where are "normal" men?
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Is it me or every guy today is either autistic gamer loser or jock type brainless mcroidmuscle? Where can a fembot find normal dude with career, style, healthy amount of muscle and social life?
>career
fuck off golddigger
>social life
no i wont introduce you to my friends incel cuntowner
>>25145759
>career, style, healthy amount of muscle and social life
>what are normies
how can you claim that only robots and chads exist
you are autistic
It's no longer worth being that guy anymore as women are a lot less desirable than they used to be.
if "every" guy is a autistic gamer or jock then that is normal
they're right in front of you
Even though this is bait, I'd say after years of girls only wanting to fuck brain dead jocks a lot of other guys these days just give up and do fun stuff instead.
>lurk this board
>wait for some ass hole to start bragging about the things you mentioned
>?????
>profit
Now get out
Back to Tumblr whore
>>25145759
Women decided to become sass-o-trons, so men decided to go either Weeb (gross!) or Chad (won't commit, SIGH) depending on best available options
Feminism killed the normal man
You win
NOW I AIN'T SAYING SHE A GOLD DIGGER
>>25145779
>>25145820
not bait, 995 of dudes either give up and escape to vidya fantasy worlds or become lmao alfa pua pectoral idiots with unnatural "opener routines" and other ridiculous stuff.
>>25145759
>why can't I just find a perfect man
Maybe if you were the perfect woman, you'd have a shot at him. As it is, even if you were to find him, he wouldn't even notice your presence if you grinded the pathetic thing you call an ass on his crotch.
>>25145850
>995
I meant 99%
>>25145838
BUT SHE GOT A GOLD TOOTH AND A PICKAXE
>>25145850
Well if women didn't give 99% of guys a reason to give up this wouldn't happen
>>25145824
That cat is such a cheeky cunt
>>25145895
No it's cute CUTE
with the normal women
you're on autist aol chatroom memeboard you're far from normal
Anyone who wants a long term relationship with a women is a little bitch ass pussy.
Every guy I know in a relationship with a women does what she says, when she says, how she says.
Shit wont change either, seen friends get divorced and their lives are done, cant even hang out with them its disgusting.
Frankly you women are fucking vile creatures who ruin fun likes it is your fucking job.
>>25145935
This desu. One of my few nerd friends can't hang out with anyone and loses shitloads of money because his gf demands his time and money is almost exclusively spent on her.
I'm fairly normal, hard working dude who plays video games occasionally, goes out every week end, and comes from a good stable home.
Guys who don't reAlly fall into any category exist, bbe-mane
You reap what you sow, modern feminism
>>25145967
fucking mind numbing man, hearing my friends take shit from their women. I just look at them like, wtf where did my friend go, why do you take this.
Pussy is not good enough to fucking take that much shit in life.
fucking sad.
>>25145850
you are autistic and live in the internet
go outside and rid yourself of your autism
>>25145759
Normal people are people who were raised by two parents, and those aren't ordinary in modern society.
>>25145759
What you want is a soulless, narcissistic guy who doesn't talk about anything but his career and social status. If you're pretty/attractive, narcissistic (that's given for females) then you got a good chance at finding one in the city.
Eating fairy bread.
>>25145759
fucking nice fornutire . really my style .
>>25145759
Out of your league.
Lift for 6 days a week with the bros and full time researcher in uni. I'm fairly sure there is a huge population of guys that are well rounded. Can someone confirm and agree with me.
>>25145935
>>25145967
Yeah when my friends got girlfriends they gradually disappeared from the group and were super whipped. Sad to see it happen again and again.
>>25145759
>normal dude
>career, style, healthy amount of muscle and social life
because its really hard to have all those things at once. i go to the gym 4 times a week, go to uni, make decent money online and i like to think that i dress well. however, all this takes time and because of that my social life is lacking. if i went out every day it would be really hard for me to focus on other things so i decided to ditch everyone who i dont think is worth spending time with.
what do you have to offer to a guy who has it all ( career, style, healthy amount of muscle and social life)? why the fuck would he date you instead of a 9/10 instagram bimbo?
>Is it me or every guy today is either autistic gamer loser or jock type brainless mcroidmuscle?
It's because all you do is browse 4chan
if you'd spend one hour outside of your house you'd realise 4chan is completely detached from actual reality
>>25146428
yeah, this.
For me the muscle was the sacrifice. I dress well, have a career, but I'm kind of pudgy now because I'd rather go have beers with my friends than run on a treadmill every night.
not worth becoming that when 95% of women are trash and the other 5% are taken
thinking about all the potential good dating candidates using their youth on porn and vidya makes me all giddy. get fucked roasties
>>25146428
Lets say I'm a girl who can cook, goes to the gym, has a BMI of 18.5, long hair, no tatoos.
I don't want a billionaire model guy, just something average that seems like he got his shit together like the OP pic.
>>25146602
>no tatoos
i cant believe standards have gotten so low that having no tatoos is seen as an overwhelming plus. i fucking hate everyone, period. no ones ass is worth kissing in this world. no ones.
>>25146637
well, women get ignored by quality guys for having tattoos, unnatural hair color or piercings on places that are not ears so I wanted to make sure these are checked before i demanded anything.
>>25146658
yeah i know...if im ever meeting someone or hanging out with someone and theres a girl with a tattoo or rainbow hair or piercings, i just think of how utter shit they are. i was just saying how bad its gotten so thats considered the norm. its so damn disgusting.
>>25145759
>Where can a fembot find normal dude with career, style, healthy amount of muscle and social life?
Feminism killed them all. They've been an extinct species for a while now. Before then they were still endangered.
>>25146702
modern feminism is practiced by like 10% of women, not nearly enough to make good men go away.
>>25146824
Feminism as an ideology or feminism as an ingrained cultural institution? Because I'm referring to the latter.
>>25145759
>autistic gamer
It's not worth putting effort into relationships so you can get bitch and nagged at for years before you get fucked by alimoney. Sorry but men are waking up to this and would rather play vidya than deal with your whore ass and your feminist friends.
>brainless mcroidmuscle
There are a lot of dumb ass guys out there. True that.
>career
Young guys got royally fucked career-wise. Colleges and office jobs give massive preferences to women and skilled jobs are all taken by boomers. Our economy absolutely fucks young men right now, show some sympathy whore cunt.
>style
Joking aside millenial men have decent style. Better than their parents for sure.
>healthy amount of muscle
Men have terrible eating habits by nature. Without a woman to look after them at home they'll eat fastfood 24/7 and get fat or just eat like shit and be skinny. Women have forsaken men and this is one of the results. On the flip side this is easy for you to remedy by just cooking for your bf desu. How you can bulk up some some nerdy guy isn't some huge mystery. This may sound pathetic but that's the natural way of things.
>social life
Yeah we're autists. We were raised by single moms and female teachers and were never taught to be men. Tough shit. It's worse for us than you so shut up and fuck off.
Fuck you get out roasty whore there's no such thing as a fembot, seriously just fuck an older guy, he'll have all of the above just fuck off.
>>25146824
Certain laws are feminist and that didn't need the consent of all woman. It doesn't matter how many genuinely support a cause you fucking idiot. It matters if once instance of rules are based on this and those are for everyone.
>>25145759
Most of them are already married and living a perfect life somewhere.
>Where can a fembot find
If the remaining few normal dudes were interested in someone like you, they'd find you.
>>25146974
do you actually believe any of this
>>25146602
>I don't want a billionaire model guy, just something average that seems like he got his shit together like the OP pic.
Just date guys in their 30s and stop whining.
>>25146974
>Men have terrible eating habits by nature
go look obesity statistics by gender
Pros:
>wide variety of non-embarrassing hobbies
>unemployed at the moment but very employable
>lots of good stories to tell
>speak 3 languages, not just at "I took a class in highschool" level either
>work out pretty regularly
>try to dress well, been told by several people I look like a model
Cons:
>Heavy drinker, smoker, and casual drug user
>Walk like a ghetto black dude
>Talk like a hoodrat in English
>If we're not in a serious relationship I'll probably be seeing other girls behind your back
>I have really high standards
>I've got a big ass and love handles but make up for it by being tall and lank
>My social life consists of either really rich people or really poor people/homeless dudes in the park and I don't have time or interest in for the trendy middle class
>high libido and I will want to have sex twice a day
1-10 how date-able am I?
OP confirmed for a white whore.
>>25147190
Is he wrong?
>>25147275
tldr
nice blog entry faggot
>>25147398
Yeah on pretty much all points
>>25145759
If you want to find a normie, r9k is the last place to look - get the fuck off my board.
I'm 30, professional job for years, own house, eat healthy, live near mountains, do out doors stuff, etc.
I play vidya all the time, secretly want to get into anime, jerk off to trap porn, and have a foot and piss fetish.
If you want to find a normie get the fuck off my board.
>>25147299
>Asian whore
I fixed that for you
>>25145759
You listed a lot of really important things. If this man also has to be handsome and mentally stable you are looking at someone who is basically a 9 or 10/10.
>>25145759
hyperfeminism makes them all shy away. also, the "new-males" that are all about self-improvement (the way you just stated) are not commiting to most females because they see how none of them are worth the trouble beyond the "pump and dump" procedure, so they date several women in a row, realizing that none of them deserves them because they worked harder than women ever will on themselves and now they wanna reap the rewards and that can only be a woman that isn't complete dogshit like most of fucking thots and lame-brains out there.
Maybe I should just find a pretty girl from a third world country. She wouldn't speak English too well so she can't talk back, and she'd be absolutely thrilled to have the modern convenience of using a dishwasher. Like Indonesia or Latvia, just as long as they're poor.
>>25145759
Where western degeneracy doesn't affect the general population.
Russia is a good example. I love my country.
>>25147237
That's true, yet the meme of women being in the kitchen is not wrong, they've the feminism ideal that persuaded the western world removed women from their places, and that's one of the results, many can't even cook.
>>25147655
> implying mentally stable is an unreasonable standard
I found the one who hears voices and gets into fits of blind rage
>>25147726
Fuckoff pavlenko, i'm jelly.
If only russia wasn't full of subhumans...
>>25145759
People have the habit of delaying their careers a bit once they go to college.
>like it wasn't obvious....
/thread
I have a PhD and a wife who was a virgin when we met, and in my free time, I like to play instruments, learn new programming languages and chill with my mostly female friends.
Is that what you consider "normal"?
>>25145759
Both of those types of people ARE normal in the modern age, you dumb fuck.
Technology is so ubiquitous and cheap in the western world the only reason to NOT play videogames at least occasionally is if you're actually autistic.
Why are you asking this question on 4chan?
The #1 place for center- to right-wing mediocre "all my friends have turned into their wives' bitches. So I've CHOSEN to be single Sharon! It's a lifestyle, not a miserable depression"- white sub-urban males, who're slightly overweight and only wear simple brightly colored or all-black t-shirts, bought at wallmart for 9,99$ (or less).
>>25145759
They are everywhere. They are just in development like yourself, which is why you see what you see. If you are a normal , healthy, stylish individual with a career and good social life, you would be in a place where they are everywhere.
>>25147570
this isn't reddit, you don't get upvotes and approval just by having a popular opinion, you have to make some effort to back it up otherwise it is pointless to post, or more pointless than usual for posting your opinions on the internet
>>25147275
>Talk like a hoodrat in English
nigger/10
>>25146054
this
i don't even want women to act like people. (it would be nice, but it's impossible.) i just want feminist media to start teaching them how to be honest.
>i care more about myself than a mutual relationship
>i want a big dick
>i want someone who makes $50,000 or more
>all of your friends must be attractive
some girls (duck face, yoga pants, cleavage, gym photos) make their intentions obvious. so, ironically, they are not even a problem. just avoid them. the true cancer is the girls trying to play both sides
>"i'm traditional (until i don't want to be)"
>"i value time (or chad. whichever i feel at the moment)"
>"i believe in love (MY love. not yours. so i'll cheat on you.)"
i'm not saying women should be "traditional" or "progressive" and nothing in between. that would be fucking retarded. i'm saying just be honest.
>>25145759
It is mainly men instilled with "traditional" values who end up with careers, good health and a social life. They are not part of the usual circles, they are "squares" and don't care much about pop culture and what you consider "style", but they could easily get a tintin quiff haircut thing and adopt your taste in music to impress you. Why should they though?
Why would someone like this bend over backwards for some vindictive feminist slut?
It is the same to a lesser extent with us losers and the jocks. If my waifu was 3d, believe me, I would put a herculean effort into self-improvement for a 1% chance of being with her, but one look at the average roasty and my motivation evaporates. I can understand why jocks are only interested in sex too, they'll fuck you, sure, but who would be stupid enough to want to commit to someone who treats them like a doormat?
Don't deny it, I remember being made to watch videos in high school basically telling me "hurr durr men love to mansplain, never ask for help, are all secretly sexist, all their achievements are just privilege, they're pieces of shit", it is not just a meme, western culture has become a toilet. The men you are looking for say the words, "we value a diverse work environment bla bla", but that is just to sate the mob and save their business from lawsuits, privately they aren't going to let it affect decisions like who they are going to spend the rest of their lives with. They are trying to get away from the mainstream.
They want a traditional qt conservative woman like Margaret Thatcher in her 20s and if you were one they'd find you.
I rate your attempt five out of ten. For starters the imaginary female would not use terms as mcroidmuscle. Also you don't have to mention the infamous fembot, let it be implied.
Lastly you could simply write normal guy. No need to go in to such detail.
It shows that you try hard.
I'm the perfect man. I roid and gym, but not to crazy proportions. I weigh 180lbs. I work in the medical field making 70k, 3 days on 4 off. I enjoy trail running, homebrew, literature, and film.
I can accept a worthless woman who has done nothing if she's a 4'10 75lb virgin ginger. All these washed up mid 20s single moms pawing at my dick have done nothing good, and lots bad. Why do they deserve anything more than my boot in their side? Men's standards are ridiculously low. Be young, skinny, and chaste.
That's literally all I want. I don't care about your affirmative action office fauna job, your women's studies degree, or your extensive collection of tattoos and stds. Life is better living between onss and fwbs than tying myself down to a shrill harpy.
Pic related, I just ordered an android tv box. I'm going to install a custom rom, put all the emulators on it, my movie hard drive, and make it controlled by my tablet. The average female barely knows how to do more than turn on an iPhone. That's fine if they had other hobbies but all they do is post selfies on iphonegram and tinder. How can an entire sex Bo so worthless?
>>25145759
Well you likely won't find them here. I fit most of those but I'm still in school/interning. Honestly most of the people like this just have higher standards. There is no way I'd date some whore or girl who's worthless. Also we are usually easy to miss in a crowd because we do nothing to stand out, we just mind our own business and try to improve our lives. From my perspective I don't understand how people waste their time all day on parties or vidya. With the time I spend studying, with family, exercising, and with friends I don't have any left over to be a chad or vidya nerd.
>>25145759
I'm gay and I ask myself the same question everyday.
>>25145759
not being harsh but you probably don't move in those circles yourself which is why you don't encounter them. Social, physically fit guys with a good career tend to go for the staces or somebody of their own caliber.
>>25148124
kek if you don't think that poster is completely delusional I actually feel sorry for you
It's completely based on caricatures made up by some antisocial weeb
>>25149205
How can you be the perfect man when you're this autistic?
>>25148836
>If my waifu was 3d, believe me, I would put a herculean effort into self-improvement for a 1% chance of being with her
Literally me. To bad I realized Waifu's are just fantasy. Real women are trash.
>>25149205
>LEELBOX
>>25145759
B8. I'm a "normal guy", but I don't date mythical "fembots".
hey fembots, would you go down on this man?
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1407/65/1407650626001.webm
>>25145759
"normal men" are literally everywhere. Just because they aren't stuck between 4 walls doesn't mean that they are chads.
>>25145779
This desu senpai.
