>she dyes her hair any colour
>she wears disgusting amounts of makeup
>she smokes or vapes
>she drinks large quantities of alcohol or sugary drinks
>she wears high heels or generally dresses like she was a lawyer
>she's overweight
>she has piercings or tatoos
>she stretches her vagina daily with a unneccesarily large dildo
>she constantly checks her smartphone and her social media accounts
>she never stops talking or bothering you
>she keeps pretending to be a victim around you
>she believes anything the medias tell her
>she trusts the government
>she wants more gun control
>she thinks men = women
>she doesn't believe in family values
>she doesn't realize women are better for householding and child caring activities while men are better workers and fighters
>she doesn't want at least one child
>she doesn't believe in the "cozy home and a dog" ideal
>>25150323
>3D
fuckoffrobotthisisfuckingoriginalcomment!
women are so boring
thats why i love money
money is your only friend
For dating sites
>black
>bisexual
>I'M SUCH A NERD
>no description
>mentions Netflix more than once
>"princess" or "queen" in the username
>she doesn't do kegels
>she eats corn
>she bites the dick during blowjobs
>she makes fun of my pets
>she can't drink whiskey
>she makes fun of my perfect nails
>doesn't use a mechanical keyboard
>her mother is too old/fat
>has nasally voice
>knows how to cook (waste of time)
>she rests in peace
>>25152390
>>she bites the dick during blowjobs
It rubs the lotion on its skin
>she listens to EDM
>she hates Trump
>she's under 5'4"
>she uses the term "nice guys" as an insult
>she goes on reddit
>>25152390
Also, if she has snakes at her home. Not necessarily a red flag but still.
>>25152702
jeez, did you just describe me? i'm all of those except 2
>>25152702
trump is terrible tho
>>25152390
>eats corn
My only red flags:
>she's taller than 1.75
>she's got a tattoo
>she's religious
These are all, but she's done for if a single one is true
>>25150323
>she dyes her hair any colour
>she smokes or vapes
>she drinks large quantities of alcohol
>she has piercings or tatoos
>she's under 5'4''
>she listens to EDM
>>25152948
Just end your life, cuck.
>>25152790
>she's religious
Atheists really are stupid.
>>25152611
laughed at this for 10 minutes straight
what the fuck dude
>>25150323
>she is a francophile
>she likes sex & the city
>she is a feminist
>she is a conservative
>she is a regressive leftist
>she hates gays
>she is too into gays
>she is religious
>she is atheism plus
>>25150323
>shes a feminist
>she is a democrat
>she doesn't like Nirvana
>she doesn't like guns
>she participates in anything feminist related
>her favorite anime is Naruto
>is offended easily
>gets offended if I say nigger, kike, chinks, etc
>supports feminism in any way
>dying her hair any unnatural color
>>25150323
>She isnt catholic
>she isn't a virgin (or) the amount of men shes fucked is greater than the amount of men she's been married to
>shes been married to more than one other person
>She can't into /lit/
>She doesn't tolerate minor weebshit
>>25153733
I'm the exact opposite of those.
>>25153878
>nonvirgin
>multiple failed marriages
>doesnt read
>doesnt like weebshit
>using an anime reaction
Here's your reply.
Lets see how the wife stacks up to this.
>she dyes her hair any colour
Sometimes she dyes it a different color but meh, its no different than a hat.
>she wears disgusting amounts of makeup
Usually wears no make up, or very little
>she smokes or vapes
Both, but moving to vape only
>she drinks large quantities of alcohol or sugary drinks
We love our sugary soda and she drinks about once every 2 months usually at a party.
>she wears high heels or generally dresses like she was a lawyer
she is dressing more like your average adult now, since she got a full time job.
>she's overweight
We both are. I date inside my weight class.
>she has piercings or tatoos
Does this include ears? if so, few ear and two tattoos.
>she stretches her vagina daily with a unneccesarily large dildo
She actually seems to prefer dildos smaller than my dick, the one she bought that is bigger than me, only ever gets used if I use it on her.
>she constantly checks her smartphone and her social media accounts
Welcome to the modern world, what do you want am amish chick?
>she never stops talking or bothering you
nope,
>she keeps pretending to be a victim around you
nope
>she believes anything the medias tell her
nope
>she trusts the government
Double nope
>she wants more gun control
All the nope. She is getting a gun soon, and I have quite a few, she follows the belief that a good guy with a gun is the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun.
>she thinks men = women
Not sure what this means but if you mean that they are equal then in theory yes, but in practice no. she knows that most women are not as physical as most men, and understands other drawbacks as well.
>she doesn't believe in family values
loves them
>she doesn't realize women are better for householding and child caring activities while men are better workers and fighters
Same answer as two up.
>she doesn't want at least one child
Wants two,
>she doesn't believe in the "cozy home and a dog" ideal
She also wants cats.
Guys I found a girl that's literally perfect except for one thing. She smokes a ton of weed and said she'd be okay smoking weed her own child if she was ever a mother. How do I stop this meme? She's the first woman to show interest and even texts me first most of the time.
>isn't a virgin
>has a penis or used to have one
>>25155274
YOURE A FUCKING NORMIE OR KEK GTFO THE FUCK NOW
>>25153415
What's wrong with being a religious francophile?
Fucks you.
>>25155430
I've been here since before the days of the neet and autist, back when this place was just green text.
>>25155334
What does "a ton of weed" mean? It depends. She may use it as a crutch to escape reality or to deal with unresolved feelings. Meaning she has a lot of baggage. I'm just saying, it could be. If she uses it that way, it's probably too late.
>>25155471
RAAAAAAURRRRGH UUUURRRRGH
CONSEQUENCES WILL BE DIRE THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING NORMALSWINE
>>25155523
I like to imagine that you are a fat neet screaming at the computer, but I'm sure you are just some 14 year old enjoying a meme. kinda makes me sad.
>>25153659
>liking Nirvana
How does it feel to be 14?
>>25155475
We play games on PS4 and PC together for several hours a day, and she's usually high then. But if we're hanging out in real life or she's at work she's never high.
>>25155576
Ha-ha fag I'm actually enjoying a dank meme in my mid 20s
>>25152390
>knows how to cook (waste of time)
What?
>>25156175
Why would you cook when you can order every day? Please don't tell me you're poor, it's 2015.
>>25150323
>she doesn't want at least one child
I see nothing wrong with this.
>she's considering dating a ROBOT
Obvious red flag.
>>25156055
Either way, You have kept up your lifelong streak of disappointing people.
