
And they say women have it hard
>>25153792
No. You won't talk about it with guys because guys will tell you the truth. Girls will lie to your face and say everything is okay.
>>25152527
Is he shaving her or wtf is he inspecting it?
>>25153850
She loves me very much, she's somewhat crazy, she fully believes I'm the best kid/man in the world and states it to everyone she knows at random times.
She's always been there for me but so has my dad.They both cared for me as much, and they both were around the same amount of time (both worked full time, both did as much "nurturing").
>>25153896
you do realise different people exist in this world, right?
>>25153836
can you post that "chubby chaser" one? looks like great btfo material for fat chicks
>>25153923
How underage ar eyou that you believe what you are saying?
>>25153869
Simply as how you saw it
>>25153896
Amen my fellow normie sir
>>25153922
Trust me with this one, you will find it out sooner or later desu.
>>25153968
have you never seen a pair of tweezers before?
>>25153869
>and you seem to know this...how?
I don't know this it is just my experience. at school there were women around. I had two or three robot friends and we used to talk about vidya, music and shit during breaks. and those bitches just hated on us for no obvious reasons so I somehow blame it on stuff we talked about and that it was not so appealing to them. maybe there were just mad because we gave them no attention at all.
>>25153836
I forgot I have a few beta/fedora pics, to bad dumping on here is ruined, because that somehow made /r9k/ better
>>25152837
not beta, they're touching her tits and unlike the retard in op she isn't tricking them into some slavey shit
>>25153717
why not, I'd love that
but please don't shit on my face that's actually disgusting you know
>>25153979
It is
>>25153892
Tell me which one you want, I am too lazy to post everything
>>25153354
because a man will do boyfriend tier stuff with a girl while not actually being bf and gf
>>25153266
oh come on it's jsut a mirror on his shoulder, no big deal
>>25154063
dont care just post some so i have something to look at.
>>25153974
Obviously. But from what experience I've had so far with women, I came to the conclusion that 90% of them fall either into the first or second category. I'm not saying every woman does, just most of them.
>>25153986
Do you read minds anon?I'm a /pol/lack and seeing my countrys emblem on your picture made me shed a tear
>>25154063
funny thing is the guy with the fatty is by far the most attractive man there, what's up with that?
>>25153448
>interesting
if lying, drama and shit ton of unbelieveably boing shit (clothes, makeup, her shitty problems, her shitty friends' problems etc.) is ok to you then why not
and part two in this original comment
post some shit that will make me hate women so much I won't want anything to do with them anymore
>>25154079
most people period fall into the first two categories. do you really think the average normie has a nuanced appreciation of music and film? Frankly I've met an equal number of men and women with interesting tastes and interests. the problem is that a lot of the girls with interesting hobbies are escalated by this and will typically only associate with top tier men so we don't really meet them often.
>>25154063
belly gf: the pic
>>25154095
That shows appearance is not as important for guys as it is for girls.
A hot girl can get any man she wants, but working out and taking care of your hair does not guarantee you are going to attract any girl you want
tl;dr girl is life in easy mode
>>25154095
>shitskin
>most attractive one there
like being a one-eyed man leading the blind
>>25153746
>allowed to play personal music while working back of house
>new girl says she likes "indie" music like 1975 and that she also is a nirvana fan
>nirvana was my favorite band in junior high so I have heard their discography and still enjoy a lot of the songs that aren't overplayed
>a good 5 nirvana b sides play on my 103 song playlist
>she recognises none of them
>says she wants to be a fashion designer
>wears PINK brand clothes
>doesn't know basic fashion knowedge
>different girl at concert
>tumblr hipster with scoliosis
>cuffs her pants with no show socks
>says it's her thing
>trys to defend white privilege being taught when I talked about a liberal yahoo film class I'm taking that made me read about it
>girl says she likes videogames
>buys a gaming laptop and favorite game is skyrim
Honestly, I'd rather date a girl who doesn't try so hard to be one of le boys at this point. The only girl I've met who has her own personality and opinions that don't seem parroted is kind of ugly.
>>25154063
Shes clearly pregnant even the guy is holding her where the child is.
>>25152527
I don't understand why you would publicly post a picture of your cunt on social media. Do normies have no shame?
>>25153952
>women
>hard
why , because they bleed monthly? I can't see anything problematic which can't be solved by getting a rich boyfriend or not becoming pregnant
>>25154095
>high test
lololol
>>25154167
They are all 'shitskins' though you fuckign retarded /pol/ack, I'm just referring to how he is the tallest with the most masculine features. You'd expect him to be with the hottest girl.
I think this one is closer to the spirit of this thread :^)
>>25154139
I meant in a situation where a person specifically names something as their interest, implying that he or she is at least somewhat knowledgeable on the subject.
>>25154079
Im from Germany btw, so its super accurate though, well not that i have to read my own mind to know that im from that country i was born in. Im glad i could brighten up your day, have a wonderful life my friend.
>>25153972
Then you need to careful. Don't assume every woman wants what is best for you. Don't assume they actually care. They may use what you have told them against you.
Now go hug your mother. Then ask for some tendies. Share them.
>>25154095
I've had my fair share of skinny girls, my current girl is chubby but I don't care, she's just so lovely to me and never gives me hassle, spends money on me, goes down on me whenever I want, cooks me food all the time, is happy with just sitting in every night etc. Guys, believe it or not care less about looks than women do.
>>25154213
and like i said you retard, just because he is the "most attractive one there" does not make him attractive.
Osama Bin Laden was better-looking than most other shitskins. Does that make him attractive? No. Just less ugly than the rest. Idiot
>>25154155
Where did that whole idea that guys only want attractive women even come from?
>>25154173
That is a good point anon, ugly women = brain damaged moths, which is in some cases like a cure, since they wont fly into the light and get burned
>>25154232
men and women are typically interested in different things though, in my experience (ignoring normies and retards, and bearing in mind that I have stated meeting roughly equal men and women with good hobbies and interests) Men and women do have slightly different area of interest, not even talking about cosmetics and celeb gossip. Men are typically more interested in: Films, experimental contemporary music, video games, sport whereas women are more interested in indie/classics(60s/90s) music, literature and travelling. of course there is overlap in every way but this is what I find dominates each genders interests in my experience.
>>25154287
wtf is even your point other than having a hate boner for dark skinned people? I don't see how this relativity has anything to do with what I said.
>>25154349
what i am getting at is that he is a shitskin lol you idiot
>>25153256
>>25153185
Just pointing out that he could be her sister's husband. That's also a brother in law.
>>25153354
>>25153448
Everything.
Not only do 99.99% of girls make shit-tier friends, but they get jealous if you're physically close with other females.
I've had my little sister come up to my dorm during long weekends to play WiiU and it's amazing how catty whores can get when they see you getting close to another female.
>>25154365
Shit, this made me laugh more then it should
I got some stuff I can dump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z2HoN2TtC0
This song goes out for all you cucks, i hope you will wake up some day and remember what was clear since first grade, you are worth a thousand women, stay strong till you wake up
>>25154293
From nature. Men want fertile, healthy, thin women, in extremely impoverished countries, that means not being very skinny but any man who marries an ugly and obese woman is betraying his own nature and deserves nothing but shame and pity.
This is clearly a shoop but still hilarious.
>>25154479
Same concept, less implicit cuckoldry.
>>25154479
Man, I've actually been there. Took the last 4 hours of her birthday off, when I was in metalworking. Came home sweaty, sore, and smelling like burnt metal. Figured I'd take a shower and take her to dinner. Walked in and she had her lips around some black guy's dick. Lots of screaming.
>>25154479
the original is just her hands
>>25154502
>than
jesus christ women
>>25154502
What if he rakes in millions from trading stocks? Or he owns the factory/mine full of guys with hands like that.
>>25154502
>Than
what a dolt
>>25154584
than he not a man innit he a bitch
>>25154584
Then he's a sugar daddy and is probably getting cucked hard.
>>25154183
that's not clear at all
that is not how pregnant women usually look
>>25153192
That guy is a normie now and has a cute gf, his instagram was Garret something, people here discovered it a while ago.
And he has more balls than most people here.
>>25154584
It was probably made by a guy who works in a job where he gets his hands dirty, to try to justify the fact that he doesn't get to sit in an air-conditioned office and browse the internet.
>tfw femdomfag
>tfw this thread
Keep them comin'
>>25152615
This is hot as shit.
>>25154660
absolutely degenerated
>>25152779
THAT'S EVEN HOTTER
>>25153151
>/r/foundfemdom
HOLY FUCK
THANK YOU
>>25154537
I really hope you're lying, anon. Because if you aren't, you better be shitposting from prison because you're serving a life sentence for a double homicide.
>>25153354
There's no point since you get nothing out of it. If a girl isn't offering her holes to you she's more worthless than garbage.
>>25154750
Unfortunately I don't keep my guns loaded. But I did give her five across the eyes when she tried to make it my fault and goddamn it felt good.
>"WELL MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS WORKING I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TURN TO OTHER MEN"
>full-force slap
>hear muffled sobbing as she gathers her clothes up and leaves
>>25154818
>she tried to make it my fault
Fucking hell. It's always this.
>>25154818
Gj anon, im proud of you as a human being
>>25154818
Kek, why do girls always pull this retarded shit?
Like you literally gave her no other option but to put another dick in her mouth.
>>25154846
The worst part is they always seem to think it'll make their situation better. It reminds me of when my brother was a kid and would repeat dirty words he'd heard and then blame the person he heard it from. Trying to remove his agency from the equation even though he made the choice.
>It's not MY fault I had sex with another man, I can't be held responsible becsause YOU WEREN'T HERE TO STOP ME!
Then I don't want to be around you. I don't want to date an autistic child.
>>25154155
this image never fails to crack me up
his hair though
fuckin gross
doesnt help that its the color of shit
Beta thread? You got it. I can contribute some real life experience.
I think it should be noted in very into femdom, which is why any of this makes sense.
About six years ago I dated a qt3.14 girl right out of high school. Lasted six months. She knew all my kinks, and obliged them as she had her own messed up fetishes.
When we broke up she played the still want to be friend card. However, I kept trying to get into her pants. It succeeded, but only to oral sex (cunnulingus and analingus/facesitting only).
I spent the last five-six years going down on her whenever she wanted, even when she had a boyfriend. Straight cuck tier (they never knew). I was too afraid to break it off because it got me off, and she was my only form of sexual contact. We just recently stopped because she has been openly screwing a black guy. I'm not about that. That's how you get some uncureable shit, and in not trying to make the Jews happy by cucking myself to a nig.
>>25154947
Don't you have any selfrespect, Anon?
>>25154818
You're a better man than I, I'd have beat the everloving shit out of her.
>>25152820
This guy gets it.
And the bottom line is that if you're in a long term living together relationship with a woman, this WILL happen sometimes. They try to predict it and sleep with a page when they feel it coming on, but sometimes it just comes without warning.
>>25153448
Too far gone, sorry my friend...
>>25152574
Fuck this shit.
Reminded me of this.
>>25154947
It was hot until the cucking.Describe how bossy she was and how much she took it for granted, please.
>>25155012
I wish. I wish I did. I'm trying to fix myself right now. Cutting down on masutrbating and cutting out all of the fucked up porn in my life.
Part of me still wants to text her but I know it is a bad idea.
Hysterically, the rest of my life is in order. Good relation with families/friends, masters, job I love in my field...
>>25155016
I'm surprised I didn't. I've always had a pretty bad temper. Takes a lot to set me off but when I'm mad I go fucking nuclear.
>>25155094
Oh yeah, I didn't enjoy that part, but I was too much of a bitch to stop it. I was scared id never find anything like it again.
She was pretty bossy. She would often show up at like 2am when j had class or work in the morning just to fuck my mouth. She would often browse her phone while I went to town on her ass, until she felt like cumming. In all the years we did it, I orgasmed like three times.
>>25155113
See Anon, I have my own obsessions. Specifically with a meme I made in 2013. It is still used in German parts of the Internet. Said meme is controlling my life, there is not a day I spout something about it, and I can recite the top 2 copypastas I made for it (Which are still in use) from the top of my head. It is fucking pathetic.
I would never act on it in real life, though. It is what it is - a meme. It may have fucked me in the head, but I don't let it control my desires.
Maybe you should view femdom as a meme.
>>25155150
>She was pretty bossy. She would often show up at like 2am when j had class or work in the morning just to fuck my mouth. She would often browse her phone while I went to town on her ass, until she felt like cumming. In all the years we did it, I orgasmed like three times.
What does it feel like to have been in heaven and then had to leave?
I would give fucking anything for this.
>>25154947
I say bust the whole thing wide open. Tell the boyfriend. Tell errybody.
>>25155147
That must of really hurt senpai. Are you still in touch with her? I would have gone beserk, but I'm glad you had self-control.
>>25155369
No, she sent her sister to pick her shit up and that was it.
>>25155403
She didn't deserve you man. As trite as that sounds it seems true. Taking the time off from work was a kind thing to do. How were things before the incident?
>>25155176
Probably solid advice. Femdom is a meme.
>>25155205
Haha, pretty terrible. The thing is I knew it was fucked up the whole time. It wasn't an equitable deal, regardless of how much I enjoyed it. It also gave me some extreme self esteem issues. I'm good enough to do this fucked up shit, but I don't actually get to orgasm? I'm not good enough? It has made it even harder for me to approach girls. Like, I was doing more as an 17 and 18 year old now than I am as. 25 year old professional with a job and nice car. I still miss eating ass.
>>25155211
One of them was a drug dealer. Going to pass on the basis of valuing my own life.
>>25155443
Strained. It was a hassle to get her to do any cleaning or anything. She was working 2 or 3 6-hours shifts a week in an electronics store, I was working 6 12-hour shifts a week. It was obvious to me who should be doing the dishes and such but she would argue about it every time I asked.
>>25155113
>Cutting down on masutrbating and cutting out all of the fucked up porn in my life.
Fun fact, that won't make you respect yourself anymore.
I'm into all sorts of disgusting shit and I have WAY more self-respect than you.
I think the problem is genetic, you're destined to be a beta faggot.
>>25154947
Kek, looks like blacks are so impervious to cucking that they make other men less cuckable by extension.
>>25155555
praise quint-god
>>25155555
My brother is pretty alpha. My dad is fucking insane (math professor), so I can't use him as a good judge.
Who knows. I feel like I would be a whole lot better off if I never discovered femdom back when I was like 12 or 13.
Maybe I am just a beta for life.
>>25155572
I fucked a black guy's girlfriend a long time ago. She was this really slutty filipino girl. He wasn't especially happy when like 6 guys showed up when she went into labour.
>>25155607
>I feel like I would be a whole lot better off if I never discovered femdom back when I was like 12 or 13.
Trust me family, you're in it for the long haul.
For what it's worth, I can somewhat relate, I got into shit like loli, shota, incest, toddlercon, guro, ryona, etc. when I was 11 and dealt with molestation from an older female sibling, and I STILL didn't turn out as beta as you.
Seriously, consider some kind of therapy, being this beta is never a good thing, and it's liable to get you killed (most likely by your own hands).
>>25155070
Even though I've seen this before I'm laughing hysterically
I do think the beta role does help these guys. Being a "friend" with a girl opens your eyes to seeing how they really are with their boyfriends. How they crave the alpha attitude. How they want the bad guy. How they pity the weak.
It's actually like being a spy
>>25155626
Those niggers need Maury.
>>25154063
3rd one is neymar jr?
>>25154479
>bbc is covered with genital wart scarring
>>25153448
>girls
>interesting
son...
>>25155652
I don't plan on offing myself. As I said, I have the rest of my life together. I have a decent amount of savings, an education, hobbies, and a good job in a rich area.
Even my ex said I need a therapist (generally, right after we did the deed). Probably not a bad idea. Not sure how to go about it though.
>>25155742
Oh, it's all sorted out. Paternity tests were done as soon as possible.
>>25152998
Didn't he become an alpha tho?
>>25155860
Your ex didn't give a fuck about you anon, she just said that so she wouldn't feel so bad about using you.
I don't think you understand how badly betaness can fuck you up for life, and it's not something that you can easily overcome.
Shit, I've yet to fully overcome my own issues, after over 2 years of therapy.
I'm sure you already realize this, but when you're beta, life finds ways to kick you in the balls.
People with no self-respect don't survive long.
I'd suggest looking for some programs in your area, I'm not sure how it works for you since my therapy was mainly through school/uni, but seriously, get some help ASAP.
It'll definitely help you out.
>>25155860
Somehow I get the feeling you'd get a female therapist and she would wind up abusing you and you'll be munching carpet every session.
And paying for it.
>>25154502
>if your boyfriend listened in school and didn't have to resort to a shitty manual labour job then you have a girlfriend
ebin
>>25155950
My job gives me benefits/insurance. Might be able to do it through that? Not sure. I'll ask my brother. He'd likely know.
I've been considering it for some time. My self esteem is in the dumps despite everything else I have going for me.
>>25155960
Anon, I'm trying to stop this stuff. Stop trying to fluster me.
>>25156254
>Anon, I'm trying to stop this stuff. Stop trying to fluster me.
Please....please don't tell me your therapist is a woman...
>>25154173
>trys to defend white privilege being taught when I talked about a liberal yahoo film class I'm taking that made me read about it
You just showed who the real retard is
>>25156254
>My self esteem is in the dumps despite everything else I have going for me.
Y'know, I know how you feel.
When I was a senior in HS I felt the same way.
I had decent grades, tested well, and got into my first choice uni, but still felt like a disgusting piece of shit.
Granted, this was only roughly 2 years after the actual molestation and abuse ended, but those feelings can still linger.
Seriously, it might seem like you really don't deserve what you've got in life and it's all just some fluke, but trust me, you do.
I'm not going to give you some shitty normie advice like "JUS LUV U FUR U" but you're not some horrible person, you deserve better.
>>25154537
> lots of screaming
Better have been him screaming while you cut his dick off, and her screaming when you soldered her cunt shut, not you screaming.
>>25156359
Ouch. That made my heart hurt.
Thanks anon, you're a good person. I really need to figure my life out. It is nice to have someone that empathizes with my life right now, or maybe sympathesize is a better word. I'll take your advice with me.
The funny thing is I've told this story many times before, and either no one believes me, or like the guy above, they just want to wank it to my misfortune. Nice to have someone who has sound advice to give.
>>25156416
Screaming at each other, and me screaming at him. I think I told him if he didn't get out I would blow his brains out.
>>25155481
Oh you fucking whimp. Find the fucker, smash the bastards knee caps to dust. Tell him you'll bury him so deep he wont ever be found. Odds are, if you can manage that without dying, he'll be afraid of you.
Best to also knock his teeth out too. And maybe blind him. Your choice.
>>25156479
No problem anon.
Take it with a grain of salt though, I'm not exactly the best person to take life advice from.
>>25156580
>Odds are, if you can manage that without dying, he'll be afraid of you.
They always come back with their friends. You can intimidate one person. You can't intimidate a group.
>>25154376
how old is your imouto?
is she cute?
>>25156642
Then off the bastard. Tie him up, barbed wire and nails around wrist and ankles. Douse him in something flammable and set him alight. Then put it out, rinse and repeat.
Incredibly painful. No point muffling his screams though, the rag or whatever would burn up.
Kill his customers maybe?
>>25156663
She's 16.
Kind of cute, but she's a huge tumblrfag with the mind of a childnot that that's a bad thing.
>>25154063
Anyone have the motivational poster version of this with the caption "Know your limits" or something along those lines?
>>25154947
D-Did she atleast let you jerk off while you gave her the old lickaroo?
>>25153952
>thirsty men want to pump and dump you
>somehow a good thing
i agree, wimen on average have it easier, but not because of easy access to sex
>>25152615
Dumb roastie lesbians.
>>25156866
See later post. Once a year experience at best. She would kick my hand if I tried.
>>25156697
Man, I have a good job. I'm not killing or fighting anyone. Would be a dumbass to put this shit at jeopardy.
>>25156590
My irl friends know nothing about it, so it is nice to get advice at all.
>>25156723
>tumblrfag
SJW or yaoi fangirl?
>>25157036
Cartoon/vidya shipping fangirl.
I dont think I will ever understand these people
>>25156416
Wait a sec!
I recognize that girl being photographed
>>25156880
>Enough attention to make you feel like a queen.
>A bad thing.
>>25152527
lol dicks 123456
>>25154173
>turns out skyrim girl has all the crazy mods installed
>spent hours making it an enjoyable experience
>You passed up waifu material
Just kidding girls don't know how to mod.
>>25157474
some moders on nexus are girls, at least they claim to be.
>>25152861
oh wow. that "yep" made me cringe harder than any of what the guy said.
>>25157540
They tend to be the ones making all the dick and horse-anus mods.
>>25157303
Will he ever realise that he was the fuckboy all along?
>>25152574
BOHOOOHOOOHOOO I JUST BLED BOOOHOOHOOHOHOOHO ;;;;____;;;;
DONT WOORRY BBY ILL GIVE YOU ALL THIS SHIT IM SO SORRY 4 U HERRE TASKE BATH TAKE COCOA TAKE COFFEEE TAKE GIFT
BOOHOHHOGOHOHO I JUST BLED
>>25157474
come on those are important mods. horses without dicks were ruining my immersion since skyrim was release.
>>25153448
cuck
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original coment you fucking robot
>>25152574
>go gf's house
>shit on her bed
>"wtf, that's nasty!"
>That's not 'nasty', that's just life
