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>you're someone she talks to, leans on and trusts
>chad eats her share of pizza, leaving only the crusts
>you always surprise her with such thoughtful gifts
>when she falls asleep, chad staples her tits
>you dream up new ways to win her true love
>she screams as chad bites the head off the dove
>you try really hard to impress her dad
>chad puts his cigarettes out in her vag
>you tell her the things that inspire you most
>chad instagrams 300 pics of her roast
>you notice her haircut, a style you can't miss!
>chad makes her wear burkas, then soaks her in piss
>you hope she's impressed by your high tech new phone
>chad forces her to watch Attack of the Clones
>you invite her to check out new games at the mall
>chad makes her fellate him while he whistles bird calls
>you accepted her race, immigrants to your town
>chad calls her "shitskin" because she is brown
>even when she gets fat, you say she's skinny
>chad makes her paint his warhammer minis
>you drive 30 miles to watch her sick cat
>chad tells her mother that she's into scat
>you buy her steam games, not even on sale
>chad makes her start the transition to male
>she comes to your birthday with gifts that she baked
>but she brings chad along, and he shits on the cake
>she tries to keep you inside the friendzone
>but you date chad instead, and she dies alone