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>you're someone she talks to, leans on and trusts
>chad eats her share of pizza, leaving only the crusts
>you always surprise her with such thoughtful gifts
>when she falls asleep, chad staples her tits
>you dream up new ways to win her true love
>she screams as chad bites the head off the dove
>you try really hard to impress her dad
>chad puts his cigarettes out in her vag
>you tell her the things that inspire you most
>chad instagrams 300 pics of her roast
>you notice her haircut, a style you can't miss!
>chad makes her wear burkas, then soaks her in piss
>you hope she's impressed by your high tech new phone
>chad forces her to watch Attack of the Clones
>you invite her to check out new games at the mall
>chad makes her fellate him while he whistles bird calls
>you accepted her race, immigrants to your town
>chad calls her "shitskin" because she is brown
>even when she gets fat, you say she's skinny
>chad makes her paint his warhammer minis
>you drive 30 miles to watch her sick cat
>chad tells her mother that she's into scat
>you buy her steam games, not even on sale
>chad makes her start the transition to male
>she comes to your birthday with gifts that she baked
>but she brings chad along, and he shits on the cake
>she tries to keep you inside the friendzone
>but you date chad instead, and she dies alone
top kek with the gay ending
>your finally excited she answered your calls
>while chad gaped her open, dipping his balls.
>>25147453
>anon keks at a post on the chan
>Chad slams her up and down in his van
>you thought you'd surprise her with a nice german chocolate cake
>chad had her handcuffed to the bed, and she's not screaming rape.
>>25147589
ftfy
>you thought you'd surprise her with a nice german cake
>chad cuffed her to his bed, and she's not screaming rape.
>OP makes a thread that soon dies
>Chad's head is between Stacy's thighs
Twas a good post OP, I appreciated it. Even if it doesn't get a lot of replies, I want you to know that I cared.
what kind of chad collects minis?
dafuq op?
>>25148821
>anon questions OP's logic
>Stacey chokes on Chad's long dick
>>25148821
You'd be surprise. My local hobby centre is run by a guy I'd consider a Chad and is filled with his Chad friends. Actually not bad dudes.
>chad smacks her and calls her a bitch
>i leave them bouth slaughtered in ditch
I love you robots. Here I can come and trash on women for not giving me the roast
>chad licks her roastie
>i keep her in my basement where its moisty
>You bring her masks to protect from the smog
>Chad fucks the corpse of her beheaded dog
>>25150933
normie-gore poetry, I like it
>>25148217
>Home alone, appreciating OP's post
>while Chad is fucking this anon's waifus roast
