>tfw you no longer want a gf because you realized women are nothing more than retarded parasites
>>25146838
Sage, I hope.
I just want a cute thin bf that has similar interests to me. btw I'm a boy
How did it take you so long
>>25146882
roastie on suicide watch
allright can we shut up now no one cares about it. Nothing new, same old delusions
>>25146838
it would be nice to cuddle one every so often though . you can't convince me that you wouldn't want to wake up at 2am to your qtgf shaking in her sleep due to a bad dream only for you to hold her whilst she buries her head in your chest.
>>25147250
BUY A DOG, EXACTLY PER THE MEME
>>25147114
Mad roastie detected
>>25147250
Who gives a shit. You guys always come up with these fantasies of where some cunt puts her head on your chest while she's sleeping. I've seen that same retarded virgin-esque trope on here so many times I swear to god
>>25147280
> loose hair everywhere
> flees
> annoying as fuck
> messes the place up
> end up relying on it to make you happy
> cry when it leaves
this is just gf tbqh
Its not like real women could ever compare to 2d, so what's the point in pursuing them?
>>25147360
SOURCE NOW pls b0ss
>>25146912
i kinda feel sorry for fags in this regard
if you change one word in your post youd get 5 replies guaranteed, if not more
