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Tbqh I wish I was autistic enough for this.
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Tbqh I wish I was autistic enough for this.
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>>25147245
>2k16 inbound
>not having a waifu shrine
Literally what are you doing?
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>tfw don't know who my waifu is
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I used to have a shrine up (with several more figures of her on my desk), but I mostly de-weeb'd my room.

The real problem is that I have a new waifu, and there's pretty much no merchandise available of her.
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>>25147387
>new waifu
kill yourself senpai
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>>25147245
>love chitose
>chitose has even less presence than akari and himawari
>only one figurine of her available
>hard to find doujins of her
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>tfw no Sahana gf
>tfw she'll never be real

This might be the closest I've ever come to having a waifu
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>>25147493
>>hard to find doujins of her
>sexualising your waifu

Kill la kill yourself
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>>25147387
>New waifu
Fuck off traitor, my love for Kuroneko is eternal.
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>>25147245
>someone actually likes worst yryr
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>>25147563
>>25147493
>Fapping to anything other than fully clothed images of your waifu
Neck thyself my mantachi
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this show is stupid but akarin makes my heart flutter
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>>25147551
>tfw no Sahana gf
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? We will never be cockteased by her!
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>>25147619
It's not even just to teasing, but their relationship as a whole just makes me so sad.

Anime/manga has literally ruined any views I have on real life relationships. Even if I wasn't already going to die alone, I'd be doing it anyway thanks to it.
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I have a Samus figma in my room and sometimes i think "that's kinda nerdy to just display like that". When I see people with these fucking huge glass cabinets of half-naked anime figures in their rooms, I wonder how they get the sack to do that.

I guess anxiety is a bell curve, where chads are at one end and robots who have stopped caring about mortal men are at the other.
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Tbqh I wish I had the money for this.
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Sometimes I just want to renounce all forms of human relationships so I can cover my house in anime figures
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>>25147587
Sorry guys, I felt bad about it too.

Does it help if the usurper is Ruri 2.0?
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>>25147755
>>25147716
pretty much just waiting until I leave my parent's house to go full-on weeb with posters and wallscrolls. the figures are quite numerous right now but they mostly fade into the background with my figuarts and other /m/ stuff.
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>>25147650
Yeah, the more manga I read the more I have to face the cold,hard reality that I'm not living in one. It's the only thing I got left, though.
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I have a Toshinou Kyouko dakimakura that I sleep with lol
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>>25147775
This manga is really good pham
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>>25147794
pics pls anon
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I probably have enough stuff that I could build a small Marisa shrine, and maybe some day I will. I have five figures, a wall scroll, two cups, and a cushion cover, and I'm getting one or two pens from AmiAmi soon.

>>25147245
That reminds me, I should try getting a figure of Yui. There's a pretty good game prize one by SEGA, hopefully I'll run into it.
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Serious question.

How do grown men watch stuff like Yuru Yuri and not feel weird?
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>>25147864
i dont think of myself as a grown man
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>>25147864
Comedy helps

But tbqh I want to be a anime girl
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>>25147794
Here's mine. It's packed away right now, though, my friends come over too much and it's one step too far.

Also, I'm the same guy who posted about exchanging Ruri for Rory, and man, I'm so torn about the whole thing. They're so similar that they're practically the same character, like Rory is Kuroneko's Alter form or something. I know it's a controversial thing to say around these parts, but really, they're both mai waifu.
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>>25147904
don't take this as rude, but have you basically given up on getting a real gf?

i mean, would you hide this if you had one? would you only date someone who knew and liked it?
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>>25147927
You'd be legitimately surprised by the amount of fujoshits that have body pillows.
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>>25147864
>he isn't a cute little girl
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>>25147904
I thought about getting a NSFW daki, but I'm pretty sure my parents would kick me out.
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>>25147904
>Tfw no Kuroneko daki
Jesus fucking Christ it would make my life so much more bearable, it's a shame that my parentals would probably consider it a step too far as you said. As far as Kuroneko goes I have a messenger bag, a nendo, and two scales.

Rory is much too lewd to be Ruri's alter-form in my opinion. Sure, Ruri can be quite lewd but only when she gets horny and that's rare.
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>>25147493
Her sister is even more neglected. I wish she appeared more often in the anime.

>>25147864
>How do grown men watch stuff like Yuru Yuri and not feel weird?
Discreetly.

>>25147904
I don't have a waifu because I can't just choose one character as the one that I like above all others. I think that when you say a character is your waifu it should imply some serious, long-term interest/commitment and more than what you have towards other characters. Though I guess you can also have more than one waifu. To most people waifu just means "a character I kind of liked this season."

I'm really into Kuroneko, but Rory doesn't particularly interest me.
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>>25147864
Honestly its a gradual thing

If you told my sixteen year old self I'd become a filthy weeaboo with hundreds of k-on! Figures he'd tell you to fuck off, but it just kind of grew on me. Nowadays I just don't think about it, I enjoy what I enjoy, none of my friends know about my hobbies and probably don't care.
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The only anime's i've seen are Naruto,one piece,Inuyasha,HOTD,AOT, and Hellsing i don't know shit about most these Animes posted
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>>25148008
this is pretty much what happened to me
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>>25147245
I want a yuru yuri collection one day. I want all the ayano figures!
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>>25147927
Believe it or not, I actually had a real GF when I got that daki. She was there when I bought it, and actually was the one who pushed me into doing it when I was waffling about it.

She was a huge weeb and a cosplayer, and later kek'd me, though.

A major part of why it's folded up in a drawer is for the minuscule chance that I might actually bring a girl over, not that it's happened yet in the almost 3 years since my breakup.

I've pretty much given up though, not because of anime shit or anything, but just because I can't fucking meet anybody. I've tried bars, clubs, parties, cons, tinder, OKC, everything under the sun, and just haven't met a single girl I seriously liked that wasn't taken.

>>25147951
Yeah, I moved out before I ever got anything like this. I was afraid to even buy figures or put up posters or anything, not because my parents would do anything but just because I wouldn't have been able to handle the attitude they would have given me over it.

I'm way down the rabbit hole now. If you think the figures and dakimakura are bad, then how about these?
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>>25147840
Picture is a little old but here she is the night we turned up and marathoned eva
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*rich

Also, China worst yuru. Being cute isn't an excuse for being a bitch.
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>>25148115
Hai~

Yuru Yuri! Hajimaru yo~
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>>25148008
I probably crossed the event horizon when I ordered my first figures. At some point it also became necessary to separate my image folder into 2D and 3D. The latter has been really stagnant for a long time now with hardly any additions.
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>>25147245
>>25147387
>>25147860
>>25147904
>>25148058
>>25148081
I'm glad you guys are able to enjoy this. It's cool to have a hobby you like and pursue it, even if it's one that's considered lame. I'm way too self-conscious and insecure for this.
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>>25148147
>Fapping to 3d
I literally can't do it anymore, my boner just eventually disappears and I just get bored.
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>>25148081
That looks like a girly bottle of wine desu anon
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>>25148147
>you will never be a girl and cover your room with cute anime/videogame stuff
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>tfw parents saw the first figure I ever ordered

just fuck me up
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>>25148172
my sister brought it over and shared it because it was left over from her roomates thanksgiving or something like that
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>>25148151
Honestly, I'm self-conscious and insecure as fuck too. That's why I'm full normie mode in public and keep all of the weeb stuff to my room and anonymous imageboards.

The dolls are the worst part, of course. My ex is partly to blame for getting me hooked, as they freaked me out until I got used to seeing the ones she owned in person, but really, I think the seeds were sown my Rozen Maiden long before that.
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>>25148201
thank god the only figure my parents have seen is my snake figma, and that's a relatively normal one
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>>25148138
Akaraiiiiiiin~
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>>25148160
I should try to focus on 2D more than I already do. It's not like I have anything to lose by drifting further and further away from the 3D world...

>>25148201
I live on my own and my mother visits occasionally. I have all my figures prominently on display.
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Why is moeshit so comfy, bros? I love yuru yuri and kyouko so much.

She's so fucking cute it's sickening
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>>25148349
Because it's literally made for people like us
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fig nigs, are the boxes worth saving? if so, where do you put them?
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>>25148349
I like moe girls, but I've never been able to get into the slice of life moeblob shit, especially not when it's yuri-tinged. (Honestly and embarrassingly that's totally because it ruins my ability to fantasize about dating the girls.)

I go more for stuff like GATE, Oreimo, the Monogatari series, etc when it comes to cute 2D girls.
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>>25148474
god damn that is so painful, but i have to say, that is a lot of boxes. where to even keep them?
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>>25148501
I love me some moe but Monogatari and Oreimo are definitely in my top three. GATE isn't but it's definitely favourite.

Nice taste, the other day I watched all of Chaika which in my opinion was fantastic and I'm currently watching Amagami SS. I'm probably going to rewatch Oreimo to celebrate New Years.
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>>25148474
I put mine in the closet. (kek, right next to my latent pedophilia amirite)

I used the skills honed through many years of Tetris to fit about 100 boxes in this fuck, and a good 2/3s of them actually have figures in them, due to limited display space and the fact that I'm fucking over Saber and have like 30 figures of her.
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>>25148474
Boxes should be saved. If you want to put a figure away it's best to store it in the box. If you need to move, it's best to transport the figures in their boxes. And if you want to sell a figure it's a lot easier to do so with the box and the value will be significantly higher.

I keep my boxes on top of my wardrobe in my bedroom. There's quite a lot of vertical space. I also have other similar spots in the apartment. I try to stack them in the most space efficient way possible.
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>>25148201

my first figure that they saw was a lewd as hell sonico, and I only had it because I got it as a gift from someone I knew

don't even have it anymore, gave it to my sister
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>>25148567
Oh, and I also save the plastic wrappings the figures come with.
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>>25148567
>a lewd as hell sonico

lel, is there any other kind?

Pic of my old setup before I toned the weeb shit down because I've already got the folder open, I kind of miss it this way...
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>>25148531
>Amagami SS
that show hurt to watch, falling in love again every four episodes
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>>25148474
In a closet
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>>25148531
>>25148661
Photokano has the same format as Amagami. It's maybe not as good and I don't think I've ever seen anyone even mention the show after it ended, but it's worth checking out.
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>>25148674
Oh, is that the original release Figma 001 Yuki?

I have one as well, I happened to be in Japan the week she came out and picked her up in person, I think at AsoBitCity. Crazy to think that that was almost 8 years ago and there are now around 300 of the damn things.
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>>25148716
I watched it when it was airing, it was okay. could have benefited from more episodes and perhaps a better structure. better than kimikiss though.

I'd recommend denki-gai, hatsukoi limited, isshukan friends, kimi ni todoke (only season 1 and the last three eps of season 2), mikakunin, tamako market/love story, and toradora if you want some comfy romantic stories
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>>25148733
yeah, I got her from manda in 2013, I wanna say. 1500 yen, shipped EMS. really good deal.
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>>25148733
I bought some figma and nendoroids when I was starting out, but then I realized I don't like them that much. They're not as large, detailed and life-like as scale figures, and I don't like the rear-attached arms that figma are posed with.
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>>25148716
As a former pro photographer, it was too cringey for me.

Not because of anything technical, but because there are already enough weirdoes who try to use a camera to pick up chicks, and all that show did was act like those guys were right.
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>>25148827
I agree.

It's funny actually, I'll buy big expensive PVCs just because I like them, but only buy nendos and figmas of my actual waifus. You'd think it'd be the other way around.
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>>25148840
Well there's also a lot of shows that would have you believe that being an average guy makes you the most eligible bachelor in Japan and possibly the universe.

>>25148860
I recently bought a Marisa nendoroid and another nendoroid-style figure mostly for the sake of collecting more figures of her.
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>>25148151
I'm pretty insecure as well, I've got a few wallacrolls and figures and my family don't seem to mind at all so now I'm gonna try get a dakimakura but I'm gonna be full nerves the whole time
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what is the point of anime figures?

>inb4 normalfag
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>>25148979
a physical representation of a character you have grown attached to
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>>25148979
They're cute. That's basically it.
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>>25148827
nendos are for the "cute" versions of characters though, not for the detail. they're kind of like bobbleheads, and more normie friendly ( if you care about that )
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>>25149060
>normie friendly
they're pretty girly desu
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>>25148081
Hey I remember you anon! You replied to me with that image a while back when I inquired about the quality of dakimakura on Amazon.

Well my Kirino daki arrived in November and I love her so much! Here's a pic of us.
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>>25149220
Slay the heathen god
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I love all you fucking people, please never leave here because I'm the only anime headcase I know irl
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>>25149002
Pretty much these.

Also, I'm the kind of autist who enjoys having and curating a big collection of things I like, and then taking pictures of it and sharing it with other people on the internet.

Being fun to photograph is also the main reason I own dolls, which are sort of the ultimate evolution of the weeaboo figure. (This one is Beatrice from Umineko no Naku Koro Ni)

I also used to have a figure and anime review website (that's the OTAKUSHOTS watermark you see on some of the pics I posted) and bought quite a few figures I only sorta cared about just to have material to post. I let that site go after I moved to my current place, which doesn't have room for the lighting and backdrop setup necessary for good figure photography.
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>>25149285
What's with this 'stabbing Kirino with a bayonet' meme? It's pretty mean desu she doesn't deserve that.
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Anime-family-Shipping-Dakimakura-Kashiwazaki/dp/B013S5R0M4/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&qid=1450713342&sr=8-24&keywords=dakimakura
This is being sold despite the fact that little girls are illegal here. I have to make sure my collection only has girls with large chests and big backsides as even ambiguity can be dangerous.
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>>25149302
cause she keked best girl.
pic related
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>>25149473
Loli isn't illegal here, but I'm really hesitant about buying and putting stuff out if it's borderline. It was pretty hard to convince myself that it was OK to buy swimsuit Kuroneko.
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>>25149473
I live in Canada and they sell lewd little girl pillows on the .ca website too, despite that loli counts as CP here legally. However I think because it's a pillow it is home decor, which is art and therefore legal. Or maybe not I'm not a lawyer. How else would they be able to sell them though?
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>>25149561
Under the new Coroners and Justice Act 2009 it is. In October 2014 someone got convicted, and while it was only a 9-month suspended sentence you still don't want to be anywhere near that.
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>>25149549
Ayase is alright, but she's definitely not the best. Kirino has blue eyes and light hair, she is a pure Aryan waif.
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>>25147904
>>25147387

I thought you were cool on that /a/ thread yesteday Anon
>Why you do this

>>25148860
This pretty much.
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>>25149636
By "here," I meant where I am, the US.

Loli being illegal sounds terrible, especially because who's to say what is or isn't loli. Pretty much all animu without giant tits looks like little girls to the uninitiated.

>>25149656
You know, I hated Kirino so damn much when I first watched Oreimo.

As time has passed, I realized that she's not really bad, and I just didn't like her relationship with Kyousuke. I'm not Kyousuke, though, so I'd happily smash the shit out of that.

Kuroneko is still best girl, though.
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>>25149686
Haha, I don't get why fucking autists have to come in and ruin any thread that they think is slightly off-topic when they're obviously outnumbered by people who are enjoying it.

Apparently these were actually my first Ruri figures, I just went to grab the pic off my flickr and saw myself commenting about how she was my new waifu and I'd just gotten them from Mandarake, lol.
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>>25148115
>Also, China worst yuru. Being cute isn't an excuse for being a bitch.
I fucking hate that bitch. She insults everyone but muh senpai. I hope she fucking dies
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>>25149747
oops, sorry. I misunderstood. I think there are certain states where it is illegal though. I don't know how accurate pic related is.
I'd better stop derailing now
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>>25149747
Agreed, I would hate Kirino if she treated everyone like Kyouske, but she's nice. I like the scenes where she enjoys gal games most. So cute!

IMO too Kuroneko is best girl, I got a daki of her in the mail right now. I'm going to have a polygamous relationship, I guess that will piss some people off but the Qur'an says a man is permitted four wives.
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>>25148201
>"are you really going to waste your time with toys son"
>"but resale value dad!, they're collectable!"
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I dont have a shrine but this is in my living room plus some other stuff including my dakis. I have friends over all the time
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>tfw no daki of my waifu
Its probably for the better anyway.
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>>25149910
Fucking Australians
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>>25149891
huh, hadn't seen that before.

Never been so glad to live in a blue state lol.
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>>25149921
Dude, buy one it's sooo worth it.

My mom didn't even care when she saw it. She just asked 'is that Sailor Moon?'
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>>25149891
why are there so many complicated laws about drawings that don't exist
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>>25150015
Nah, I mean there's no actual dakis of her, if there was then I would go for it.
I've even had a friend over steam look for one for me because he's living the dream with his.
Find me a Lucina one and that would make my christmas
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>>25149940
Canadian. My phone is just shit. Having a daughteru daki and a waifu daki is amazing though. sleeping right in between them.
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>>25149921
Get one. Just hide it with a normal cover during the day if you're worried. They're extremely comfy, so it would serve a practical purpose too. Haven't had a restless night since i got mine.
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>>25150015
Adding to this, it's probably better not to buy a lewd one.

I tried to actually sleep with my Kuroneko one that I posted up there, and couldn't do it, I managed about 20 minutes before I had to get back up and load up some doujins.

And then, I did manage to fall asleep with it, and when I woke up, with it cuddled up next to me, warm from being under the covers all night, it felt good for a split second, and then I got one of the saddest, lonliest, most depressing feelings I'd ever had in my life, because I knew I could never have the real thing, and I had a feeling in my chest like I'd just jumped out of an airplane without a parachute.

god fucking damn it, I hate this so much. It's so fucking stupid. There are real women out there, totally decent ones, and I could have them without that much trouble, but they're not her. I wish I'd never gotten into anime. I wish I'd never seen these glimpses of a dream life that's so fucking much better than anything in the real one.
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>>25150099
I regret not participating in Magical Girl Noire Quest. Didn't that shit go for years? Last quest I remember participating in was probably Heretical Love.

Those were good times.
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curious what are the Australian laws on lolis like
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>>25150238
You'll be right, my two Kuroneko scales got through without question.
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You all are degenerates
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>tfw seen 60.8 days of anime and still no waifu
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>>25148979
Aside from what people already said, I also like them for their "sculptural" qualities. Because contrary to what's sometimes said, figures are sculptures and not toys. There's a lot of artistry and craftsmanship that goes into making them, and they can get really detailed.
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>>25150209
Catch up. New thread soon once decu's moonbase becomes more stable.

>>25150099
Bonus points to anyone who recognizes the masterpiece on the right, i really gotta pull the nail out and get it inline though
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>>25150167
Bullshit, you're never alone if you have a metaphysical waifu. I'm an idealist and a solipsist, I believe there is only one consciousness in the universe, and it's sleeping. Our egos and everything they perceive are the result of God's slumber. The people I meet in my dreams are never aware they are in a dream, but they think themselves to be real like people do, but I know I'm in someone's dream. Our world is an illusion, so I make no distinction between reality and imagination, fact and fiction. To me my waifu is /really/ my girlfriend.

>There are real women out there, totally decent ones,

Not like Kuroneko there isn't.
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>>25150592
I wish I could dream of my waifu.

My dreams are always just off-kilter everyday situations.

I think I just have to wait for full-body immersive virtual reality.
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>>25150592
I disagree, I find it difficult to believe that existence is merely a dream especially when I so clearly am able to think for myself as well as hold consciousness and lucidity.

I personally conform to the idea that all thoughts must have some form of physical value and as such 2D girls do exist even if only within our minds.
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>>25150653
>Have dream about waifu
>Become lucid
>As this happens I realise that I am eventually going to wake up
>Embrace her and start crying into her chest
>She pets my head and tells me it's going to be ok
>I wake up

Fucking brutal.
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>>25150653
>My dreams are always just off-kilter everyday situations.

Mine often are. Recently I had a dream where I was in middle school and everyone was in underwear. Kirino was there in undies too. It was great. I've been able to lucid dream since I was a child though, so I like to fly around serene countrysides with Kirino occasionally fighting demons. I should dream with Kuroneko more because she likes magic and I use it in my dreams. It takes a lot of focus focus but I recommend looking up some guides and trying it. Meditation helps more than anything.

>>25150691
I don't think it's literally a dream, as in we're in the head of someone laying in a bed somewhere. No, it's much more complicated than that. If you want a more depth that I can't give here my beliefs mainly come from Plato's allegory of the cave, the Bhagivad Gita and Hinduism in general, and the lost gnostic scriptures found at Nag Hammadi in the 1940's.
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Fapping to unpure stuff seems like cucking her, yet I don't think she would enjoy the idea of jacking off to her getting blacked or some stupid shit.

>What do?
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>>25150873
>fapping to Kuroneko getting blacked

McFucking end your life.
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I just ordered one of these on sale
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>>25150873
She's a fujoshi. I don't think she has a problem with fapping to other 2D, she does plenty of it herself.
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>>25150914
>not imagining your waifu taking tyrone dick
lmao bro
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>>25150914
Learn to read you illiterate faggot.

>>25150932
Wasn't Sena the fujoshi? I don't really remember
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>>25150932
I don't know about the LNs, but I don't recall the anime ever suggesting she's into BL.
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>>25151021
Ruri writes shitty fanfiction, that qualifies her as pretty damn fujo in my book.

She's not the aggressively yaoi-obsessed kind, though, that was Sena, yeah.

On a side note, does anybody else think it's odd that we're so kuronekofag-heavy in this thread? I kind of feel like it's a bad sign...
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>>25151132
I don't think she was. I'm using Fujo in its original Japanese sense where it just means a super rabid female otaku, not the western usage where it always means a BL fangirl.
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>>25149910
ROTATE IT YOU FAGGOT
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>>25151146
You should be glad she gets some of the love she deserves
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>>25151204
I've always known fujoshi to mean the same thing in Japan, or at best it only used to mean female otaku but doesn't anymore.
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Chinatsu a shit though
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>>25151235
you're probably right, I'm just tired and being loose with the usage
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>western waifu
>waifu from a not very popular webcomic
>there will never be toys, dakis, buttons, pins, VRs, or plushies of my waifu
>tfw
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And you guys wonder why you're virgins.
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>>25151327
But I'm not.

I just retreated to waifus because my experiences with real women were so depressing and traumatic.
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>>25147563
>not knowing how to quote
fuck off
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>family sees some of my figurines
>ask which girl is my type
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>>25151327

Where do you think you are normieshit?
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>>25150018
People can't handle drawings. Are you kidding me? People have shitstorms over works of fiction being too offensive and the "cause" for everything bad in the world.

They blame drawings for pedophiles, they blame voilence on TV/video games for the killings around the states, they blame everything on things that aren't real. These people refuse to blame the person themself because it's easier to group people into a demographic and call them "at risk" rather than saying "You know, everyone is a case by case basis, and we need to watch people individually rather than who are identified as a group." Because doing case by case basis is a lot more work than pointing a finger at a crowd and calling them all a pedophiles or crazed murderer.
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>>320967354
it's a >>25151327
I really don't
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>>25147245
>>25147720
>>25147899
Why are you typing like that?
Are you feeling alright?
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>ctrl+f
>clean
>0 results
Be honest now, how much time a week you guys spend on dusting and vacuuming all that useless shit.
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>>25150123
my issue is that my mom comes into my room in the mornings when I'm sleeping sometimes.
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all you fucking failed normies make me laugh. talking about how you can't have a daki or figs because you live with your parents or how you hide it just incase you do bring a girl over

i live with my parents and my room is filled with anime posters i even have a poster of a naked loli spreading her pussy, i have 2 shelves full of figures and i have a daki. hell i even have the boxes my onaholes came in on display under my tv stand and my parents have actually seen them when they have come into my room and commented on them. i simply told them don't ever expect grand children out of me

i make no effort to hide my interest and i even my friends know about it. if somebody wants to think less of me because of my hobby i don't really care because i don't need them in my life. all i need is my waifu

long story short stop fucking caring what other people think of you and just indulge in what little pleasures life has to offer people like us
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tbqh I wish I was rich enough for this
otherwise I would 10/10 make a shrine for my waifu (pic related)
I hate nendoroids though, they remind me of those dumb pop vinyl figures
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>>25155084
What a qt. Excellent taste in waifus, my man
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>>25155053
>i even have a poster of a naked loli spreading her pussy
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>>25155210
problem normie?

it's on the ceiling above my bed for easy fapping
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I had a gf who got extremely jelly of mai waifu.

She tried to make me delete my photo collection of her.

Didn't happen.
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>tfw the only figure of my waifu I can buy is a recast
>no skill to paint her
Kill me
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>>25150392
I never hear this word outside of 4chan, you know? It just never pops up. I could care less what some random anon thinks.
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>tfw crossplaying as my waifu
feels lewd man
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>>25149891
Does that map have an international equivalent?
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>>25155494
what is teto pointing at?
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>>25155084
Kuronekofag figureposter from up the thread here

I also really like Cat. I should get some figures of her. I don't know why she gets so much hate on /a/.

It's weird, though, I wouldn't call her my waifu or best girl in the show, and she's terrible for Koyomi, but I really really like her. As much as I love Kuroneko, Cat might be the girl from all of anime that I'd actually want to marry.
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>>25155994
I can't find one but wikipedia has a page on the''Legal status of cartoon pornography depicting minors'' which lists a number of countries
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This shit cost me 70 dollars.
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>>25155287
That's a neat setup anon
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>>25156988

Was it really worth it?
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>>25155002

Don't stop your story when it's arriving at the part where it's getting hot.
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>>25156988
that's one reason why i can't get into figure collecting

toooo expensive man
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I wish I had the privacy to do something like that.
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>>25155084
Who's this qt?
Sorry I don't watch much anime these days
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What do I do if I have a 3D waifu? I want a dakimakura of her, and an anon recommended commissioning custom art of her for it.

Does anyone know how much that would cost?
I know 3D waifus are looked down on, oh well.
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>>25157673
put a fucking lock on your bedroom door genius
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>>25150238
according to a guy I met at club mogra last year who was an australian, he was going to have to keep the loli doujins he bought in his personal carry-on, wrapped as other books. if it was in his suitcase to be checked there was the possibility it might get opened on arrival in australia whereas the carry-on wouldn't be since it'd be in his hands the whole time. I dunno how effective it was but I guess there's laws against it then.

I'm an american though, so all the books about high school girls getting fucked went through fine and I got a proud "Welcome home, sir" from the customs officer.
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>>25156988
show us your most expensive figure!
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>mfw I got off the buyfag train last year

>>25156988
>70 bucks for a nendo
You bought it at a convention or at Jew-list. A nendo is 50 bucks max, usually ~35. With SAL small packet registrered you shouldn't have to pay more than 12 for shipment.
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>>25158223
which sites do you recommend to buy from?
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>>25158522
amiami.com
hlj.com

But seriously, check the guide: buyfag.moe

In a few years you will regret all this though. Keep it to a minimum.
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>>25155084
as much as I should hate cat since crab is my waifu, cat is a good girl and very attractive
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>>25158084
12,000 moonbucks and worth every yen
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>>25158769
Omg knights of sindoina mech
I'm so jelous
Too bad that manga ended like shit
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>>25158895
don't remind me, I'm still mad
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>>25147245

I wish I could afford to be that autistic. I'm poor as all get out and can't afford even a single nendo.
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>>25158084
$800-ish IIRC.
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>>25157281
I don't go too crazy in figure spending so I guess it was worth.
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>>25155053
>naked loli spreading her pussy
lets see it anon
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>>25147387
this guy is pretty cool
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Right now I'm paying off loans but once I have money my plans are
>shrine to the Morrowind Tribunal, gonna hire a local sculptor and use the actual game models
>gonna install a huge flagpole (permits... permitting) and have a bunch of custom weaboo flags made for all the best girls)
>gonna hire a local artist to paint some kind of anime scene on my house walls

I've already got posters and wall scrolls hanging. I've got two figures but I'm going to hold off on more until my neighbors want me dead.
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I got this on my daki

rate
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I dont have a shrine, but I do have one giant canvas and a giant poster of my waifu. I dont find the figures very appealing
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I want to build one of these one day
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>>25161284
surprisingly good taste. I was expecting kancolle garbage for some reason.
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>>25147245
>caring this much about the objective WORST yuru
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>>25161305
these are the only pictures I have, but I hope there are more like them
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Goddamn Chinatsu is so cute. If her personality wasn't shit, I'd like her more than Akarin. Akarin x Chintasu is so great though.

I think I might buy some Akarin figures, posters and a pillow some day. If I ever get a gf, I will take all of that stuff, go deep in the woods and bury all of my Akarins beneath a tree, into a treasure chest. I'll leave some marking on the tree to dig it up if my gf leaves me.
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>>25161483
just keep it in a locked crate in your basement senpai
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Why dolls are so fucking expensive?
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>>25148081
Where did you get this? Holy fuck I need this in my life so badly.
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>>25161247
Horo only really has that one good figure and it sold out quick as fuck.

Now you DO have all the LNs purchased, right?
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>>25147332
this picture is fucked up
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>tfw my entire christmas list is anime memorabilia

I'm a US Marine desu
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>>25161858
Sailorbro here, have a merry christmas!
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>>25161730
>Now you DO have all the LNs purchased, right?
Im on it. I have already finish them on pdf, but I want the physical copy
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>>25162209
Good man.

I'm really happy with how Yen Press has licensed a whole bunch of stuff. I'm trying to buy everything they put out so it keeps coming.
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>>25147493
my waifu is literally a supporting character
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>mfw debating whether or not to blow $75 on figma of my waifu

fuck lads what do? this would also be my first step into buyfaggotry
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>>25162472
>Figma
Not of your waifu, Figma aren't made to be cute or sexy. Grab a scale.
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It calls to me like a siren's song, but I dont have the money for it.

Seriously though, Amagami merch is fucking hard to come by unless you wanna drop a load of money on Ebay or some shit.
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>>25161636
i imagine a robot doing this after his girl leaves him with a tear in his eye looking at the akari~n pillow he says "im back..."
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>>25162807
That would be a beautiful scene desu
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>>25162807

Akarin is always here for you.
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Asked earlier but got no response.

I know this is frowned upon, but I have a 3D waifu. It's more of I have adopted the form of a woman and assigned a unique personality to her.

If I were to get custom art commissioned for a dakimakura, how much might it cost? I mean the art itself, not the dakimakura.
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>>25162874
It would cost fuck off you normie faggot
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>>25162882
>normie to have a custom waifu you write "fanfiction" about her having a completely different personality from the actual person
Kill yourself.
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>>25162923
>3D
Fuck off and die, you're not wanted here.
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>>25162944
>want to translate a 3D into 2D and not look back
>fuck off and die
You should end your own life soon.
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>>25162472
what figma costs $75?
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>>25162978
No you should, niggerfuckfaggotcunt
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>>25162981
I'm thinking that he's including shipping into that number
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>>25162986
You're really adding a lot to the discussion, thanks for the answers friend.
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>>25162807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a26uYw2ynB8
she'll always welcome you back with a smile
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>>25162999
even still, check somewhere like mandy and they can get them for like $50
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>>25148474
I pick up these extra large moving boxes from Home Depot for about 2$ and keep stacking them in the basement.
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>>25162981
$75 Australian including shipping, i should have clarified
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>>25163387
how much is that worth in right-side-up dollars?
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>>25147245
I wish I was wealthy enough for this shit. Fuck, I don't even know how people afford these statues and toys. A good portion of them are over $100 in my currency, and that's without shipping. Like, how could you be a fucking manchild-weeaboo-neckbeard-robot-NEET thing and afford all this shit? It seems as if the money you'd need to gather the trinkets would require working hours that wouldn't let you enjoy at all.

Seeming as we're on the topic, what is the first-person style called that's used in LNs? It's a really weird mix of past and present tense, but I can't put a name to the style. Is it just a translation thing that makes it all weird or what?
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>>25163409
about $53.72
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>>25163484
that doesn't seem unreasonable then, especially if it's including shipping
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>tfw waifu finally getting a figure
>tfw waifu shrine is looking pretty good
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>>25147864
most moe is actually comedy aimed at adults. K-on was published in a seinen magazine.

the more you know.
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>>25163530
It doesn't make it less weird.

I like Nichijou though.
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>>25163454
>I don't even know how people afford these statues and toys.
Me, I live at home and have, eh, a decent paying job paying job
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>>25163549
weird is subjective

20 years ago loving star wars was weird. this past weekend its the highest selling movie of all time, and you have faggots and hipsters running around with lightsabers.

same with transformers and dudebros putting logos on their sick a$$ rid3$.
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>>25163454
>dont have gf
>dont go to bars
>dont drive
>torrent most entertainment
>live in cheap shitty apartment or with parents
>suddenly money

tl;rl
>dont be a normie
>have money for plastic butts
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Personally I am more of a husbando kind of guy, but I don't think I could keep myself tethered to one husbando. I'd prefer to have a whole harem.
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>>25163741
>tfw I've been a transformers fan since generation 2 and lived through years of hardship as a niche nerd and now dudebros look at the decepticon symbol on my car and go "dude I love that movie"
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>>25148474
Why not just flatten them and store them.They would take up very little room then .
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>>25150392
I bet you were just wondering if the robot would catch this.
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>>25163560
>>25163794
So, if understood everyone correctly,

>Live in cheap place
>Have job that pays decently

I'm going to be in the middle of my twenties before any of this is possible. Fuck my current postgraduate work, I want plastic tits and bums.
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>>25162472
i dont think anyone cares but i went ahead and pulled the trigger!
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>>25147245
I feel bad for all the guys who are insecure. I take what I do in pride. I don't give a fuck about what others say is "childish" or "stupid" or "a watse of time" be it video games or anime.
I have a job, I go to college, and doing the things I do has had no impact on either of them. I do just fine.

My only problem is that I don't have enough money to set up figurines and items etc nor is there too much of my husbando.
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>>25164168
which one is it?

original comment now
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>>25164237
me on the right when i get bullied over this
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>>25164935
yep, you certainly wasted $53
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>>25164935
Buffalo Bell more like Butthole Smells LMAO
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>>25147766
Dont listen to those fuccbois, you left old and busted for your new true eternal companion, if you leave her burn in hell you fucking basketball.
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My dorm is plastered with anime, but I'm asian so people really don't care. they expect it at this point imo
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>when your waifu only has shit like magnets and stickers available
JUST kill me now.
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>Not autistic enough for 4chan but not normie enough for Reddit
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>>25166111
Check out tumbr, im sure you would love it there.
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>>25148645
God damn man, that's pretty good living.
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>>25147893
This for me as well. I'm 32. People have been calling me weird my whole life. Judging my entertainment tastes against a normie standard is something I stopped doing long ago.

Animu a cute and moeshit makes me feel happy. Moeshit heals the soul.
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>>25166111
Nice trips. I know this feel. It sucks being just smart enough to blend in with normalfags, but not truly like them enough to integrate fully. From 4chan looking out I'm a normie, to normies looking within I stick out like a sore thumb.

>>25166202
This is the worst possible idea. He's way to redpilled for that site.
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>>25147245
>shitnatsu
Dang right you're an autist.
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>>25147864
They're daughters I'll never have.
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>>25150399
I've been watching Mongolian flash animation regularly for 7 years and still have no waifu. Just keep watching they're are a lot of grills. Two months is nothing.
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>>25150924
Is this supposed to be yys? Looks a bit off.
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>>25151327
I don't wonder. I chose this life. Bitches and whores occasionally hit on me and I simply do not care.
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I got meme Guido
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>>25161228
Too lewd for Uiharu. Prefect for Sluten. 5/10 would still fap with some regret.
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>>25168218
My nigga!
Bitches use to pay me attention and want my dick, but all I ever wanted to do was play videogames and be stupid on the internet.
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>>25152269
>They blame drawings for pedophiles, they blame voilence on TV/video games for the killings around the states, they blame everything on things that aren't real.
The thought that there are people who have such a thin to non existent veil between what is fiction and what is reality is countless times more frightening than people who look at 2d porn or play violent video games
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