Help, robots! I am having people over tomorrow in my room for the first time in 4 years. You see, I got used to cum on my wooden floor, it's just layers and layers of old cum stains on wooden floor. Some are brown to black and almost one with the wood now. How do I clean that shit up? I tried water and soap but most of it is still there. What do? They will know! I am gonna drop sphagetti all over.
>>25150800
I'm curious now. Post a picture.
this didn't happen. but in case it did, buy some rugs or something
rugs and air fresheners if it smells, my friend. air freshener may smell shitty, but four year old cum smells worse
Change floors
Home depot and some Mexicans
>>25150825
It's bad.
>>25150836
My rug is all in cum too.
>>25150963
Should've cleaned them when you had the chance, right after fucking fapping
Or learn how to catch your cum between your hands you noob
Dunno, try scrubbing with some hard solvents like mineral spirits, acetone, gasoline etc
>>25150987
Sometimes I fap on the napkin but most of the time just lazy.
>>25150963
Why did you cum on the floor? Isnt it much safer to unload into cups?
Suffer the consequences you filthy bastard.
Buy some sandpaper, sand crusty cum stains out and back to smooth wood surface, revarnish surface
>>25151052
I don't want to ;_;
>>25151099
That's a good avice, with nice dubs to boot.
>>25151099
Great plan Senpai, but it can't be done in 24 hours. :/ OP needs to invest in some new rugs asap.
So that's where the dark stains on old wood come from. TIL
