i don't even want to think about it.

>>25151517
Become a villain.

Do lots of good deeds so I'd earn a lot of good karma points and be reborn a chad in my next life.

Who is that guy? I saw him in another pic before
He looks like the missing link!

I'm actually really turned on by xeno-level strange features.

smell

wear a mask and become that guy who wears a mask

cosplay those big-ass aliens from gantz

>>25151517
Become bane

Snort all sort of shit. Should be easy if you have nostrils that big

>>25151517
Take a photo of myself.

Start Boxing

>>25151517

Grow as big a beard I can and grow my hair out, try to cover as much of my face as I can, so I'd get glasses too.

>>25151517
go on 4chan and open a "What would you do if you looked like this" thread.

Get a trashy wife and have a bunch of kids. Family would be the only good part of my life.

I'd say get a nose job but honestly with this eyes so far apart already that's probably just going to make him look even worse.

I'd finish morphing.

>>25151517
Nothing would change.