Is there anything you wish existed, but doesn't?
anime girls
giant girls
giant anime girls
>>25150761
Objective truth.
Oh wait, it does exist.
The Fourth Reich.
pills that induce lucid dreaming
>>25150761
a button that i could restart my life with without the autism
save states but for real life
>>25150890
This is all I've ever wanted
A faithful cute girl who is interested in me
>>25150761
My love life.
suicide booths
>>25150928
So much this. Or a quick rewind feature at least.
>>25150761
Real 2D lolis.
A bionicle arm
>>25150786
Do you have any idea how obnoxious you are?
The ability to raise masses of land so i could make my own country.
If we're monogatariposting, Hanekawa. Terrible character in the show, but would be a god-tier GF in real life.
>>25151520
My cousin's daughter looks so much like a real Shinobu that it's terrifying. Really cute kid, sharp as hell for her age too. Almost makes me want one of my own, good thing I'll probably never get the chance.
I'm so fucking glad I'm not a 3d pedo.
>>25150761
Active pause
I wish CAPTCHAs like that were possible, e.g. choose the characters related to the character on the right or all characters that are from Touhou. They would make life more difficult for normies and hopefully make them stop posting here.
>>25150928
Fuck yes. Every robot needs this.
Ghosts you could have sex with.
Magic
anything that science cannot be explained by science, to make the existence of god undoubted
>>25151703
best ghost waifu
>>25151649
Like stopping time, but still being able to move around yourself?
I'd like that too.
>>25150928
>tfw went through a phase where I played tons of old games on emulators
>find myself reaching for the save state key in tense situations
>>25151733
I want magic to be real but only for a certain small amount of people including myself and a bunch of cute mahou shoujo and we meet up in secret and bond over our magical abilities
>>25151478
this x 1000
my burgeoning exit plan is a hassle. a booth would be so much smarter and easier overall. sigh.
>>25151638
How old is she? I'd be too tempted to cuddle her.
>>25151801
>Not wishing for your semen to be the only source of mana on earth in that case
>not wishing for more pleasure = higher quality mana
>>25152034
7 or so I think.
Superpowers, duh
>inb4 manchild
>>25151592
the one thing we can all agree is objectively true
I'm just gonna do it for everybody over in the weeb thread we're having, and say Kuroneko.
>>25152064
speaking of semen, who is this demon?
>>25152064
I don't want to be kidnapped and heartlessly milked for resources
>>25152134
Wait, you don't?
>>25152099
>He doesn't know about Rinko
I wish I had mind control. Even if it were limited like Lelouch.
>>25152168
Stocking is so fucking hot when they draw her like this, and then I try to watch the actual show and it's fucking tumblr tier bullshit.
shitsux.
>>25152488
>I try to watch the actual show and it's fucking tumblr tier bullshit.
>>25150761
A pill that makes my dick 4 inches longer and one inch thicker
>>25153091
But then everyone would take it and the effect would be cancelled out.
What you want is one of those mathematical formulas where the smaller number gets a larger increase than the larger number.
A clever anon could help me here.
>>25153163
(6-L)+L = Dick in inches
If your dick is over 6" you lose length, if it is under you gain it. But then everyone gets a 6" dick lol.
>>25153163
>But then everyone would take it and the effect would be cancelled out.
How would it get cancelled out? If anything now people with above average dicks become statistically less enjoyable to have sex with or remain the same. Vaginas and women are the exact same and are unchanged.
>>25150928
That would be fucking awesome.
Also cheat codes
>facial aesthetics modifier
>infinite $
>100% female attraction rate
>>25152521
I just can't stand Trigger's stupid animation and their OMG SO RANDOM sense of humor.
Maybe it gets better, I couldn't make it to that point. I felt like I was watching some shit that 14 year old girls obsess over.
>>25153397
I want /showracemenu for real life
with a penis size slider. Mine's fine, but it'd be nice to shrink it out of the way when I don't need it, and then give myself a 3 foot long wang when I fap, just to see what it was like.
Actually, just console commands for real life in general. And mods.
>>25152189
why is she such a fatty-boombah?
>>25153662
She's like ultra-milf or something.
Shonen level ability scaling, adventuring as an alternative to jobs.
Genetically engineered cat-girls, dog-girls, cow-girls, bunny-girls, squid-girls, Lamias, spider-girls, slimes, harpies, mandragoras, dragon girls, dullahans, cyclops, undead, robot girls, alien girls, and angel/demon girls.
Multiple characters pool. Character creation.
Superpowers.
Dimensional travel, especially to 2d worlds.
Advanced AR and VR. Human immortality. Advanced cyborgics.
>>25151592
Calm down bro, truth is relative. He can think that if he wants, you certainly can't say its "wrong." ;)
>>25154239
I don't care about his position. I'm just annoyed with people who think they're hot shit, and can't make five posts in a row without one of them being "debate me".
Pure motherfucking magic
But it would be the requires extreme emotional stability nearly always backfires requires painful memorization of runes and is basically useless without decades of study type magic. 95% of people wouldn't have the patience to do shit with it and/or it would backfire and get them killed. Barely anyone would be able to use it effectively. This keeps out normies (and most of you) cause emotions and memorization while I as an emotionless husk of a human being with a knack for new languages would be mid-tier at it which is fine with me.
>>25154453
Not even the kind where emotion powers it up at the risk of losing a crucial part of your humanity like the force, or darkness, but it straight up kills people.
>>25154453
I like the kind of magic that causes physical pain. Channeling that sheer force burns the body and cripples people. But it can also keep you alive.
Truly powerful wizards can heal themselves with the same magic that damages them, but it still causes pain and require a great deal of discipline.
Fucking time travel. I'd give anything to go to a World's Fair, see the Graf Zeppelin land, or watch the Grande Armee march through town.
>>25150761
a cute gf.
>>25154958
I want to fly a Spitfire in the Battle of Britain.
Yes, I play way too much War Thunder.
I want this choice.
And then I'll choose Ki.
someone who loves me...
>>25154958
This. I'm always completely mystified every time I think about what early humans were like, or what ancient warware was like. We have historical records and stories, but those are just a handful of things that survived over thousands of year. We don't actually know what happened or what life was like during those times, we just guess based on the few things we do know and the documentation that happened to survive for centuries.
>>25155007
She does exist. You just haven't found her:3
>>25155990
She certainly hasn't had any trouble finding other dicks, though.
>>25155252
>>25150761
All I really want is infinite wisdom and unshakable inner peace
I feel like the trials of life help me get closer to this
