what are some ways to get a girl wet in your experience?
one thing I found is manhandling them (ie forcing them into the position you want)
>inb4 chad thread
this is to stop your future qt3.14 gf from kukking you since you couldn't please her
teasing
touch anywhere but the vagina
>>25144107
super soaker fulla orange juice gets all the stacies wet.
>>25144107
>manhandling
Definitely works so long as you're forceful yet gentle. Try pushing her up against a wall and make out with her
oh im sorry was this one of those rare serious threads?
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i think they like flowers, nice ones from a boutique store, picked into a bouquet by you.
Ears. Kiss your way over to them and give some sucks and nibbles to dat lobe while gently tugging her hair/grabbing the ass
Being more attractive than I am.
>>25144187
but do ida geddem wet??
>>25144107
Being /fit/
you gotta show her you care about her and shit.
anyone can pick a pre-made bouqet of roses that's easy.
what u gotta do is pick the flowers and roses and make it yourself but they do that for you.
its gonna be more expensive and she'll be like "why the fuck did u spend so much on flowers, yo?"
but that's ok because you are sending her a message with dem flowers.
its like "look i think you are a blue daisy, a red rose, and a white lily, and a bunch of other shit."
but without actually saying anything. who /deep thinker/ here
>>25144107
Kiss their neck, rub the inside of their thigh, rub the small of their back, etc
>>25144107
if you don't know how to finger a bitch, learn. ease up to two fingers in, then do a come hither motion where you're tickling the inside of her belly
do this shit when you're fucking her, like pull out and do it. it'll make em cum buckets and gives you a breather so you can last longer
what's a good way to ask for a blowjob from a girl without drying her up?
>>25144187
> he thought this was only a shitposting board
and if you are broke as shit and can't afford no flowers.
wellbring a gallon of water with you into a dry sauna and chug that shit. and cool off with a shower after. you'll smell like pheromones and sex and she'll literally eat your ass
>>25144265
>and gives you a breather so you can last longer
Much needed, thanks
>>25144142
chads too
kiss them in sensitive areas
inner thighs, neck and upper breast
>>25144314
>implying chad dont try to get girls wet
water balloons
>>25144283
How does the water help?
from my experience Squeezing the inner thigh, Kissing the neck, Biting the neck, touching the upper back, and putting them on top of you
>>25144107
Telling her that her breath smells like her Dad's dick did it for me, and her Dad's dick did the trick too.
>>25144107
>>25144146
This, just do the same shit as the 'bad boy' in chick flicks. They are literally, LITERALLY, the embodiment of female sexual desire. How is this hard to understand?
Why the fuck does this shit even matter
Women are awful and we're all going to die
>>25144271
Get her horny with some cunnilingus and then once she cums just pish her head gently down to your dick and start running your hand through her hair. Asking for a bj is for men who don't get bj's.
you have to thump ur dick on her clit a few times, its like an instant flood
Listen kiddos, there's a secret erogenous zone on every woman (>75% at least).
You have to feel the back sides of her neck for those little bumps. They are lymph nodes, they become swollen more easily identifiable if you prey is sick.
Grip her like you are giving a firm massage, but really, and I mean fucking REALLY work your thumbs into them like you're trying to pop them.
From 0-to-suxty in like 10 second
>>25145882
but what if you'reinto girls that wouldn't put up with that shit?
>>25144249
o i am laffin man
>>25145877
the voice of truth speaks, but anon we're just trying to make our absurd lives enjoyable
>>25144271
By not asking and just putting her in a position where she knows it's about to happen
>>25146508
BREAK THEM
>>25144265
Fucking this 100%. Bitches love strong hands. You gotta start out by teasing her clit too.
I can't get hard or stay hard sometimes with my gf
Sometimes I cannot cum with her
What is wrong with me please help
Dick hard against the butt
Titty in my hand
Kiss ya neck
Hell yeah
>>25147160
You're gay but scared of it. Think about dicks for 20 minutes in a row and you'll feel tingles in funny places
>>25144107
You know I kinda thought I'd have more understanding as I switched to estrogen from testosterone. But I don't. I crave dick. I want it inside me. I want to be bred. I want to mother the whole human race. All my bf has to do is ask and I'll serve him. It's my place. I WANT TO DO IT. Id never make him jump through hoops. Ill suck his dick just because I feel like it. It's not a reward for him to death. It's his right.
>>25145877
True, but y'know, just in case one of us makes it out of here...
Who here is a fan of Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band?
Would Ella Guru be a good song to fuck to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gZULn9R2Dk
>>25147326
>BEEFHEART
Good shit mang.
However, i wouldn't have sex to it. I had really memorable sex while listening to Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness.
>>25147160
I had similar problems, I think for me it might've been over-consuming porn prior to getting a girlfriend. Let time pass and don't fap and it's possible it will pass.
>>25144107
So about the image - why do girls do the stance on the right? Are they embarrassed about their butthole? Are they just shit at sex or what?
>>25145763
you don't wanna dehydrate in there. and you chug the water to flush your system of nasty sweat and toxins. afterwards u smell like clean and sex.
>>25145763
for further infomation see: zyzz
>>25144135
Pretty much this. Just kiss and rub her everywhere and slowly make your way to her vagina.
Some girls like it when your forceful but only if you know what you're doing.
>>25148247
They're bracing for it to hurt.
>>25146584
who /deep thinking male/ here
>>25148247
literally go try to do the first position
ask someone to ram something into your asshole while you do it
I'll waitit puts massive strain on your entire neck and back just so a guy can not notice/appreciate your spina bifida
>>25147272
Welcome to being a faggot, Both women and faggots really want dicks inside them
>>25148352
>>25148247
You heard, go and ask someone to ram something in your asshole. I'm also waiting
>>25148352
in other words its effort
and you will only do it if money is involved
>>25144249
That is how you get friendzoned g. Girls want Chad to do that not Timothy.
>>25144107
Left is girl and right is tranny
>>25146475
I'm...pretty sure that's not a good idea
>>25148612
From everyone's responses it seems like girls don't like dicks at all
>>25144107
Have you guys considered just learning pua? This ground has all been extensively studied by nerds for over 10 years, and there's a vast array of material out there which you can avail yourselves of if you want to learn this stuff.
Most of it can be found online for free, in books, blogs, on youtube, or torrents.
Find something you like, take what works for you, discard the rest.
>>25144107
>make out w/ them
>kissing/breathing on their neck
>laying on top of them, your genitals on top of their genitals
>playing w/ their nips
>sucking on their nips (not really sucking but stimulating the areola by doing circles w/ your tongue, that sort of thing)
>spanking dat ass
and the big one
>if you're about to go downtown on that pussy, kiss the inside of their thighs first. The anticipation that builds up is palpable
there's a lot more but these are the tried & true basics
>>25149723
>recommending PUA un-ironically
>>25149723
so what is this really about. u trying to make a buck off us robits or are ya just trying to legitimize the pua movement?
>>25149823
It helped me lose my virginity at 26.
>>25149834
1. I recommended you use free stuff, even torrent shit.
2. Nobody comes to r9k to seek legitimacy. I mean come on.
>>25144107
>missionary is my girls favorite position
>engage in coitus
>erect penis
>insert into vagina
>aim down and rub shaft along clitoris
>soaking wet
>make her love missionary even more
>realize shes never had good sex
>blow her mind
>missionary still her fav position
>"i want you on top"
>apprehensively she mounts me
>grab her butt cheeks and spread
>pelvic thrust into her soaking wet hole
>she leans down to kiss me
>rests her head on my shoulder
>pound her until shes red in the face and her vag is squeezing my dick
>slide down a bit
>really get an angle on her
>pumping while grinding my shaft on her clit
shes orgasming repeatedly
>keep pounding away
this all took place over a few weeks. i ask her offhandedly "is missionary still your favorite position"? She looks at me and giggles.
I hope im actually rocking her world and shes not just faking it.
basically aim down and rub your dick on her clit as you're penetrating her. just be sure not to accidentally slide out and re-enter and perforate her vaginal wall.
also this >>25144135 inside the leg, belly, pubes, just never touch her clit or vulva. Try making a V shape with the middle and ring finger over the labia and gently stroking up and down.
>>25144187
chocolates also help.
>>25144283
im gonna try this. ...where the fuck do i find a sauna?
>>25144265
the come hither only works once shes already very aroused. The G-spot is like the final form of a boss. You have to beat the first boss to make it come out. Its a small area behind the urethra that engorges with blood when shes wet and ready. Come hither the fuck out of that and she'll be like a waterfall.
also this movie. watch it. my nigga you is set for life.
>>25149898
you can find a dry sauna at any decent gym.
good taste bro, i fkkin ruv mandy moore in that movie.
>>25144107
Hnng...
Nothing gets me going like that receptive lordosis posture.
Depending on the situation music is/can be important.
Some recs :
Neighbors Know My Name - Trey Songz
I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys
Us - Movement
Earned it - The Weeknd
Often - The Weeknd
Im Into You - Chet Faker
Love and Feeling - Chet Faker
Native Skin - Neulore
>>25150073
Also the order of your sex playlist is important.
See here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edDwWuBubKk
Other tips include:
>Pornstars give oral advice to guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSTWFdN875M
>How to last longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArDpNAaR6-k
>Massaging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS6iVHTVf9Q
>Fingering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrqYhFfEStk
Being someone who isn't me seems to be the best bet
Put middle finger in 4 inches deep and press up towards her stomach and rub that shit
That's the g spot lad
She'll try to force you to stop, don't let her and it's over
>>25150328
Have you ever fingered a grill to orgasm and whispered "gg" while she's cumming?
My ex and I used to play LoL so I did that once and busted out laughing.
>>25149999
nice digits.
Too bad human females don't also quiver their ears in pleasure
>>25150401
was she over 300 pounds, or are you lying about that story? those are the only 2 possibilities.
>>25150401
>My ex and I used to play LoL so I did that once and busted out laughing.
I legit cringed... Brrrr....
>>25150606
Well she was pretty chubby but nowhere near 300 pounds. She was playing a game on my laptop and we would make out every time she died. And she was pretty bad so we got to make out a lot. After like 4-5 deaths I didn't let her go back to playing and started fingering her.
It's a mental thing for girls. The third date with my ex, I took her to a fancy restaurant, was being all suave and worldly. She was really impressed because she was a poor student and couldn't afford anything I was treating her to. When I took her back to my place, and started making out and undressing, her pussy was already quite wet.
>>25150669
>I legit cringed... Brrrr...
Congrats on not having a sense of humor and not understanding that sex isn't something to be taken too seriously.
>>25144187
Flowers oh my God.
>>25147160
Many reasons.
There's an insane pressure on men when it comes to sex. You have to be hard and ready whenever she wants, you have to stay hard, you're expected to make her cum, you may not cum fast yourself and so on. Or else, as movies, tv shows and so on show us, you'll be the laughingstock of the girl and her friends.
So there's performance anxiety. Maybe you're not in the mood. Maybe she just doesn't get you turned on from time to time. Maybe your mind is somewhere else, you're stressed out etc. There's many reasons.
i thought i got a girl wet once but it turned out she had sharted. still though, it was from undercooked meat i served her so... make way for the chad train. CHOO CHOO
Here's how to properly kiss, not a quick peck on the lips but the makeout kind of kissing
>>25145776
>and putting them on top of you
this, and them rolling on top of me
pulling my head back by my hair to kiss my neck, also nice
