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>late 30's
>no kids
>no gf
>low libido
feels good /r9k/, I rather spend time playing vidya and shitpost on 4chan than waste time doing useless shit with a girl just to get laid. normies have the shittiest life ever
>>25151028
How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it Mr. NEET?
>>25151028
Yeah, just keep telling yourself that.
>>25151048
>how do you know you don't like eating shit when you never ate it
It fucking reeks, that's how.
>>25151048
I already had a few gf's and got laid last week, she asked me to come by today (she was drinking with a friend) but I declined and played black ops 3 all day instead.
>>25151048
>How do you know you hate sticking your dick on a hot stove if you've never tried it
Cause I'm not a fucking moron.
>>25151072
>>25151048
Normies getting mad as fuck. What's the matter, hate it when not everyone is as miserable as you?
>>25151028
Thispost confirms that robots are indeed superior.
>>25151085
>>25151115
>>25151127
>>25151141
Pic related, all of you angrybots.
>>25151180
Nice pic you got there, normie.
>>25151141
>>25151189
You sure do love using normie. Maybe if you keep using it enough, it'll make you feel better about being nearly 40 and alone
>>25151280
Awww, did your feelings get hurt? Maybe you should go talk to your precious girlfriend about it. Oh wait, you can't because that would be perceived as weakness. Tough break.
>>25151028
sounds comfy senpai, I've only been NEET 8 months but hopefully I can make it as long as you
>>25151306
What if I told you the "normie" is you, being as to how you're the one that lives an average, virgin, boring life?
>>25151337
You can say that all you want, normie, won't make it true.
>>25151459
You know it makes sense.
Accept it. Embrace it. Normie.
>>25151115
>already had a few gfs
>laid last week
>black ops 3
what the fuck are you doing on this board?
>>25151500
Not that robot, but I can't be on this board if I've had sex within the last week?
I'll see my way out.
>>25151028
Do you have a job? Or money?
>>25151579
yes but I work from home, can wake up at 2pm if I want and overall it's maybe 1-2 hours per day so it's more NEET than wagecuck.
>>25151718
>work
>Not in EMPLOYMENT education or training
>employment
>NEET
>E M P L O Y M E N T
>>25151754
This robot is correct.
>inb4 OP says "but i own muh own business"
You're technically still employed by your client's, wagie.
>>25151754
stay mad but I have the best of both worlds, I can live where I want because I don't collect some shit tier welfare, I never have to wake up in the morning, don't work more than 1-2 hours per day and all from my comfy home with a nice paycheck at the end of the month. Actually as I live in the 3rd world and get first world wage I have a great life.
>>25151849
>only work 1-2 hours a day
I'm sure you make a lot of moneys.
>with a nice paycheck at the end of the month
One paycheck a month? Weak.
>>25151899
I actually did not invoice my work for the second half of the year yet, so I will get a nice tax free $36,000 deposited in my account pretty soon ;^)
>>25151028
Step 1: Denial
>>25151028
>bragging about being an impotent middle aged man with nothing to do but play videogames and post frogs on 4chan.
Congrats m8
>>25152198
rekt
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