How was your day at work wagekek? That traffic jam sucked didnt it? Too bad, now your spare time is almost over. Better go to sleep earlier today or have you already forgotten how tired you were today when the alarm clock rang early in the morning? Mr Shekelstein has lot of work to do tomorrow, that hanukkah dreidel aint gonna polish itself. Better be motivated or no christmas bonus for you this year. Now enjoy the last minutes of your daily bit of a pasttime.
Tick tock wagie cuck.
>>25151331
It was alright desu
>>25151331
Funny shit man, you're a total riot!
>>25151331
Thisnow that I baited you into reading this, have fun being homeless when mommy and daddy are fed up paying for your ever enlarging ass you utter loser.
>>25151331
>That traffic jam sucked didnt it?
Joke's on you, I'm using public transport.
Actually OP I work at home and am getting paid at this very moment.
Stay mad friend.
Am I a Wagecuck if I enjoy my job?
>>25153121
what job ? 2sec
>>25152929
>this is what wagecuckies tell themselves
>>25153156
I work as a weapons mechanic in Europe.
Jokes on you, i love driving to work in the car i bought with muh own money
>>25151331
I get to fly business class traveling all over the world meeting with important people, making multimillion dollar deals while you get to live in your little cage watching reruns of cartoons all day. You are literally a pet at this point, no different from a house cat
>>25153369
no your not. Mr Shekelsteins propaganda seems to work on you
Wagefucks or NeeT, doesn't matter.
What matters is that we all browse 4chan therefore we are all fags
>>25153239
That sounds interesting. lemme guess... Heckler & Koch?
>>25153391
Except I do
>>25153461
I wish. That would be my dream job. My boss has been to the factory though, it's magical for gun porn.
I don't work for a weapons manufacture, I just work in a workshop, diagnosing and fixing broken weapons that come in.
Thinking about it, I'm really grateful and lucky I have a job like I do. I almost feel sorry for >>25153391, yea sure sometimes I have a shitty day, but I love getting out of bed, putting on a set of overalls, and working hard and getting things done and solving problems, I like it man. I've lived the neet lifestyle, and it's just... Unfulfilling. I soppose there is nothing wrong if your happy but I know I wasent when I was on autism bucks to paint warhammer all day.
Self Employed motherfuckers, I teach music and play at a local bar, wagecucks and neets will never know this feel.
>>25151331
I wouldn't know. I'm off for the next two weeks with full pay.
And I already got my Christmas bonus. It was about a month's pay. I'm using it to pay for a surprise vacation to Italy with my wife next fall.
>>25151331
>How was your day at work wagekek?
Not bad, monday is usually the least bad day
>That traffic jam sucked didnt it?
Didn't have one today actually
>Too bad, now your spare time is almost over
Well, I don't have to sleep for another 6 hours.
>Better be motivated or no christmas bonus for you this year
Already got it, only 50 pounds, but I got another 10 as a tip today
Woohoo! It's nearly christmas, wagie! You'll have at least 2 days of freedom before you're called in back to work by Mr. Bossberg-Jerusalem III for the new year but that's okay right? At least you can have that nice little office party while your partner sits alone at home, drinking a glass of that cheap wine, contemplating whether to leave you or not.
Nevermind eh! Tis the season to be jolly after all!
>>25154043
I'm off until the 4th. My wife and I are throwing a small new years eve party for about a dozen friends. Should be lots of fun.
>>25154170
>My wife and I
>wife
>posts on r9k
3/10 try again newfag.
>>25154170
You do realize your wife is fucking your friends behind your back while youre wagecucking for mr sheckelstein, right?
>>25154226
This is literally the only response NEETs can come up with when faced with the reality that people with jobs and relationships are much happier than them for the most part.
>>25152929
My parents stopped my NEEtbux a while ago.
Now I'm doing shelves, because it was the only thing I could do at 23 years with no education or experience or nothing.
I remember the job searching.
>so anon, you finished high school...
>no i dropped out
>ah. and what did you do between then and now?
>...
I want to either kill myself or every person that comes into the store.
On top of that my parents are keeping a part of my paycheck to pay "rent"
>tfw cucked by both mr shekelstein and parents
Queitly REEEEing myself to sleep each night.
>>25151331
>mfw I intern in a comfy office
>mfw getting a nice hot cup of coffee to start the morning
>mfw Bullshitting with coworkers, pooping, and browsing 4chan for 98% of my day
>mfw several female interns around my age working in IT so they aren't completely retarded and they have to at least be nice to me
>occasionally have to go to a meeting where my only job is not to fall asleep.
>mfw they pay me $15 hourly for this
>mfw I can afford weed and gaems
>>25154345
That's what you get for being a complete waste of space with no potential desu senpai like how the fuck can you not even finish high school? Niggers and roasties and degenerates walk out of there with diplomas and scholarships and shit, what the fuck did you do with your life?
>>25154430
I hated the people there, one day I lied in bed and just said no. It felt like my body couldn't move. My dad got mad, my mom got mad, I just stayed in my room looking outside, I still couldn't get out of bed. Then I played vidya a bit but most days I couldn't even do that. My days consisted of eating once a day, going to the bathroom, laying still hoping I'd stop breathing. Occasionally someone would come in and try talking to me.
It got better eventually. But then they stopped paying anything for me and they wouldn't drive me anywhere, do anything, and said they'd throw me and all my stuff out if I didn't get a job.
So I got a job.
>>25154513
You hated the people, so to get back at them, you ruined your life and abandoned any chance you might have had of a remotely enjoyable future?
Makes sense senpai. You sure showed them.
>>25154735
I know it's ridiculous. I'd rather be dead but I'm a pussy.
>>25154735
I will have my day of retribution, don't worry.
>>25154782
nigga don't steal my story for your beta uprising faggotry
>>25154735
>>25154778
>>25154844
Obvious samef4g is obvious.
I have worked full time manual labor, full time desk office and full time as well as part time in a lab.
Im still a student and this month i havent done jack, and I feel like an 8 yo again.
Thing is, NEETs spend most of their time on vidya, which in itself is like a job, at least how it affects the brain. With the proper job though, you actually do the real thing, and get money and social status in return. Also being superior to other grown-ass men is pretty sweet.
Does this mean I would work at MCs? Hell no!
But working as a CTO or being self-employed sure feels nice. Unfortunatley its a pretty big grind to get there
>>25154963
>being a wageslave
>being superior
Pick only one, educvck.
Oh, wait, you already picked the former when you voluntarily signed up for two decades+ of indentured servitude when you took your student loan.
>>25155048
Better than a lifetime of reliance on allowance from mommy and daddy, senpai.
>>25155133
To each his own I guess.
Now go and study some more so you can be a better slave later on.
wagiecuck bingo:
>yeah I work from home
>love my job with passion
>can't tell what job is that
>yeah my girlfriend sleeps with you but it's me who pays. I win!!!
>muh contribushon to society
>>25155048
lol, eurofag here, we study for free then move to real countries :-DDDD
Alarm clock beeping
Wagecvcks weeping
Time for floor sweeping
And burger flipping
While NEETs are still sleeping
Put on your slave collar
Each hour you earn a dollar
Your dignity level grows ever smaller
Better run fast when customers holler
While the NEET is being a baller
Your life amounts to being a thrall
You're a manlet and your dick is small
When your boss is around you don't walk, you crawl
He clicks his fingers and on your knees you fall
If only to be a NEET you had the wherewithal!
Cry, wagecvcks, cry over your sad lives
Rejoice at the $0.01 extra when your promotion arrives
But know that none of that shit survives
Also, NEETs are fucking your wives
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Aww hi Pepe. I didn't have a traffic jam because I had work late on Sunday and wound up sleeping at work. But boy it sure was hard to wake up this morning. I'm still tired now so I think I'm just going to drink this cheap liquor, think about doing some chores, and then pass out.
My boss forced me to take a health survey today, and guess what?
>unsatisfied with current situation in life
>poor diet
>lack of exercise
>feeling stressed out almost all the time
>not getting enough restful sleep
It turns out I'm at high risk for health problems! My boss saw it and immediately said "don't even think about leaving early the rest of the week."
>>25155448
>werewithal
This shit is getting more and more elaborate and I must say I love it.
Still waiting for someone to make a youtube video of this brilliant comedy.
>>25151331
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>>25155817
this pepe is created with love by myself
>>25155834
>calling facebook frog by a name
get out normie this place is not for you you are not welcome here you are not welcome here you are not welcome here you are not welcome here you are not welcome here you do not belong here you do not fit in here you have no friends here you are not welcome here nobody wants you here you are not liked here you have no community here nobody is here for you you are rejected here
