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>hey there self improvement slave!
>would you like some of these tasty ribs i made?
>oh, whats that, you can only eat protein powder and oatmeal? thats a shame
>well at least join me by the fire and we can have a couple beers and tell stories
>oh you have to go? you have to dig your car out of the snow so you can drive to the gym and lift weights?
>well good travels my friend! I will be here enjoying life while you keep playing a game the roasties rigged a long time ago
>>25148687
Very funny, anon.
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I'll show you! If I break my all my joints lifting weights for no reason I will be rolling in chad's refuse in no time.
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>>25148760
You have got it all wrong friend! It is not weights you need but PUA. Just read these five books and send me $1000 dollars and you will unlock the secret to infinite gfs!
>>25148687
/keto/ here, I eat ribs and steak all the time.
But unlike (you) my body doesn't feel like shit after eating and Im not going to get type 2 diabetus.
You must be a wagecuck without time to go to the gym.
>>25148687
The thoughts of a fat man.
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>>25148796
I am glad. Please fill your belly friend. Oh but no barbeque sauce for you! I am sure they taste just as good with mustard.
>>25148816
Quite true! A life spent fitting into the normie box is the only healthy life!
>>25148876
>tumblr
merely a fake
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All of you are wrong! I have found the key! If I spend $500 dollars on my clothes I am sure a qt gf will appreciate my great taste in fashion.
Fuck you OP. All these self improvement schemes make me think there is hope.
