>year of our lord 2015+1
>not having a faithful strong armed amish gf
tfw no amish gf
>>25149409
>Admitting you live in Pennsylvania
>>25149409
they work so diligently, they don't even take bathroom breaks. they poop in their amish bloomers all day and wash them out at night. however, there's no time for them to sponge the dried feces from their butt cheeks and vaginas. you're good if you already have enough kids, but if not, she's going to make you put your penis in there. the crusty feces in their cunts scrapes your dong pretty bad. and as you can imagine, it smells really really bad. but yeah she will be faithful.
>>25149470
>implying amish aren't all over the states
do u even merica m184/23
>>25149502
Do you know this from experience?
>>25149470
MUH STILLERS
MUH IGGLES
MUH POTHOLES
MUH HORSE N BUGGIES
MUH AMISH
MUH YUENGLING
MUH JEEZTEAKS
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
>>25149409
yes
yes
no
no
maybe
no
possible lack of sufficient diverse genetic material in 3, 4, and 6
>>25149564
i do. i worked with a production company who did a documentary on people who left the amish lifestyle. those details did not make it into the film. heard it from men and women. the women said the hardest part of adjusting was painfully washing and scraping away years of protective feces from their raw butt and vagina skin.
>>25149409
They'll cuck you with Amish Chad.
>mfw people from my high school got paid to pretend to be amish and be extras on that show Amish Mafia
>>25149409
i bet you want a strong arm on your clit, homo.
