>Live in midwest
>Hardly ever see niggers
>Hear something outside my window
>Niggers breaking into the vacant house next door
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
They didn't do anything
Call police, they will help you
Grab your most powerful weaponand call the cops
>>25149716
call the police
or try to beta uprise, beat him, then call the ambulance and the police and become and alpha
it is your chance
its a vacant house, why do you care?
>>25149716
SHOOT FIRST ASK QUESTIONS LATER
Kill them. You can claim it was in self defense and you'll get away with it because no one will give a shit about some robbers
Go tell that guy that nobody wears hoodies anymore. If he tries to give you any lip make fun of his autism shoes.
>>25149716
Shoot the bastard and be a hero OP
This is your one chance.
>>25149788
Fucking Kek I can just picture this happening
>>25149791
>>25149768
>>25149765
>>25149751
>>25149744
I don't have a gun.
>>25149730
>>25149763
They're breaking into a house. Probably to smoke crack or some shit. This is literally like 50 feet from my window. I'm scared...
>>25149788
I'd die
Let them culturally enrich your neighbourhood, and hopefully, your country
Give them your qt3.14 white gf in exchange for security
>>25149768
>You can claim it was in self defense
legally, not necessarily
if the house was occupied that could be used since self defense covers the defense of others
but since it is vacant and no one is in danger taking action would make him a vigilante and that puts him in hot water with the law.
I called the police like 5 minutes ago and they aren't here. The niggers are still outside. I don't think they figured out how to get the door off.
>>25149886
For the love of fucking god, if you are real OP, film the encounter with police
PLEASEbut also be careful because if it gets e-famous it's probably easy to find where you live
Call the cops or Zimmerman
>>25149716
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD.
GODSPEED, OP
KILL SOME NIGGERS
How do you know they aren't inspectors or something? In my neighborhood groups of wife inspectors just like those guys come visit every other week.
>>25149716
Demand a third of the loot or you give police your pictures
>>25149979
I'm too scared to do anything. Still no police. I'm fat and autistic so I don't know what else to do.
I should buy a gun...
>>25150019
Because we don't have niggers living around us. Why would you send niggers to inspect and empty house??
>>25150022
I'd get shot.
Follow and provoke him
>>25150042
What makes you think they're trying to break in?
>>25150120
They're black and I live in a white neighborhood.
>>25150042
I bet you are a NEET basement dweller cowering in fear because of some nignogs outside.
top kek
thats pretty cute in a funny way
>>25150042
You are such a pathetic cuCk lmao
Still no police........
>>25150136
If you couldn't tell my window is level with the ground, so yes, I am an autistic basement dweller. That is why I am so afraid. They could literally walk over to my unlocked window and kill me...
>>25150154
I don't understand. There is nothing sexual about this situation.
>>25149808
>call the police, anon
>b-but i don't have a gun
uw0tm8
>>25150136
It's not pathetic to fear niggers.
It's intelligent
>>25150131
Yeah but it's been 5 minutes and they're just standing outside the front door. They haven't gone around back or broken any windows. It likes they just knocked on the door and have gotten no response. Cops will make them leave but they probably won't be arrested.
>>25150189
They were nigger rigging the door though. Look at the photo on the OP. I live in an undisclosed state in the midwest. We don't have niggers here. The only niggers we do have are criminals.
lol, the nogs are probably just raise money for their basketball uniforms.
>decent contractor truck
>yellow dewalt tool bag
>operating in broad daylight
these niggers arent doing shit. mfw this will literally be the highlight of 2015 for OP
post more pics
>>25150169
>If you couldn't tell my window is level with the ground, so yes, I am an autistic basement dweller. That is why I am so afraid. They could literally walk over to my unlocked window and kill me...
If they find out you called the cops, they'll probably take your boipussy. desu
Should I call the police again. They haven't shown up and the niggers were looking at my window.
We wuz electricians and shie.
>>25150261
>ayy wite boi
>>25150169
thats soooo cute lol!!! like a helpless baby that can't fend for himself hah
post a pic of yourself jjjust to see how autistic you are :3
>>25150175
dont worry i follow that
>>25149716
>blatantly standing outside
>no one in the truck ready to make a quick get away
>it's a vacant house anyway
they are probably there on business
I mean if it was at night time and they were making a forced entrance you'd have a point but it's not
>>25149886
>>25150261
That truck is pretty nice for crack niggers. Probably some workers desu. Cops are going to get there, guys will be innocent and ask who called the cops, cop will fucking point right at you and they'll all know you're a puss. Wot a laff.
>>25150261
why don't you go to some other part of the house where the window isn't there. lock yourself out turn off lights and sit in whatever room
call the police and see what is taking them so long
looks like bait
now show your cute face
>>25150310
>>25150299
>>25150295
>>25150280
>>25150279
I think I'm going to go to McDonalds. I'll report if anything is stolen when I get back. It's better than dying. Bye /r9k/.
>>25150310
>>25150280
>>25150136
>>>/lgbt/ is this way you disgusting gay degenerate.
post yfw they're just workers or some shit and op is a massive beta who's scared of the evil black man
>>25150355
nonnonono
dont BYE mE
take a PAP of yourself eating MCDONALDS
and dont let those nignogs kill you on the way out
>>25150355
>Afraid of niggers outside
>lives in suburb
>so driveway is in front of house
>going to McDonald's
>will have to walk out in full view of the niggers to get to his car
>IS AFRAID OF THE NIGGERS
Ok now we know this is fake, and that they're just doing housework.
>>25150398
This.
Fuck off OP, you faggot
>>25150398
My house blocks the view of my driveway. I live on a highway, so our driveways are much longer than normal ones. I will not say what highway because people will find out.
>>25150371
Maybe. I'm really shaken up and traumatized from this ordeal...
>>25150355
>waste police time
>waste your money on shit tier food
>>25150355
>police call back
>op isn't there to answer
>they kick in his door to make sure he's not in distress
>find his cp
>op gets taken off to jail
>black men post pictures on facebook
>op is shamed forever as a basement dwelling pedo
You don't just call the police and then fuck off.
>>25150357
>implying im gay
>implying i go on /lgbt/
>implying I want anything to do with OP
>implying I don't want OP to show his autistic face so I can laugh at it
anon you are full of assumptions
>>25150422
Here is the other window on my room. My side of the house blocks most of the driveway. This is only half. Anyway I need to get going.
>>25150453
>leaves in December
>junk in the yard
>junk hanging for everyone to see
>dog house
OP confirmed redneck
>>25150453
>anyway I need to get going
OP confirmed for never calling the police.
>>25149716
You assume they're breaking in fucking racist piece of shit. Maybe they are your new neighbors or workers you fucking bigot.
>>25150628
I want blacks to leave 4chan
>>25150701
Some are OK. That one is just a nigger.
You can always tell the niggers because they take the "racism" meme seriously.
>>25150628
better safe than sorry nigga
Do you guys think OP got blacked?
>>25149929
Jesus christ m8
>>25150453
Maybe someone hired niggers to rake your fucking yard op. No excuse for that shit when you live next to people.
>>25151147
>giving a shit what your neighbors think
If I did that, I would have put my halloween decorations down a long time ago.
>>25149716
Call police
Tell them several individuals have broken into the home next door
Do not mention race or sex unless asked, if asked use the proper terminology, African American
Tell the dispatcher you "believe" the individuals are armed, you are "pretty sure" you saw a pistol and "possibly" a shotgun
Never indicate that you "did" see a weapon always use "maybe, perhaps, possibly"
Tell the operator that you "believe" you saw them bring into the home a child or "possibly" a young woman and that it "seemed" to you that she was struggling and "may" have been screaming for help
Tell the police you "think" you hear screams from inside the house
Tell them how scared you are
Ask them to please hurry
Say someone "might" be getting hurt
Wait and watch as the police descend
Showtime
>>25150042
>not owning a gun
>being fat
>calling the police about something that has nothing to do with you
just cuck my shit up
>>25151523
>YA NIGGA YA A SNITCH
"Snitch" culture is so degenerate
>>25149716
>live next to a vacant
>complain about blacks
Choose one
>>25149808
hit them with your car
OP, listen to my advice. There is only one way to go about this.
Get some fucking speakers and play some Eastern European music full blast. Niggers are more scared of Slavs and Ruskis than the KKK.
>>25150261
You're gonna be raped ro\dna beaten.
Embrace it and whine more here
Call the cops, or shoot them, they wouldn't care anyway. I would know.
>not listening to midwest emo
>>25149716
Your eyes are racist. Black people don't commit crimes, it's all right wing propaganda.
>>25149926
THIS FILM IT
It's too late. OP was already killed by niggers.Wish it was eggman being killed by niggers instead of you.
>>25150042
You'd be dumb as fuck to intervene in this situation. You already did your duty by calling the cops, and that's more than most would do.
>>25150414
>ORDEAL
Literally nothing has happened to you yet, stop going full tumblr
Put up a sign outside your window that says "Swimming pool on property", that might scare them off.
>>25153090
is that like a joke that black people can't swim? else i don't get it
>>25149716
>>25149808
>>25150042
they don't look like crack heads, nice clothes, nice truck, nice tools. also if the house is vacant there shouldn't be anything for them to rob.
>>25149716
Call the cops
And smash their window to make it easier to find them. Police can then identify them when they ask every autoshop if a matching vehicle asked for a repair.
>put your speakers on blast
>use police siren sounds to deter the nogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjqZL_tXy7c
>>25153346
Do this and film reaction
Fucking niggers. Why can't they leave the white man alone.
